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Here comes The Black Horse |
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There goes The Brown Cow |
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Full of ringers of course |
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Thrown up from The Plough |
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The hoops and the stripes |
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The halves and the quarters |
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The Sunday morning rain |
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The touchline refrain |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John because |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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It' s Lee' s twenty-first |
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But they' re not coming in |
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Because Bruiser McHuge |
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Declares them too thin |
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Annoyed and upset |
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They head for elsewhere |
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They normally argue the toss |
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But besides being boss |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John because |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He used to lark with the dreads |
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Now he' s a nark on the steds |
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He used to lark with the dreads |
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Now he' s a nark on the steds |
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He used to lark with the dreads |
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Now he' s a nark on the steds |
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He used to lark with the dreads |
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Now he' s a nark on the steds |
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His paranoia is absurd |
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Are you thinking about my bird? |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John, come on |
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Just walk away John because |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Leave it be, let it go |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Don' t be daft, don' t you know |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Leave it be, let it go |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Don' t be daft, don' t you know |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Leave it be, let it go |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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Don' t be daft, don' t you know |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |
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He' s on the ' roids |