| 歌曲 | Petty Sessions |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | CSI: Ambleside |
| I stick me big nose in | |
| When I go out | |
| Sealed-off car park | |
| What’s it all about? | |
| I like an altercation with a member of staff | |
| “That was a ten pound note!” | |
| I ring up Dial-A-Pizza | |
| I ring up Dial-A-Pizza | |
| I ring up Dial-A-Pizza | |
| And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian” | |
| Facebook Mum | |
| YouTube Dad | |
| Sea Bass Man Bag | |
| Fifty quid to Chad | |
| Would the congregation like to rise and sing | |
| Hymn number 252 | |
| Here come the Barmy Army | |
| They’re absolutely crazy | |
| Bart, Elvis and the baby | |
| Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch |
| I stick me big nose in | |
| When I go out | |
| Sealedoff car park | |
| What' s it all about? | |
| I like an altercation with a member of staff | |
| " That was a ten pound note!" | |
| I ring up DialAPizza | |
| I ring up DialAPizza | |
| I ring up DialAPizza | |
| And say that' s not how I would spell " Hawaiian" | |
| Facebook Mum | |
| YouTube Dad | |
| Sea Bass Man Bag | |
| Fifty quid to Chad | |
| Would the congregation like to rise and sing | |
| Hymn number 252 | |
| Here come the Barmy Army | |
| They' re absolutely crazy | |
| Bart, Elvis and the baby | |
| Kill kill kill stab murder and despatch |