| 歌曲 | Corgi Registered Friends |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Achtung Bono |
| In the kingdom of the blind | |
| It’s said the one-eyed man is king | |
| And in the kingdom of the bland | |
| It’s nine o’clock on ITV | |
| I believe I’ve seen holograms | |
| With more substance than you | |
| Automatic doors don’t open for you | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| You meet up on a Monday with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| You call Glastonbury “Glasto” | |
| You’d like to go there one day | |
| When they’ve put up the gun towers | |
| To keep the hippies away | |
| December sees Kitzbuehel | |
| Clad in Lowe Alpine | |
| Your children are painfully soulless | |
| Ralph’s in Brize Norton | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| You do Del Boy impressions with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| For sale: gym equipment | |
| But now your jeans are too tight | |
| Amanda Burton on autopilot | |
| It’s all you need each night | |
| I wear a tolerance robe | |
| I have the patience of Job | |
| But when I hear your wife’s silly giggling | |
| At Ann Summers parties | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| C-O-R-G-I (CORGI registered friends) | |
| You go to medieval banquets with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment) | |
| Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment) | |
| Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment) | |
| Stick this in your Volvo (glove compartment) |
| In the kingdom of the blind | |
| It' s said the oneeyed man is king | |
| And in the kingdom of the bland | |
| It' s nine o' clock on ITV | |
| I believe I' ve seen holograms | |
| With more substance than you | |
| Automatic doors don' t open for you | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| You meet up on a Monday with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| You call Glastonbury " Glasto" | |
| You' d like to go there one day | |
| When they' ve put up the gun towers | |
| To keep the hippies away | |
| December sees Kitzbuehel | |
| Clad in Lowe Alpine | |
| Your children are painfully soulless | |
| Ralph' s in Brize Norton | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| You do Del Boy impressions with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| For sale: gym equipment | |
| But now your jeans are too tight | |
| Amanda Burton on autopilot | |
| It' s all you need each night | |
| I wear a tolerance robe | |
| I have the patience of Job | |
| But when I hear your wife' s silly giggling | |
| At Ann Summers parties | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| CORGI CORGI registered friends | |
| You go to medieval banquets with your | |
| CORGI registered friends | |
| Stick this in your Volvo glove compartment | |
| Stick this in your Volvo glove compartment | |
| Stick this in your Volvo glove compartment | |
| Stick this in your Volvo glove compartment |