Asparagus Next Left 歌词

	We’ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
	In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
	Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
	But still they cried like girls
	Road signs on our country lanes
	May not be what they seem
	“Asparagus Next Left” – who says?
	I’ve been upstream
	Going down there for plum tomatoes
	That’s not a good idea
	For “Horse Manure 200 Yards”
	Read bottomless perdition
	When the club-versus-country dispute arose
	Small children were trampled in the exodus
	We all knew someone at primary school
	Who had a very powerful magnet
	“This-a-way For New Potatoes”
	An arrow points innocently
	Dirt track to a darker place
	That’s what it says to me
	“Last Chance For Hanging Baskets”
	They’re even giving you clues!
	“Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines”
	Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
	Whatever happened to the plumber’s van?
	The humble, amateur Transit van?
	Vans have become ridiculous
	With their strategies and logistics
	“Veer Left For Marmalade!”
	I don’t think so Joe
	And why are “Tractors Turning”?
	We really ought to know
	So stay alert on the minor roads
	Remember Phyllis Triggs
	Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
	She’s still not been accounted for

	We' ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
	In the middle of another group' s guerrilla gig
	Well surely that' s the ultimate guerrilla gig
	But still they cried like girls
	Road signs on our country lanes
	May not be what they seem
	" Asparagus Next Left" who says?
	I' ve been upstream
	Going down there for plum tomatoes
	That' s not a good idea
	For " Horse Manure 200 Yards"
	Read bottomless perdition
	When the clubversuscountry dispute arose
	Small children were trampled in the exodus
	We all knew someone at primary school
	Who had a very powerful magnet
	" Thisaway For New Potatoes"
	An arrow points innocently
	Dirt track to a darker place
	That' s what it says to me
	" Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
	They' re even giving you clues!
	" Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
	Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
	Whatever happened to the plumber' s van?
	The humble, amateur Transit van?
	Vans have become ridiculous
	With their strategies and logistics
	" Veer Left For Marmalade!"
	I don' t think so Joe
	And why are " Tractors Turning"?
	We really ought to know
	So stay alert on the minor roads
	Remember Phyllis Triggs
	Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
	She' s still not been accounted for

	We' ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
	In the middle of another group' s guerrilla gig
	Well surely that' s the ultimate guerrilla gig
	But still they cried like girls
	Road signs on our country lanes
	May not be what they seem
	" Asparagus Next Left" who says?
	I' ve been upstream
	Going down there for plum tomatoes
	That' s not a good idea
	For " Horse Manure 200 Yards"
	Read bottomless perdition
	When the clubversuscountry dispute arose
	Small children were trampled in the exodus
	We all knew someone at primary school
	Who had a very powerful magnet
	" Thisaway For New Potatoes"
	An arrow points innocently
	Dirt track to a darker place
	That' s what it says to me
	" Last Chance For Hanging Baskets"
	They' re even giving you clues!
	" Fresh Broad Beans and Aubergines"
	Euphemisms, Audrey, euphemisms!
	Whatever happened to the plumber' s van?
	The humble, amateur Transit van?
	Vans have become ridiculous
	With their strategies and logistics
	" Veer Left For Marmalade!"
	I don' t think so Joe
	And why are " Tractors Turning"?
	We really ought to know
	So stay alert on the minor roads
	Remember Phyllis Triggs
	Oooh! Rhubarb! Lets go!
	She' s still not been accounted for

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