歌曲 | Twydale's Lament |
歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
专辑 | Achtung Bono |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
Indicate then you stupid bastard | |
How was I supposed to know | |
That you intended to go left | |
I’m not a mind reader | |
You shall be cast away into the fiery pit | |
And in the fiery pit there are | |
Eternal sleeping policemen | |
I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge | |
I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream | |
Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull | |
Splendid | |
I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway | |
And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening | |
As that’s where he likes to go for the quiz | |
He believes he is needed for the music round | |
His friends obviously humour him | |
Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table | |
And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette | |
I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands | |
Which he finds most annoying | |
Most annoying | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy | |
When you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy | |
When you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy | |
When you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy | |
When you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy | |
When you’ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I’ll be happy… |
Indicate then you stupid bastard | |
How was I supposed to know | |
That you intended to go left | |
I' m not a mind reader | |
You shall be cast away into the fiery pit | |
And in the fiery pit there are | |
Eternal sleeping policemen | |
I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge | |
I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream | |
Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull | |
Splendid | |
I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway | |
And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening | |
As that' s where he likes to go for the quiz | |
He believes he is needed for the music round | |
His friends obviously humour him | |
Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table | |
And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette | |
I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands | |
Which he finds most annoying | |
Most annoying | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy |
Indicate then you stupid bastard | |
How was I supposed to know | |
That you intended to go left | |
I' m not a mind reader | |
You shall be cast away into the fiery pit | |
And in the fiery pit there are | |
Eternal sleeping policemen | |
I saw a young professional couple playing Poohsticks on a Cotswold bridge | |
I watched them walk along the banks of the Windrush eating jasmine ice cream | |
Before heading north to Warwick Arts Centre and Marianne Faithfull | |
Splendid | |
I picked up all the elastic bands dropped by the postman on my driveway | |
And took them up to the pub on a Thursday evening | |
As that' s where he likes to go for the quiz | |
He believes he is needed for the music round | |
His friends obviously humour him | |
Anyway, I place myself at a nearby table | |
And whenever he tries to light up a cigarette | |
I fire it out of his mouth with one of the elastic bands | |
Which he finds most annoying | |
Most annoying | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy | |
When you' ve been arrested for defacing the bridge | |
Gouranga Gouranga | |
Yes I' ll be happy |