| 歌曲 | Moody Chops |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Four Lads Who Shook the Wirral |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| You’ve gone and got national acclaim | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| Your attitude can never be the same | |
| You can never be surly again | |
| ‘Cos if you write another song about down in the dumps | |
| The people gonna say: “Hey! What gives you the humps?” | |
| You could be drinking muddy water | |
| Sleeping in hollow logs | |
| But no you’ve got national acclaim | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| What you gonna sing about next? | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| You’re gonna have to change the text | |
| No more caterwauling in a minor key | |
| You’re gonna have to croon about the Zuiderzee | |
| And its total reclamation by twenty-o-three | |
| Now you’ve got wads of the stuff | |
| Now you got national acclaim | |
| Alright boys, fill the skip… | |
| You’re gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeve | |
| Your mumbling, you’re gonna have to leave behind | |
| You’re gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketch | |
| You’ll have to join Jools for the jam sketch | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Moody chops | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Hey moody chops | |
| Mmm Moody chops | |
| You’ve gone and got national acclaim | |
| You done got national acclaim | |
| You… |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| You' ve gone and got national acclaim | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| Your attitude can never be the same | |
| You can never be surly again | |
| ' Cos if you write another song about down in the dumps | |
| The people gonna say: " Hey! What gives you the humps?" | |
| You could be drinking muddy water | |
| Sleeping in hollow logs | |
| But no you' ve got national acclaim | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| What you gonna sing about next? | |
| Hey there moody chops | |
| You' re gonna have to change the text | |
| No more caterwauling in a minor key | |
| You' re gonna have to croon about the Zuiderzee | |
| And its total reclamation by twentyothree | |
| Now you' ve got wads of the stuff | |
| Now you got national acclaim | |
| Alright boys, fill the skip | |
| You' re gonna have to take your hand from out of your sleeve | |
| Your mumbling, you' re gonna have to leave behind | |
| You' re gonna have to join Jools for the jam sketch | |
| You' ll have to join Jools for the jam sketch | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Moody chops | |
| Oh moody chops | |
| Hey moody chops | |
| Mmm Moody chops | |
| You' ve gone and got national acclaim | |
| You done got national acclaim | |
| You |