Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice 歌词
| 歌曲 | Architecture and Morality Ted and Alice |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | ACD |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| Good Morning, Ma’am, I’ve come to read your gas meter… | |
| The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkola | |
| Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland | |
| But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard | |
| Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder | |
| I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend | |
| She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend | |
| I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way | |
| And now I live life in the bus lane | |
| Yeah I live life in the bus lane | |
| The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood | |
| Made me feel secure on the roads in winter | |
| But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana | |
| Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels | |
| I walked across the road with a peach in my hand | |
| A hammer hit my head and I couldn’t understand | |
| Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying: | |
| “I like to watch the adverts | |
| Yeah, I saw it in the adverts” | |
| You fold your grandma’s neck | |
| And smother her in custard | |
| As a contribution to your folio | |
| And the very next morning | |
| You take her into college and the tutor with the beard and the polio | |
| Says “Well yeah it’s got potential and it could well be essential | |
| But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean” | |
| Have you tuned into Radio Dada | |
| Every Friday evening at six in the morning | |
| Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada | |
| It goes something like this |
| Good Morning, Ma' am, I' ve come to read your gas meter | |
| The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkola | |
| Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland | |
| But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard | |
| Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder | |
| I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend | |
| She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend | |
| I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way | |
| And now I live life in the bus lane | |
| Yeah I live life in the bus lane | |
| The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood | |
| Made me feel secure on the roads in winter | |
| But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana | |
| Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels | |
| I walked across the road with a peach in my hand | |
| A hammer hit my head and I couldn' t understand | |
| Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying: | |
| " I like to watch the adverts | |
| Yeah, I saw it in the adverts" | |
| You fold your grandma' s neck | |
| And smother her in custard | |
| As a contribution to your folio | |
| And the very next morning | |
| You take her into college and the tutor with the beard and the polio | |
| Says " Well yeah it' s got potential and it could well be essential | |
| But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean" | |
| Have you tuned into Radio Dada | |
| Every Friday evening at six in the morning | |
| Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada | |
| It goes something like this |
| Good Morning, Ma' am, I' ve come to read your gas meter | |
| The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkola | |
| Makes me want to shake hands with the whole of Finland | |
| But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard | |
| Makes me want to go out and commit mass murder | |
| I rang Jane Scott for a genuine friend | |
| She was otherwise engaged so I looked round the bend | |
| I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way | |
| And now I live life in the bus lane | |
| Yeah I live life in the bus lane | |
| The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood | |
| Made me feel secure on the roads in winter | |
| But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana | |
| Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels | |
| I walked across the road with a peach in my hand | |
| A hammer hit my head and I couldn' t understand | |
| Behind me stood a maniac laughing at me saying: | |
| " I like to watch the adverts | |
| Yeah, I saw it in the adverts" | |
| You fold your grandma' s neck | |
| And smother her in custard | |
| As a contribution to your folio | |
| And the very next morning | |
| You take her into college and the tutor with the beard and the polio | |
| Says " Well yeah it' s got potential and it could well be essential | |
| But it should be more dramatic if you know what I mean" | |
| Have you tuned into Radio Dada | |
| Every Friday evening at six in the morning | |
| Scan the airwaves for Radio Dada | |
| It goes something like this |
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