歌曲 | All I Want for Christmas Is a Dukla Prague Away Kit |
歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
专辑 | ACD |
There was one in the gang who had Scalextric | |
And because of that he thought he was better than you | |
Every day after school you’d go round there to play it | |
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship | |
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up | |
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work | |
It was a dodgy transformer again and again | |
A dodgy transformer again and again | |
It was a dodgy transformer again and again | |
A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten | |
So he’d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders | |
To get the Subbuteo out of the loft | |
He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere | |
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too | |
You’d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward | |
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his | |
And he’d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit | |
‘Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he’d kept it to one side | |
And after only five minutes you’d be down to ten men | |
‘Cos he’d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger | |
And come to half time you were losing four-nil | |
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty | |
So you’d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned | |
And the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house | |
And your travelling army of synthetic supporters | |
Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin | |
Now he’s working in a job with a future | |
He hands me my Giro every two weeks | |
And me I’m on the lookout for a proper transformer …errr |
There was one in the gang who had Scalextric | |
And because of that he thought he was better than you | |
Every day after school you' d go round there to play it | |
Hoping to compete for some kind of championship | |
But it always took about fifteen billion hours to set the track up | |
And even when you did the thing never seemed to work | |
It was a dodgy transformer again and again | |
A dodgy transformer again and again | |
It was a dodgy transformer again and again | |
A dodgy transformer that cost three pound ten | |
So he' d send his doting mother up the stairs with the stepladders | |
To get the Subbuteo out of the loft | |
He had all the accessories required for that big match atmosphere | |
The crowd and the dugout and the floodlights too | |
You' d always get palmed off with a headless centre forward | |
And a goalkeeper with no arms and a face like his | |
And he' d managed to get hold of a Dukla Prague away kit | |
' Cos his uncle owned a sports shop and he' d kept it to one side | |
And after only five minutes you' d be down to ten men | |
' Cos he' d sent off your right back for taking the base from under his left winger | |
And come to half time you were losing fournil | |
Each and every goal a hotly disputed penalty | |
So you' d smash up the floodlights and the match was abandoned | |
And the dog would bark and you' d be banned from his house | |
And your travelling army of synthetic supporters | |
Would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin | |
Now he' s working in a job with a future | |
He hands me my Giro every two weeks | |
And me I' m on the lookout for a proper transformer errr |