歌曲 | Sealclubbing |
歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
专辑 | Back in the D.H.S.S. |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
When a man walked up to me | |
“Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?” | |
Wo-oh ippee ay oh | |
Found myself standing ‘mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
When a frail voice asked of me: | |
“Would you mind, dear boy, I just can’t stand all this tension | |
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension” | |
No-oh ippee ay oh | |
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
When he reached out for the jar | |
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
To ooh-ooh, to kill yourself | |
Down beside the babbling brook | |
I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
When the stallion said to me: | |
“That’s the third biro that you’ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate” | |
Ooh-ooh said the stallion | |
Me and my girl – sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl – out on the ice | |
Me and my girl – sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl – ooh paradise |
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
When a man walked up to me | |
" Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?" | |
Wooh ippee ay oh | |
Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
When a frail voice asked of me: | |
" Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension | |
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" | |
Nooh ippee ay oh | |
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
When he reached out for the jar | |
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
To oohooh, to kill yourself | |
Down beside the babbling brook | |
I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
When the stallion said to me: | |
" That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" | |
Oohooh said the stallion | |
Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl out on the ice | |
Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl ooh paradise |
I was just sitting there eating a salmonella sandwich | |
When a man walked up to me | |
" Would you mind, dear sir, if I asked you a question? | |
If music be the food of love, are you the indigestion?" | |
Wooh ippee ay oh | |
Found myself standing ' mongst a score or so of ageing grans and granddads | |
When a frail voice asked of me: | |
" Would you mind, dear boy, I just can' t stand all this tension | |
Please let me in front of you so I can cash me pension" | |
Nooh ippee ay oh | |
Frank was going through a state of depression in his bedroom | |
When he reached out for the jar | |
He swallowed every last pill and he lay back on his duvet | |
A Haliborange overdose is perhaps not the right way | |
To oohooh, to kill yourself | |
Down beside the babbling brook | |
I was trying to sketch myself a stallion | |
When the stallion said to me: | |
" That' s the third biro that you' ve broke and all day I cannot wait | |
You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead mate" | |
Oohooh said the stallion | |
Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl out on the ice | |
Me and my girl sealclubbing | |
Me and my girl ooh paradise |