| 歌曲 | Venus In Flares |
| 歌手 | Half Man Half Biscuit |
| 专辑 | Back in the D.H.S.S. |
| A million housewives every day | |
| Pick up a can of beans and say: | |
| “What an amazing example of synchronisation” | |
| He looked out of the aeroplane | |
| And he saw the Alps way down below | |
| He fixed his gaze on the white terrain | |
| And he could see a portrait in the snow | |
| And he shouted: “Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell” | |
| That’s an ominous example of the power of TV | |
| And I went la la la la la la la | |
| La la la la la la laaa | |
| Oh la la la la la la la | |
| Just like everyone else does when they can’t think of any more words | |
| Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac | |
| By Christ they were trendy at the time | |
| I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime | |
| The man behind the mask at C&A’s was quite polite | |
| He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn’t have to fight | |
| And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (sure George) | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (Oh God) | |
| Oh the Grand Old Duke of York | |
| Well, he had ten thousand men | |
| And he marched them all to the top of the hill | |
| And he had them all again |
| A million housewives every day | |
| Pick up a can of beans and say: | |
| " What an amazing example of synchronisation" | |
| He looked out of the aeroplane | |
| And he saw the Alps way down below | |
| He fixed his gaze on the white terrain | |
| And he could see a portrait in the snow | |
| And he shouted: " Hey look down there, I can see Robert Powell" | |
| That' s an ominous example of the power of TV | |
| And I went la la la la la la la | |
| La la la la la la laaa | |
| Oh la la la la la la la | |
| Just like everyone else does when they can' t think of any more words | |
| Yeah OK I had a Kojak mac | |
| By Christ they were trendy at the time | |
| I got it into my head that I had to stamp out crime | |
| The man behind the mask at C A' s was quite polite | |
| He said that when I wore my mac I wouldn' t have to fight | |
| And I went yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah sure George | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah | |
| Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Oh God | |
| Oh the Grand Old Duke of York | |
| Well, he had ten thousand men | |
| And he marched them all to the top of the hill | |
| And he had them all again |