[offset:0] | |
[00:00.15] | SHADYXV - Eminem |
[00:05.22] | I'm liable to start a violent |
[00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
[00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.44] | Night club, *******t, |
[00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD's on fire |
[00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
[00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
[00:14.60] | no fire department |
[00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.20] | But don't be alarmed |
[00:18.04] | if I sound off |
[00:19.06] | Something just ain't right with me, dawg |
[00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
[00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
[00:24.28] | sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded |
[00:25.85] | But tonight I'm starting *******t, |
[00:27.03] | I'm feeling self righteous |
[00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
[00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac *******t |
[00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
[00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
[00:33.03] | I'll ******* around and snort a key |
[00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:37.08] | manic, I'm going in shock |
[00:38.24] | Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet |
[00:39.56] | Panic attack |
[00:40.09] | cause I'm claustrophobic |
[00:40.64] | |
[00:41.22] | No, *******, |
[00:41.79] | I mean I can't maneuver |
[00:42.67] | from movement |
[00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
[00:44.78] | I'm practically squashed, |
[00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.78] | |
[00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
[00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
[00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
[00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
[00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
[01:01.05] | |
[01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
[01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
[01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:08.08] | when I come back |
[01:08.69] | and I'm conscious |
[01:09.47] | |
[01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
[01:10.72] | I passed out again |
[01:11.48] | Alcohol's making me |
[01:12.09] | break into vacant's naked |
[01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
[01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
[01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
[01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
[01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
[01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
[01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
[01:23.18] | No underwear, |
[01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
[01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
[01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
[01:34.98] | drop crotches |
[01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
[01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
[01:37.73] | But it's like being overstaffed |
[01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
[01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
[01:41.03] | but I don't have any boxers |
[01:42.17] | And I'm standing here naked, |
[01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
[01:46.06] | obnoxious |
[01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
[01:48.68] | like I'm grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.06] | ******* that, I'll battle 'em all, |
[01:51.60] | I'll battle a mall |
[01:52.60] | |
[01:53.14] | I'll stand there |
[01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
[01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
[01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
[01:57.65] | That I'm battering all shatter and fall |
[01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.11] | and I'm starting to get ******* amped |
[02:01.43] | I'mma spark plug, |
[02:02.07] | I'm like the car |
[02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
[02:03.59] | to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell |
[02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:06.47] | cause y'all could get jumped |
[02:07.39] | And I'd catch the battery charge, but |
[02:08.69] | |
[02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
[02:10.77] | when it's arching |
[02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:12.41] | You'll feel like MasterCard |
[02:13.30] | when I'm charging |
[02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
[02:15.10] | I'm coming straight at you |
[02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
[02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:19.41] | That's nutbag that I'm talking, |
[02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
[02:21.82] | You *******s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.37] | Don't get dragged to the auction |
[02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
[02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
[02:26.58] | I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.27] | just watch this |
[02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
[02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.13] | In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.18] | My next whore's gonna |
[02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
[02:38.41] | That'll jack me off |
[02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
[02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
[02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.03] | I guess this sick ******* dies hard |
[02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:44.71] | |
[02:45.32] | It's like a Magic Wand allows me |
[02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
[02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
[02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
[02:52.16] | I'll laugh in response to |
[02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
[02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
[02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
[02:57.89] | she's slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
[03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
[03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
[03:05.12] | Just so happens she's fond of algae |
[03:06.75] | Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete |
[03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain't strong |
[03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.16] | *******t, you fags couldn't shoplift |
[03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
[03:15.38] | But I let the track lift 'em up, |
[03:16.90] | boost the energy |
[03:17.56] | Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, |
[03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.23] | Five-finger discount |
[03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
[03:22.60] | I've been killing this *******t, it's easy |
[03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
[03:25.07] | cause I'm still in this *******, thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, |
[03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.60] | ("Em") Paul was scared that |
[03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull*******t |
[03:33.97] | Perhaps I'll launch some cracker |
[03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
[03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
[03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
[03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse |
[03:41.84] | And perform "Fack" in concert |
[03:42.98] | |
[03:46.10] | Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album |
[03:47.80] | |
[03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
[03:49.17] | It takes some massive ******* |
[03:50.15] | to do some *******t like that |
[03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
[03:52.86] | why people are like |
[03:53.66] | (I'll stick around) |
[03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:57.19] | What's the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I'm a walking, |
[04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
[04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
[04:03.15] | that's pointing at you, mama? |
[04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
[04:05.47] | it's always poking so meh |
[04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:07.84] | cause that's the monster |
[04:08.70] | So do-si-do with a sociopath, |
[04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:12.21] | What they don't know is the fact Rihanna |
[04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
[04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
[04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
[04:23.16] | but they on fire |
[04:24.51] | So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, |
[04:27.06] | cut the track off |
[04:27.90] | |
[04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
[04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
[04:31.39] | I'm wrapping up all the presents |
[04:32.63] | In ******* camouflage |
[04:33.73] | so you can't even find 'em |
[04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
[04:35.76] | snap Rudolph's antlers off |
[04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
[04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
[04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
[04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
[04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
[04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
[04:49.38] | spla*******ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
[04:51.45] | And I'm a spectacular archer, |
[04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
[04:57.39] | I'm kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:58.65] |
offset: 0 | |
[00:00.15] | SHADYXV Eminem |
[00:05.22] | I' m liable to start a violent |
[00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
[00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.44] | Night club, t, |
[00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD' s on fire |
[00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
[00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
[00:14.60] | no fire department |
[00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.20] | But don' t be alarmed |
[00:18.04] | if I sound off |
[00:19.06] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
[00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
[00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
[00:24.28] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
[00:25.85] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
[00:27.03] | I' m feeling self righteous |
[00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
[00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac t |
[00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
[00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
[00:33.03] | I' ll around and snort a key |
[00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:37.08] | manic, I' m going in shock |
[00:38.24] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
[00:39.56] | Panic attack |
[00:40.09] | cause I' m claustrophobic |
[00:40.64] | |
[00:41.22] | No, , |
[00:41.79] | I mean I can' t maneuver |
[00:42.67] | from movement |
[00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
[00:44.78] | I' m practically squashed, |
[00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.78] | |
[00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
[00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
[00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
[00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
[00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
[01:01.05] | |
[01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
[01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
[01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:08.08] | when I come back |
[01:08.69] | and I' m conscious |
[01:09.47] | |
[01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
[01:10.72] | I passed out again |
[01:11.48] | Alcohol' s making me |
[01:12.09] | break into vacant' s naked |
[01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
[01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
[01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
[01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
[01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
[01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
[01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
[01:23.18] | No underwear, |
[01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
[01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
[01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
[01:34.98] | drop crotches |
[01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
[01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
[01:37.73] | But it' s like being overstaffed |
[01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
[01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
[01:41.03] | but I don' t have any boxers |
[01:42.17] | And I' m standing here naked, |
[01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
[01:46.06] | obnoxious |
[01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
[01:48.68] | like I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.06] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, |
[01:51.60] | I' ll battle a mall |
[01:52.60] | |
[01:53.14] | I' ll stand there |
[01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
[01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
[01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
[01:57.65] | That I' m battering all shatter and fall |
[01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.11] | and I' m starting to get amped |
[02:01.43] | I' mma spark plug, |
[02:02.07] | I' m like the car |
[02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
[02:03.59] | to my back, I' m a Duracell |
[02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:06.47] | cause y' all could get jumped |
[02:07.39] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
[02:08.69] | |
[02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
[02:10.77] | when it' s arching |
[02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:12.41] | You' ll feel like MasterCard |
[02:13.30] | when I' m charging |
[02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
[02:15.10] | I' m coming straight at you |
[02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
[02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:19.41] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, |
[02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
[02:21.82] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.37] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
[02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
[02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
[02:26.58] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.27] | just watch this |
[02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
[02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.13] | In a taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.18] | My next whore' s gonna |
[02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
[02:38.41] | That' ll jack me off |
[02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
[02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
[02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.03] | I guess this sick dies hard |
[02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:44.71] | |
[02:45.32] | It' s like a Magic Wand allows me |
[02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
[02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
[02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
[02:52.16] | I' ll laugh in response to |
[02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
[02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
[02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
[02:57.89] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
[03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
[03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
[03:05.12] | Just so happens she' s fond of algae |
[03:06.75] | Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete |
[03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
[03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.16] | t, you fags couldn' t shoplift |
[03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
[03:15.38] | But I let the track lift ' em up, |
[03:16.90] | boost the energy |
[03:17.56] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
[03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.23] | Fivefinger discount |
[03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
[03:22.60] | I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy |
[03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
[03:25.07] | cause I' m still in this , thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBene t Ramsey, |
[03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.60] | " Em" Paul was scared that |
[03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull t |
[03:33.97] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker |
[03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
[03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
[03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
[03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse |
[03:41.84] | And perform " Fack" in concert |
[03:42.98] | |
[03:46.10] | Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album |
[03:47.80] | |
[03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
[03:49.17] | It takes some massive |
[03:50.15] | to do some t like that |
[03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
[03:52.86] | why people are like |
[03:53.66] | I' ll stick around |
[03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:57.19] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, |
[04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
[04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
[04:03.15] | that' s pointing at you, mama? |
[04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
[04:05.47] | it' s always poking so meh |
[04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:07.84] | cause that' s the monster |
[04:08.70] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
[04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:12.21] | What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna |
[04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
[04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
[04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
[04:23.16] | but they on fire |
[04:24.51] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, |
[04:27.06] | cut the track off |
[04:27.90] | |
[04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
[04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
[04:31.39] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
[04:32.63] | In camouflage |
[04:33.73] | so you can' t even find ' em |
[04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
[04:35.76] | snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
[04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
[04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
[04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
[04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
[04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
[04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
[04:49.38] | spla ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
[04:51.45] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
[04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
[04:57.39] | I' m kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:58.65] |
offset: 0 | |
[00:00.15] | SHADYXV Eminem |
[00:05.22] | I' m liable to start a violent |
[00:06.41] | spark with a silent thought |
[00:07.61] | I disgust you like dialogue |
[00:09.10] | from The Shop to The Wired Frog |
[00:10.44] | Night club, t, |
[00:11.02] | I was taught if your CD' s on fire |
[00:12.70] | You had to put it out yourself |
[00:13.79] | like Highland Park, |
[00:14.60] | no fire department |
[00:15.67] | So you might not hear sirens at all |
[00:17.20] | But don' t be alarmed |
[00:18.04] | if I sound off |
[00:19.06] | Something just ain' t right with me, dawg |
[00:20.77] | A martyr on a private charter, |
[00:22.08] | whose life could be harder? |
[00:22.96] | Widely regarded highly, bite me, |
[00:24.28] | sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded |
[00:25.85] | But tonight I' m starting t, |
[00:27.03] | I' m feeling self righteous |
[00:28.02] | I might just hop in a mosh pit on some |
[00:29.71] | Mike Tyson and Pac t |
[00:30.84] | Looking to box with anybody, |
[00:32.20] | disorderly conduct |
[00:33.03] | I' ll around and snort a key |
[00:34.62] | and pick a fight with a locksmith |
[00:35.96] | Fan of the LOX, bananas, |
[00:37.08] | manic, I' m going in shock |
[00:38.24] | Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet |
[00:39.56] | Panic attack |
[00:40.09] | cause I' m claustrophobic |
[00:40.64] | |
[00:41.22] | No, , |
[00:41.79] | I mean I can' t maneuver |
[00:42.67] | from movement |
[00:43.05] | Cause I have no room for improvement |
[00:44.78] | I' m practically squashed, |
[00:45.86] | unpacked it and boxed it |
[00:46.92] | Toxic, hands are arsenic, |
[00:48.25] | flammable bars, examine the content |
[00:50.35] | Bar exam, start of insanity |
[00:51.58] | Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson |
[00:53.78] | |
[00:54.37] | Animal snarls, cannibal jaws |
[00:55.79] | Shark mandibles, |
[00:56.45] | lambs to the slaughter |
[00:57.44] | Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking |
[00:59.05] | Anthony Hopkins |
[00:59.71] | with his hands in his pockets |
[01:01.05] | |
[01:03.27] | Black out, Zach Galifianakis, |
[01:04.86] | gallons of Vodka |
[01:05.52] | But that gal has some knockers |
[01:07.05] | I bet you they ring a bell |
[01:08.08] | when I come back |
[01:08.69] | and I' m conscious |
[01:09.47] | |
[01:10.12] | What happened, doc? |
[01:10.72] | I passed out again |
[01:11.48] | Alcohol' s making me |
[01:12.09] | break into vacant' s naked |
[01:13.10] | Stole a Magnum box |
[01:14.15] | and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun |
[01:16.09] | Fell asleep watching Fear Factor |
[01:17.14] | and Scare Tactics |
[01:17.68] | Too close to the StairMaster |
[01:19.03] | Poked a hole in the air |
[01:20.37] | mattress and popped it |
[01:21.51] | Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover |
[01:23.18] | No underwear, |
[01:23.85] | grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it |
[01:25.77] | Air Max in my closet, |
[01:26.85] | preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich |
[01:28.65] | And the cross stitching is a cross mixing |
[01:30.44] | Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, |
[01:31.73] | giraffe and a dolphin |
[01:32.98] | been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, |
[01:34.98] | drop crotches |
[01:35.65] | Swatch watches and sneakers |
[01:36.81] | matches with the Parkers |
[01:37.73] | But it' s like being overstaffed |
[01:38.74] | at a boxing gym |
[01:40.32] | With all these trainers, |
[01:41.03] | but I don' t have any boxers |
[01:42.17] | And I' m standing here naked, |
[01:43.57] | hangover, still wasted |
[01:44.62] | Like paper you write raps on, |
[01:46.06] | obnoxious |
[01:46.79] | Yo, why does it always sound |
[01:48.68] | like I' m grabbing my nostrils? |
[01:50.06] | that, I' ll battle ' em all, |
[01:51.60] | I' ll battle a mall |
[01:52.60] | |
[01:53.14] | I' ll stand there |
[01:53.74] | and yell that at a wall |
[01:54.80] | Until the mannequin doll scatter |
[01:56.15] | and the inanimate objects |
[01:57.65] | That I' m battering all shatter and fall |
[01:59.26] | Cause I hear the track |
[02:00.11] | and I' m starting to get amped |
[02:01.43] | I' mma spark plug, |
[02:02.07] | I' m like the car |
[02:02.76] | with the cables hooked up |
[02:03.59] | to my back, I' m a Duracell |
[02:05.10] | But I sure as hell got it backwards |
[02:06.47] | cause y' all could get jumped |
[02:07.39] | And I' d catch the battery charge, but |
[02:08.69] | |
[02:09.61] | I got a hunch like your back |
[02:10.77] | when it' s arching |
[02:11.24] | When I start attacking your squadron |
[02:12.41] | You' ll feel like MasterCard |
[02:13.30] | when I' m charging |
[02:14.00] | So take a swipe at me, |
[02:15.10] | I' m coming straight at you |
[02:16.25] | Like Clay Matthews |
[02:16.80] | from the Green Bay Packers |
[02:17.73] | So get the sack of Wisconsin |
[02:19.41] | That' s nutbag that I' m talking, |
[02:20.73] | who am I kidding? |
[02:21.82] | You s are all gonna do my bidding |
[02:23.37] | Don' t get dragged to the auction |
[02:24.75] | Neiman Marcus, |
[02:25.63] | bags of Vuitton and all |
[02:26.58] | I' ll push a into oncoming traffic, |
[02:28.27] | just watch this |
[02:29.22] | Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass |
[02:30.57] | See how mad you act |
[02:31.58] | when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave |
[02:33.13] | In a taxi cab to go shopping |
[02:34.58] | Affable guy next door is laughable |
[02:36.18] | My next whore' s gonna |
[02:37.40] | have mechanical arms |
[02:38.41] | That' ll jack me off |
[02:39.24] | with a lotion dispenser |
[02:40.18] | with a motion sensor |
[02:41.30] | No emotion hence |
[02:42.03] | I guess this sick dies hard |
[02:43.70] | I got a Magic Johnson |
[02:44.71] | |
[02:45.32] | It' s like a Magic Wand allows me |
[02:46.74] | to not let a blonde arouse me |
[02:47.94] | If Ronda Rousey was on the couch |
[02:49.30] | with the condoms out |
[02:50.15] | Holding a thousand Magnums |
[02:51.25] | at once to pounce me |
[02:52.16] | I' ll laugh in response to |
[02:53.06] | how she dances and flaunts it around me |
[02:54.51] | Her flat little badonkadonk |
[02:55.46] | is bouncing around |
[02:56.26] | And all I see is Paulie Malign now, |
[02:57.89] | she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse |
[02:59.00] | And Madonna with mud on her, |
[03:00.33] | God dammit I am misogynist |
[03:01.60] | I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, |
[03:04.11] | throw her off a balcony |
[03:05.12] | Just so happens she' s fond of algae |
[03:06.75] | Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete |
[03:08.81] | Complete lack of responsibility |
[03:10.74] | Half you assholes ain' t strong |
[03:11.86] | enough to pick up a spirit |
[03:13.16] | t, you fags couldn' t shoplift |
[03:14.46] | at a thrift shop |
[03:15.38] | But I let the track lift ' em up, |
[03:16.90] | boost the energy |
[03:17.56] | Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up, |
[03:18.94] | but my thing is this now |
[03:20.23] | Fivefinger discount |
[03:21.52] | Been rapping so long |
[03:22.60] | I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy |
[03:24.08] | Kidnapping your mom |
[03:25.07] | cause I' m still in this , thievery |
[03:26.88] | Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey, |
[03:28.64] | Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit |
[03:30.60] | " Em" Paul was scared that |
[03:31.68] | if I went back to the blonde |
[03:32.74] | I might relapse, get on some bull t |
[03:33.97] | Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker |
[03:35.07] | taunts at Action Bronson |
[03:35.95] | Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth |
[03:37.87] | And have some back and forths |
[03:39.28] | And record a wack response |
[03:40.27] | to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse |
[03:41.84] | And perform " Fack" in concert |
[03:42.98] | |
[03:46.10] | Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album |
[03:47.80] | |
[03:48.37] | Now that was awesome |
[03:49.17] | It takes some massive |
[03:50.15] | to do some t like that |
[03:51.80] | Sometimes I have to ponder |
[03:52.86] | why people are like |
[03:53.66] | I' ll stick around |
[03:55.41] | And put up with my crap so long for |
[03:57.19] | What' s the attraction, mama? |
[03:58.11] | Is it the fact that I' m a walking, |
[04:00.08] | talking, actual quadruple entendre |
[04:02.03] | Or the pointy nose |
[04:03.15] | that' s pointing at you, mama? |
[04:04.47] | Who knows at this point, |
[04:05.47] | it' s always poking so meh |
[04:06.52] | Still get along with this voice |
[04:07.84] | cause that' s the monster |
[04:08.70] | So dosido with a sociopath, |
[04:10.59] | everyone who knows me knows that |
[04:12.21] | What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna |
[04:13.90] | calls me Pinocchio, meh |
[04:15.15] | She loves the way I lie |
[04:16.06] | Sits on my face |
[04:16.74] | and waits for my nose to grow |
[04:18.20] | Pathological liar, |
[04:20.17] | oh, why am I such an asshole |
[04:22.19] | That my disguise is pants, |
[04:23.16] | but they on fire |
[04:24.51] | So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna, |
[04:27.06] | cut the track off |
[04:27.90] | |
[04:29.47] | Sabotage Christmas, |
[04:30.50] | crap in your stocking |
[04:31.39] | I' m wrapping up all the presents |
[04:32.63] | In camouflage |
[04:33.73] | so you can' t even find ' em |
[04:34.97] | Jack Santa Claus, |
[04:35.76] | snap Rudolph' s antlers off |
[04:36.92] | Wrap his schnoz in gauze |
[04:38.14] | bandage and blind him |
[04:39.07] | Blowing the head gasket at Bed, |
[04:40.37] | Bath and Beyond |
[04:41.09] | Put the basket back |
[04:41.87] | while the bath salt packets are gone, I |
[04:44.11] | Know you really tired of me |
[04:45.10] | sampling Billy Squier |
[04:46.42] | But classic rock acid rap is the genre |
[04:48.48] | Got Slash on guitar, |
[04:49.38] | spla ng Bizarre, |
[04:50.27] | Thrasher and Aerosmith |
[04:51.45] | And I' m a spectacular archer, |
[04:52.85] | feed count Dracula Chocula |
[04:54.38] | Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan |
[04:56.59] | Bandwagoners, |
[04:57.39] | I' m kicking the damn stragglers off |
[04:58.65] |
[00:00.15] | SHADYXV - Eminem |
[00:05.22] | 我能轻易用沉默 |
[00:06.41] | 点燃暴力的火花 |
[00:07.61] | 厌恶你 |
[00:09.10] | 就像从商店到犯罪现场的对话一样讨厌 |
[00:10.44] | 夜店 |
[00:11.02] | 有人告诉我,如果你听歌听到热血沸腾 |
[00:12.70] | 你就得放松一下自己 |
[00:13.79] | 就像在高地公园 |
[00:14.60] | 没有消防员的区域里 |
[00:15.67] | 你在那里也许听不到警笛声 |
[00:17.20] | 但别太害怕 |
[00:18.04] | 如果我关掉声音 |
[00:19.06] | 会感觉一切与我格格不入 |
[00:20.77] | 私人飞机的受害者 |
[00:22.08] | 谁的生活更艰难? |
[00:22.96] | 我很受尊敬,打击我吧 |
[00:24.28] | 亲爱的,我有点弱智 |
[00:25.85] | 但今夜我要开始疯狂 |
[00:27.03] | 自我感觉良好 |
[00:28.02] | 我应该开始狂舞 |
[00:29.71] | 跟泰森和图帕克一起 |
[00:30.84] | 随便找个人看场拳击 |
[00:32.20] | 行为不检 |
[00:33.03] | 去你们的,我就想要抽一点禁品 |
[00:34.62] | 跟路人打一架 |
[00:35.96] | 我就喜欢各种毒品 |
[00:37.08] | 我很狂躁,快要休克了 |
[00:38.24] | 我要疯了,被关在衣柜里 |
[00:39.56] | 恐惧症发作 |
[00:40.09] | 我有幽闭恐惧症 |
[00:41.22] | 不,混蛋 |
[00:41.79] | 我是说我不能 |
[00:42.67] | 一步一步地移动 |
[00:43.05] | 因为已经没什么改进的空间了 |
[00:44.78] | 我基本上已经被摧毁了 |
[00:45.86] | 被人击败了 |
[00:46.92] | 剧毒,我的手上满是砒霜 |
[00:48.25] | 燃烧的酒吧 |
[00:50.35] | 酒吧测验,疯狂的开始 |
[00:51.58] | 查尔斯汉密尔顿,暴打曼森和布朗森 |
[00:54.37] | 动物的咆哮,吃人的大白鲨 |
[00:55.79] | 鲨鱼的下颚 |
[00:56.45] | 待宰的羔羊 |
[00:57.44] | 看着那流氓就像汉尼拔一般 |
[00:59.05] | 安东尼霍普金斯 |
[00:59.71] | 双手插在口袋里 |
[01:03.27] | 停下来吧,扎克加利费安纳基斯 |
[01:04.86] | 大量的伏特加 |
[01:05.52] | 那个妞身材真棒 |
[01:07.05] | 我猜你一定会按铃 |
[01:08.08] | 当我回来的时候 |
[01:08.69] | 当我清醒的时候 |
[01:10.12] | 出什么事了,医生? |
[01:10.72] | 我又晕过去了 |
[01:11.48] | 酒精让我 |
[01:12.09] | 赤身裸体闯进没人的商店 |
[01:13.10] | 偷走一支麦格农手枪 |
[01:14.15] | 和一堆名酒,放在我的后备箱里 |
[01:16.09] | 我慢慢睡去,电视里放着挑战恐惧 |
[01:17.14] | 和恐吓战术 |
[01:17.68] | 马上就要成为爬楼梯达人了 |
[01:19.03] | 把空气床垫钻一个洞 |
[01:20.37] | 然后扔出去 |
[01:21.51] | 宿醉,然后醒来 |
[01:23.18] | 赤身裸体 |
[01:23.85] | 抓起一瓶阿司匹林 |
[01:25.77] | 鞋柜里的耐克球鞋 |
[01:26.85] | 荒谬的是耐克用鸵鸟来造鞋子 |
[01:28.65] | 一针一线缝上去的 |
[01:30.44] | 是犀牛皮和老鼠皮 |
[01:31.73] | 长颈鹿和海豚 |
[01:32.98] | 在码头和奥什科什市 |
[01:34.98] | 分道扬镳 |
[01:35.65] | 斯沃琪手表和运动鞋 |
[01:36.81] | 在公园里是绝配 |
[01:37.73] | 但实在是太多人 |
[01:38.74] | 都挤在拳击场了 |
[01:40.32] | 跟这些训练的人一起 |
[01:41.03] | 但我根本就没有对手 |
[01:42.17] | 我赤裸地站在这里 |
[01:43.57] | 宿醉,还昏昏沉沉的 |
[01:44.62] | 就像一张写满歌词的纸 |
[01:46.06] | 令人厌恶 |
[01:46.79] | 呦,为什么听起来总是很像 |
[01:48.68] | 我在挖鼻孔呢? |
[01:50.06] | 去他的,我要跟他们单挑 |
[01:51.60] | 我要跟他们单挑 |
[01:53.14] | 我就站在那 |
[01:53.74] | 冲着墙大喊 |
[01:54.80] | 直到那些人体模特都被震碎 |
[01:56.15] | 变成死气沉沉的东西 |
[01:57.65] | 我在跟阴影和堕落抗争 |
[01:59.26] | 因为我听到了一首歌 |
[02:00.11] | 就像全身都触电一般 |
[02:01.43] | 我就像个冒着火星的插头 |
[02:02.07] | 我就像一辆车 |
[02:02.76] | 车尾被各种电线环绕 |
[02:03.59] | 我就像个金霸王电池 |
[02:05.10] | 但我很确定,我可以倒带回去 |
[02:06.47] | 因为你们都被我偷袭了 |
[02:07.39] | 我会给自己充电,但是 |
[02:09.61] | 我能预感到 |
[02:10.77] | 你什么时候会弯下腰去 |
[02:11.24] | 当我开始攻击你的队伍的时候 |
[02:12.41] | 你就像一张万事达卡一样不堪一击 |
[02:13.30] | 当我在充电的时候 |
[02:14.00] | 来打我吧 |
[02:15.10] | 我就是冲着你来的 |
[02:16.25] | 就像克雷马修斯 |
[02:16.80] | 从绿湾回来 |
[02:17.73] | 去打败威斯康辛吧 |
[02:19.41] | 我说的就是这个 |
[02:20.73] | 我像开玩笑么? |
[02:21.82] | 你个混蛋想跟我打赌 |
[02:23.37] | 别被拍卖拖下水 |
[02:24.75] | 内曼马库斯商店 |
[02:25.63] | 路易威登的包包 |
[02:26.58] | 我会把这混蛋推到十字路口 |
[02:28.27] | 看着吧 |
[02:29.22] | 加长的,彩色和黑色的轿车 |
[02:30.57] | 看看你有多疯狂吧 |
[02:31.58] | 当我载着你去第五大道 |
[02:33.13] | 坐着出租车,去逛街的时候 |
[02:34.58] | 和善的门童真是可笑 |
[02:36.18] | 我的下一个妞 |
[02:37.40] | 会装着一个机械手臂 |
[02:38.41] | 满足我的生理需求 |
[02:39.24] | 带着润滑油 |
[02:40.18] | 和各种传感器 |
[02:41.30] | 从此不再有情感 |
[02:42.03] | 我猜这混蛋真是很大胆 |
[02:43.70] | 我就像魔术师约翰逊 |
[02:45.32] | 就像一根魔杖,允许我的身边 |
[02:46.74] | 不再有金发美女 |
[02:47.94] | 如果Ronda Rousey坐在沙发上 |
[02:49.30] | 还带着安全套 |
[02:50.15] | 把所有的弹药 |
[02:51.25] | 都倾倒我身上 |
[02:52.16] | 我会开心地回应 |
[02:53.06] | 她那美妙的舞蹈和挑逗 |
[02:54.51] | 她的大屁股 |
[02:55.46] | 在上下翻飞 |
[02:56.26] | 我满眼都是保利恶性 |
[02:57.89] | 她的衬衫上满是污渍 |
[02:59.00] | 麦当娜敷着面膜和她坐在一起 |
[03:00.33] | 该死的,我是个厌恶女人的人 |
[03:01.60] | 我用龙虾打了琳达一下 |
[03:04.11] | 把她扔到了阳台上 |
[03:05.12] | 她突然开始对海藻泥很感兴趣 |
[03:06.75] | 因为她摔在了水泥地上,鼻青脸肿 |
[03:08.81] | 终于有了责任感 |
[03:10.74] | 你们这些混蛋,一半人 |
[03:11.86] | 连雪碧都不敢拿 |
[03:13.16] | 你们这些人在二手商店 |
[03:14.46] | 都偷不到东西 |
[03:15.38] | 但我用那首歌让他们振作 |
[03:16.90] | 重振精神 |
[03:17.56] | 偷窃狂,我回到商店了 |
[03:18.94] | 但我的问题是现在 |
[03:20.23] | 我要偷些东西 |
[03:21.52] | 做说唱这些年 |
[03:22.60] | 我已经能干掉这些小事了,很简单 |
[03:24.08] | 绑架你妈妈吧 |
[03:25.07] | 因为我还在盗窃 |
[03:26.88] | 给拉姆塞付赎金吧 |
[03:28.64] | 还有Levy和Condit |
[03:30.60] | 保罗很害怕 |
[03:31.68] | 如果我回到金发美女身边 |
[03:32.74] | 我也许会旧病复发,找些毒品 |
[03:33.97] | 也许我会找些药贩子 |
[03:35.07] | 学着布朗森的样子 |
[03:35.95] | 学着Macklemore和Mac Miller的样子 |
[03:37.87] | 拿些药丸 |
[03:39.28] | 录一张唱片回应 |
[03:40.27] | 肯德里克拉玛的控制那首歌 |
[03:41.84] | 再在音乐会上唱一首我最烂的歌 |
[03:46.10] | 哟 我把那首烂歌放在精选集里了 |
[03:48.37] | 真是太棒了 |
[03:49.17] | 得到了巨大的反响 |
[03:50.15] | 就因为做这蠢事 |
[03:51.80] | 有时候我会想 |
[03:52.86] | 为什么人们会喜欢 |
[03:53.66] | 我就在周围 |
[03:55.41] | 举着我说的那些垃圾 |
[03:57.19] | 有什么新引力么,妈妈? |
[03:58.11] | 是真的吗,我就是个会走路 |
[04:00.08] | 会说话的人,说着双关的话 |
[04:02.03] | 或是指着鼻子 |
[04:03.15] | 指的是你的鼻子吗,妈妈? |
[04:04.47] | 这时候谁会明白 |
[04:05.47] | 这总是让人火大 |
[04:06.52] | 跟这声音和谐相处吧 |
[04:07.84] | 因为那就是魔鬼的声音 |
[04:08.70] | 跟一个反社会狂在一起 |
[04:10.59] | 知道我的人都明白 |
[04:12.21] | 他们不明白的是为什么蕾哈娜 |
[04:13.90] | 会叫我匹诺曹 |
[04:15.15] | 她喜欢我说谎的样子 |
[04:16.06] | 坐在我的脸上 |
[04:16.74] | 她等着我鼻子变长 |
[04:18.20] | 病态的说谎者 |
[04:20.17] | 哦,为什么我就这么混蛋呢 |
[04:22.19] | 我的伪装就是那条裤子 |
[04:23.16] | 但它们都着火了 |
[04:24.51] | 我就像是Cappadonna的那个人 |
[04:27.06] | 关掉这首歌吧 |
[04:29.47] | 破坏了圣诞节 |
[04:30.50] | 在袜子里塞满垃圾 |
[04:31.39] | 我正在包装这些礼品 |
[04:32.63] | 把它们伪装起来 |
[04:33.73] | 所以你根本找不到这些礼品 |
[04:34.97] | 圣诞老人 |
[04:35.76] | 摘掉驯鹿的角 |
[04:36.92] | 用纱布包住它的大鼻子 |
[04:38.14] | 用绷带蒙住它的眼睛 |
[04:39.07] | 把它的头绑在床上 |
[04:40.37] | 去洗个澡 |
[04:41.09] | 把篮子放回去吧 |
[04:41.87] | 当装着浴盐的袋子不见了的时候 |
[04:44.11] | 我明白你是真的开始讨厌我了 |
[04:45.10] | 从比利的歌里抽一部分 |
[04:46.42] | 但经典摇滚酸性说唱是一种风格 |
[04:48.48] | Slash弹着吉他 |
[04:49.38] | 样子怪异 |
[04:50.27] | 脱粒机和史密斯飞船乐队 |
[04:51.45] | 我就是个惊人的弓箭手 |
[04:52.85] | 我供养着吸血鬼伯爵 |
[04:54.38] | 哥斯拉,混血龙和鲍勃迪伦 |
[04:56.59] | 时尚达人 |
[04:57.39] | 我把这些该死的流浪汉都踢出去了 |