ShadyXV

ShadyXV 歌词

歌曲 ShadyXV
歌手 Eminem
专辑 Shady XV
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[00:00.15] SHADYXV - Eminem
[00:05.22] I'm liable to start a violent
[00:06.41] spark with a silent thought
[00:07.61] I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.10] from The Shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.44] Night club, *******t,
[00:11.02] I was taught if your CD's on fire
[00:12.70] You had to put it out yourself
[00:13.79] like Highland Park,
[00:14.60] no fire department
[00:15.67] So you might not hear sirens at all
[00:17.20] But don't be alarmed
[00:18.04] if I sound off
[00:19.06] Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.77] A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.08] whose life could be harder?
[00:22.96] Widely regarded highly, bite me,
[00:24.28] sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:25.85] But tonight I'm starting *******t,
[00:27.03] I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.02] I might just hop in a mosh pit on some
[00:29.71] Mike Tyson and Pac *******t
[00:30.84] Looking to box with anybody,
[00:32.20] disorderly conduct
[00:33.03] I'll ******* around and snort a key
[00:34.62] and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:35.96] Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:37.08] manic, I'm going in shock
[00:38.24] Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:39.56] Panic attack
[00:40.09] cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:40.64]
[00:41.22] No, *******,
[00:41.79] I mean I can't maneuver
[00:42.67] from movement
[00:43.05] Cause I have no room for improvement
[00:44.78] I'm practically squashed,
[00:45.86] unpacked it and boxed it
[00:46.92] Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.25] flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.35] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.58] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.78]
[00:54.37] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:55.79] Shark mandibles,
[00:56.45] lambs to the slaughter
[00:57.44] Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
[00:59.05] Anthony Hopkins
[00:59.71] with his hands in his pockets
[01:01.05]
[01:03.27] Black out, Zach Galifianakis,
[01:04.86] gallons of Vodka
[01:05.52] But that gal has some knockers
[01:07.05] I bet you they ring a bell
[01:08.08] when I come back
[01:08.69] and I'm conscious
[01:09.47]
[01:10.12] What happened, doc?
[01:10.72] I passed out again
[01:11.48] Alcohol's making me
[01:12.09] break into vacant's naked
[01:13.10] Stole a Magnum box
[01:14.15] and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
[01:16.09] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor
[01:17.14] and Scare Tactics
[01:17.68] Too close to the StairMaster
[01:19.03] Poked a hole in the air
[01:20.37] mattress and popped it
[01:21.51] Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
[01:23.18] No underwear,
[01:23.85] grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
[01:25.77] Air Max in my closet,
[01:26.85] preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:28.65] And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
[01:30.44] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:31.73] giraffe and a dolphin
[01:32.98] been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,
[01:34.98] drop crotches
[01:35.65] Swatch watches and sneakers
[01:36.81] matches with the Parkers
[01:37.73] But it's like being overstaffed
[01:38.74] at a boxing gym
[01:40.32] With all these trainers,
[01:41.03] but I don't have any boxers
[01:42.17] And I'm standing here naked,
[01:43.57] hangover, still wasted
[01:44.62] Like paper you write raps on,
[01:46.06] obnoxious
[01:46.79] Yo, why does it always sound
[01:48.68] like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.06] ******* that, I'll battle 'em all,
[01:51.60] I'll battle a mall
[01:52.60]
[01:53.14] I'll stand there
[01:53.74] and yell that at a wall
[01:54.80] Until the mannequin doll scatter
[01:56.15] and the inanimate objects
[01:57.65] That I'm battering all shatter and fall
[01:59.26] Cause I hear the track
[02:00.11] and I'm starting to get ******* amped
[02:01.43] I'mma spark plug,
[02:02.07] I'm like the car
[02:02.76] with the cables hooked up
[02:03.59] to my ******* back, I'm a Duracell
[02:05.10] But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:06.47] cause y'all could get jumped
[02:07.39] And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:08.69]
[02:09.61] I got a hunch like your back
[02:10.77] when it's arching
[02:11.24] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:12.41] You'll feel like MasterCard
[02:13.30] when I'm charging
[02:14.00] So take a swipe at me,
[02:15.10] I'm coming straight at you
[02:16.25] Like Clay Matthews
[02:16.80] from the Green Bay Packers
[02:17.73] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:19.41] That's nutbag that I'm talking,
[02:20.73] who am I kidding?
[02:21.82] You *******s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.37] Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:24.75] Neiman Marcus,
[02:25.63] bags of Vuitton and all
[02:26.58] I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.27] just watch this
[02:29.22] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:30.57] See how mad you act
[02:31.58] when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.13] In a ******* taxi cab to go shopping
[02:34.58] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.18] My next whore's gonna
[02:37.40] have mechanical arms
[02:38.41] That'll jack me off
[02:39.24] with a lotion dispenser
[02:40.18] with a motion sensor
[02:41.30] No emotion hence
[02:42.03] I guess this sick ******* dies hard
[02:43.70] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:44.71]
[02:45.32] It's like a Magic Wand allows me
[02:46.74] to not let a blonde arouse me
[02:47.94] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
[02:49.30] with the condoms out
[02:50.15] Holding a thousand Magnums
[02:51.25] at once to pounce me
[02:52.16] I'll laugh in response to
[02:53.06] how she dances and flaunts it around me
[02:54.51] Her flat little badonkadonk
[02:55.46] is bouncing around
[02:56.26] And all I see is Paulie Malign now,
[02:57.89] she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:59.00] And Madonna with mud on her,
[03:00.33] God dammit I am misogynist
[03:01.60] I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,
[03:04.11] throw her off a balcony
[03:05.12] Just so happens she's fond of algae
[03:06.75] Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
[03:08.81] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.74] Half you assholes ain't strong
[03:11.86] enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.16] *******t, you fags couldn't shoplift
[03:14.46] at a thrift shop
[03:15.38] But I let the track lift 'em up,
[03:16.90] boost the energy
[03:17.56] Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up,
[03:18.94] but my thing is this now
[03:20.23] Five-finger discount
[03:21.52] Been rapping so long
[03:22.60] I've been killing this *******t, it's easy
[03:24.08] Kidnapping your mom
[03:25.07] cause I'm still in this *******, thievery
[03:26.88] Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey,
[03:28.64] Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.60] ("Em") Paul was scared that
[03:31.68] if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.74] I might relapse, get on some bull*******t
[03:33.97] Perhaps I'll launch some cracker
[03:35.07] taunts at Action Bronson
[03:35.95] Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:37.87] And have some back and forths
[03:39.28] And record a wack response
[03:40.27] to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
[03:41.84] And perform "Fack" in concert
[03:42.98]
[03:46.10] Yo, I put that *******t on a greatest hits album
[03:47.80]
[03:48.37] Now that was awesome
[03:49.17] It takes some massive *******
[03:50.15] to do some *******t like that
[03:51.80] Sometimes I have to ponder
[03:52.86] why people are like
[03:53.66] (I'll stick around)
[03:55.41] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:57.19] What's the attraction, mama?
[03:58.11] Is it the fact that I'm a walking,
[04:00.08] talking, actual quadruple entendre
[04:02.03] Or the pointy nose
[04:03.15] that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:04.47] Who knows at this point,
[04:05.47] it's always poking so meh
[04:06.52] Still get along with this voice
[04:07.84] cause that's the monster
[04:08.70] So do-si-do with a sociopath,
[04:10.59] everyone who knows me knows that
[04:12.21] What they don't know is the fact Rihanna
[04:13.90] calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:15.15] She loves the way I lie
[04:16.06] Sits on my face
[04:16.74] and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.20] Pathological liar,
[04:20.17] oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:22.19] That my disguise is pants,
[04:23.16] but they on fire
[04:24.51] So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna,
[04:27.06] cut the track off
[04:27.90]
[04:29.47] Sabotage Christmas,
[04:30.50] crap in your stocking
[04:31.39] I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:32.63] In ******* camouflage
[04:33.73] so you can't even find 'em
[04:34.97] Jack Santa Claus,
[04:35.76] snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:36.92] Wrap his schnoz in gauze
[04:38.14] bandage and blind him
[04:39.07] Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:40.37] Bath and Beyond
[04:41.09] Put the basket back
[04:41.87] while the bath salt packets are gone, I
[04:44.11] Know you really tired of me
[04:45.10] sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.42] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.48] Got Slash on guitar,
[04:49.38] spla*******ng Bizarre,
[04:50.27] Thrasher and Aerosmith
[04:51.45] And I'm a spectacular archer,
[04:52.85] feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:54.38] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:56.59] Bandwagoners,
[04:57.39] I'm kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:58.65]
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[00:00.15] SHADYXV Eminem
[00:05.22] I' m liable to start a violent
[00:06.41] spark with a silent thought
[00:07.61] I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.10] from The Shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.44] Night club, t,
[00:11.02] I was taught if your CD' s on fire
[00:12.70] You had to put it out yourself
[00:13.79] like Highland Park,
[00:14.60] no fire department
[00:15.67] So you might not hear sirens at all
[00:17.20] But don' t be alarmed
[00:18.04] if I sound off
[00:19.06] Something just ain' t right with me, dawg
[00:20.77] A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.08] whose life could be harder?
[00:22.96] Widely regarded highly, bite me,
[00:24.28] sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded
[00:25.85] But tonight I' m starting t,
[00:27.03] I' m feeling self righteous
[00:28.02] I might just hop in a mosh pit on some
[00:29.71] Mike Tyson and Pac t
[00:30.84] Looking to box with anybody,
[00:32.20] disorderly conduct
[00:33.03] I' ll around and snort a key
[00:34.62] and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:35.96] Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:37.08] manic, I' m going in shock
[00:38.24] Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet
[00:39.56] Panic attack
[00:40.09] cause I' m claustrophobic
[00:40.64]
[00:41.22] No, ,
[00:41.79] I mean I can' t maneuver
[00:42.67] from movement
[00:43.05] Cause I have no room for improvement
[00:44.78] I' m practically squashed,
[00:45.86] unpacked it and boxed it
[00:46.92] Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.25] flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.35] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.58] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.78]
[00:54.37] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:55.79] Shark mandibles,
[00:56.45] lambs to the slaughter
[00:57.44] Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
[00:59.05] Anthony Hopkins
[00:59.71] with his hands in his pockets
[01:01.05]
[01:03.27] Black out, Zach Galifianakis,
[01:04.86] gallons of Vodka
[01:05.52] But that gal has some knockers
[01:07.05] I bet you they ring a bell
[01:08.08] when I come back
[01:08.69] and I' m conscious
[01:09.47]
[01:10.12] What happened, doc?
[01:10.72] I passed out again
[01:11.48] Alcohol' s making me
[01:12.09] break into vacant' s naked
[01:13.10] Stole a Magnum box
[01:14.15] and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
[01:16.09] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor
[01:17.14] and Scare Tactics
[01:17.68] Too close to the StairMaster
[01:19.03] Poked a hole in the air
[01:20.37] mattress and popped it
[01:21.51] Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
[01:23.18] No underwear,
[01:23.85] grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
[01:25.77] Air Max in my closet,
[01:26.85] preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:28.65] And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
[01:30.44] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:31.73] giraffe and a dolphin
[01:32.98] been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,
[01:34.98] drop crotches
[01:35.65] Swatch watches and sneakers
[01:36.81] matches with the Parkers
[01:37.73] But it' s like being overstaffed
[01:38.74] at a boxing gym
[01:40.32] With all these trainers,
[01:41.03] but I don' t have any boxers
[01:42.17] And I' m standing here naked,
[01:43.57] hangover, still wasted
[01:44.62] Like paper you write raps on,
[01:46.06] obnoxious
[01:46.79] Yo, why does it always sound
[01:48.68] like I' m grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.06] that, I' ll battle ' em all,
[01:51.60] I' ll battle a mall
[01:52.60]
[01:53.14] I' ll stand there
[01:53.74] and yell that at a wall
[01:54.80] Until the mannequin doll scatter
[01:56.15] and the inanimate objects
[01:57.65] That I' m battering all shatter and fall
[01:59.26] Cause I hear the track
[02:00.11] and I' m starting to get amped
[02:01.43] I' mma spark plug,
[02:02.07] I' m like the car
[02:02.76] with the cables hooked up
[02:03.59] to my back, I' m a Duracell
[02:05.10] But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:06.47] cause y' all could get jumped
[02:07.39] And I' d catch the battery charge, but
[02:08.69]
[02:09.61] I got a hunch like your back
[02:10.77] when it' s arching
[02:11.24] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:12.41] You' ll feel like MasterCard
[02:13.30] when I' m charging
[02:14.00] So take a swipe at me,
[02:15.10] I' m coming straight at you
[02:16.25] Like Clay Matthews
[02:16.80] from the Green Bay Packers
[02:17.73] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:19.41] That' s nutbag that I' m talking,
[02:20.73] who am I kidding?
[02:21.82] You s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.37] Don' t get dragged to the auction
[02:24.75] Neiman Marcus,
[02:25.63] bags of Vuitton and all
[02:26.58] I' ll push a into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.27] just watch this
[02:29.22] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:30.57] See how mad you act
[02:31.58] when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.13] In a taxi cab to go shopping
[02:34.58] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.18] My next whore' s gonna
[02:37.40] have mechanical arms
[02:38.41] That' ll jack me off
[02:39.24] with a lotion dispenser
[02:40.18] with a motion sensor
[02:41.30] No emotion hence
[02:42.03] I guess this sick dies hard
[02:43.70] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:44.71]
[02:45.32] It' s like a Magic Wand allows me
[02:46.74] to not let a blonde arouse me
[02:47.94] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
[02:49.30] with the condoms out
[02:50.15] Holding a thousand Magnums
[02:51.25] at once to pounce me
[02:52.16] I' ll laugh in response to
[02:53.06] how she dances and flaunts it around me
[02:54.51] Her flat little badonkadonk
[02:55.46] is bouncing around
[02:56.26] And all I see is Paulie Malign now,
[02:57.89] she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:59.00] And Madonna with mud on her,
[03:00.33] God dammit I am misogynist
[03:01.60] I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,
[03:04.11] throw her off a balcony
[03:05.12] Just so happens she' s fond of algae
[03:06.75] Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete
[03:08.81] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.74] Half you assholes ain' t strong
[03:11.86] enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.16] t, you fags couldn' t shoplift
[03:14.46] at a thrift shop
[03:15.38] But I let the track lift ' em up,
[03:16.90] boost the energy
[03:17.56] Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up,
[03:18.94] but my thing is this now
[03:20.23] Fivefinger discount
[03:21.52] Been rapping so long
[03:22.60] I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy
[03:24.08] Kidnapping your mom
[03:25.07] cause I' m still in this , thievery
[03:26.88] Ransom for JonBene t Ramsey,
[03:28.64] Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.60] " Em" Paul was scared that
[03:31.68] if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.74] I might relapse, get on some bull t
[03:33.97] Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker
[03:35.07] taunts at Action Bronson
[03:35.95] Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:37.87] And have some back and forths
[03:39.28] And record a wack response
[03:40.27] to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse
[03:41.84] And perform " Fack" in concert
[03:42.98]
[03:46.10] Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album
[03:47.80]
[03:48.37] Now that was awesome
[03:49.17] It takes some massive
[03:50.15] to do some t like that
[03:51.80] Sometimes I have to ponder
[03:52.86] why people are like
[03:53.66] I' ll stick around
[03:55.41] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:57.19] What' s the attraction, mama?
[03:58.11] Is it the fact that I' m a walking,
[04:00.08] talking, actual quadruple entendre
[04:02.03] Or the pointy nose
[04:03.15] that' s pointing at you, mama?
[04:04.47] Who knows at this point,
[04:05.47] it' s always poking so meh
[04:06.52] Still get along with this voice
[04:07.84] cause that' s the monster
[04:08.70] So dosido with a sociopath,
[04:10.59] everyone who knows me knows that
[04:12.21] What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna
[04:13.90] calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:15.15] She loves the way I lie
[04:16.06] Sits on my face
[04:16.74] and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.20] Pathological liar,
[04:20.17] oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:22.19] That my disguise is pants,
[04:23.16] but they on fire
[04:24.51] So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna,
[04:27.06] cut the track off
[04:27.90]
[04:29.47] Sabotage Christmas,
[04:30.50] crap in your stocking
[04:31.39] I' m wrapping up all the presents
[04:32.63] In camouflage
[04:33.73] so you can' t even find ' em
[04:34.97] Jack Santa Claus,
[04:35.76] snap Rudolph' s antlers off
[04:36.92] Wrap his schnoz in gauze
[04:38.14] bandage and blind him
[04:39.07] Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:40.37] Bath and Beyond
[04:41.09] Put the basket back
[04:41.87] while the bath salt packets are gone, I
[04:44.11] Know you really tired of me
[04:45.10] sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.42] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.48] Got Slash on guitar,
[04:49.38] spla ng Bizarre,
[04:50.27] Thrasher and Aerosmith
[04:51.45] And I' m a spectacular archer,
[04:52.85] feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:54.38] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:56.59] Bandwagoners,
[04:57.39] I' m kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:58.65]
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[00:00.15] SHADYXV Eminem
[00:05.22] I' m liable to start a violent
[00:06.41] spark with a silent thought
[00:07.61] I disgust you like dialogue
[00:09.10] from The Shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.44] Night club, t,
[00:11.02] I was taught if your CD' s on fire
[00:12.70] You had to put it out yourself
[00:13.79] like Highland Park,
[00:14.60] no fire department
[00:15.67] So you might not hear sirens at all
[00:17.20] But don' t be alarmed
[00:18.04] if I sound off
[00:19.06] Something just ain' t right with me, dawg
[00:20.77] A martyr on a private charter,
[00:22.08] whose life could be harder?
[00:22.96] Widely regarded highly, bite me,
[00:24.28] sweetheart, I' m slightly retarded
[00:25.85] But tonight I' m starting t,
[00:27.03] I' m feeling self righteous
[00:28.02] I might just hop in a mosh pit on some
[00:29.71] Mike Tyson and Pac t
[00:30.84] Looking to box with anybody,
[00:32.20] disorderly conduct
[00:33.03] I' ll around and snort a key
[00:34.62] and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:35.96] Fan of the LOX, bananas,
[00:37.08] manic, I' m going in shock
[00:38.24] Frantic, I' m trapped in a closet
[00:39.56] Panic attack
[00:40.09] cause I' m claustrophobic
[00:40.64]
[00:41.22] No, ,
[00:41.79] I mean I can' t maneuver
[00:42.67] from movement
[00:43.05] Cause I have no room for improvement
[00:44.78] I' m practically squashed,
[00:45.86] unpacked it and boxed it
[00:46.92] Toxic, hands are arsenic,
[00:48.25] flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.35] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.58] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:53.78]
[00:54.37] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:55.79] Shark mandibles,
[00:56.45] lambs to the slaughter
[00:57.44] Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
[00:59.05] Anthony Hopkins
[00:59.71] with his hands in his pockets
[01:01.05]
[01:03.27] Black out, Zach Galifianakis,
[01:04.86] gallons of Vodka
[01:05.52] But that gal has some knockers
[01:07.05] I bet you they ring a bell
[01:08.08] when I come back
[01:08.69] and I' m conscious
[01:09.47]
[01:10.12] What happened, doc?
[01:10.72] I passed out again
[01:11.48] Alcohol' s making me
[01:12.09] break into vacant' s naked
[01:13.10] Stole a Magnum box
[01:14.15] and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
[01:16.09] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor
[01:17.14] and Scare Tactics
[01:17.68] Too close to the StairMaster
[01:19.03] Poked a hole in the air
[01:20.37] mattress and popped it
[01:21.51] Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
[01:23.18] No underwear,
[01:23.85] grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
[01:25.77] Air Max in my closet,
[01:26.85] preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:28.65] And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
[01:30.44] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin,
[01:31.73] giraffe and a dolphin
[01:32.98] been Fin Dockers, OshKoshes,
[01:34.98] drop crotches
[01:35.65] Swatch watches and sneakers
[01:36.81] matches with the Parkers
[01:37.73] But it' s like being overstaffed
[01:38.74] at a boxing gym
[01:40.32] With all these trainers,
[01:41.03] but I don' t have any boxers
[01:42.17] And I' m standing here naked,
[01:43.57] hangover, still wasted
[01:44.62] Like paper you write raps on,
[01:46.06] obnoxious
[01:46.79] Yo, why does it always sound
[01:48.68] like I' m grabbing my nostrils?
[01:50.06] that, I' ll battle ' em all,
[01:51.60] I' ll battle a mall
[01:52.60]
[01:53.14] I' ll stand there
[01:53.74] and yell that at a wall
[01:54.80] Until the mannequin doll scatter
[01:56.15] and the inanimate objects
[01:57.65] That I' m battering all shatter and fall
[01:59.26] Cause I hear the track
[02:00.11] and I' m starting to get amped
[02:01.43] I' mma spark plug,
[02:02.07] I' m like the car
[02:02.76] with the cables hooked up
[02:03.59] to my back, I' m a Duracell
[02:05.10] But I sure as hell got it backwards
[02:06.47] cause y' all could get jumped
[02:07.39] And I' d catch the battery charge, but
[02:08.69]
[02:09.61] I got a hunch like your back
[02:10.77] when it' s arching
[02:11.24] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:12.41] You' ll feel like MasterCard
[02:13.30] when I' m charging
[02:14.00] So take a swipe at me,
[02:15.10] I' m coming straight at you
[02:16.25] Like Clay Matthews
[02:16.80] from the Green Bay Packers
[02:17.73] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:19.41] That' s nutbag that I' m talking,
[02:20.73] who am I kidding?
[02:21.82] You s are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.37] Don' t get dragged to the auction
[02:24.75] Neiman Marcus,
[02:25.63] bags of Vuitton and all
[02:26.58] I' ll push a into oncoming traffic,
[02:28.27] just watch this
[02:29.22] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:30.57] See how mad you act
[02:31.58] when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:33.13] In a taxi cab to go shopping
[02:34.58] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.18] My next whore' s gonna
[02:37.40] have mechanical arms
[02:38.41] That' ll jack me off
[02:39.24] with a lotion dispenser
[02:40.18] with a motion sensor
[02:41.30] No emotion hence
[02:42.03] I guess this sick dies hard
[02:43.70] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:44.71]
[02:45.32] It' s like a Magic Wand allows me
[02:46.74] to not let a blonde arouse me
[02:47.94] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch
[02:49.30] with the condoms out
[02:50.15] Holding a thousand Magnums
[02:51.25] at once to pounce me
[02:52.16] I' ll laugh in response to
[02:53.06] how she dances and flaunts it around me
[02:54.51] Her flat little badonkadonk
[02:55.46] is bouncing around
[02:56.26] And all I see is Paulie Malign now,
[02:57.89] she' s slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:59.00] And Madonna with mud on her,
[03:00.33] God dammit I am misogynist
[03:01.60] I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster,
[03:04.11] throw her off a balcony
[03:05.12] Just so happens she' s fond of algae
[03:06.75] Cause now she' s faceplants on the concrete
[03:08.81] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.74] Half you assholes ain' t strong
[03:11.86] enough to pick up a spirit
[03:13.16] t, you fags couldn' t shoplift
[03:14.46] at a thrift shop
[03:15.38] But I let the track lift ' em up,
[03:16.90] boost the energy
[03:17.56] Klepto, I' m back to rip shop up,
[03:18.94] but my thing is this now
[03:20.23] Fivefinger discount
[03:21.52] Been rapping so long
[03:22.60] I' ve been killing this t, it' s easy
[03:24.08] Kidnapping your mom
[03:25.07] cause I' m still in this , thievery
[03:26.88] Ransom for JonBené t Ramsey,
[03:28.64] Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.60] " Em" Paul was scared that
[03:31.68] if I went back to the blonde
[03:32.74] I might relapse, get on some bull t
[03:33.97] Perhaps I' ll launch some cracker
[03:35.07] taunts at Action Bronson
[03:35.95] Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:37.87] And have some back and forths
[03:39.28] And record a wack response
[03:40.27] to Kendrick Lamar' s " Control" verse
[03:41.84] And perform " Fack" in concert
[03:42.98]
[03:46.10] Yo, I put that t on a greatest hits album
[03:47.80]
[03:48.37] Now that was awesome
[03:49.17] It takes some massive
[03:50.15] to do some t like that
[03:51.80] Sometimes I have to ponder
[03:52.86] why people are like
[03:53.66] I' ll stick around
[03:55.41] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:57.19] What' s the attraction, mama?
[03:58.11] Is it the fact that I' m a walking,
[04:00.08] talking, actual quadruple entendre
[04:02.03] Or the pointy nose
[04:03.15] that' s pointing at you, mama?
[04:04.47] Who knows at this point,
[04:05.47] it' s always poking so meh
[04:06.52] Still get along with this voice
[04:07.84] cause that' s the monster
[04:08.70] So dosido with a sociopath,
[04:10.59] everyone who knows me knows that
[04:12.21] What they don' t know is the fact Rihanna
[04:13.90] calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:15.15] She loves the way I lie
[04:16.06] Sits on my face
[04:16.74] and waits for my nose to grow
[04:18.20] Pathological liar,
[04:20.17] oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:22.19] That my disguise is pants,
[04:23.16] but they on fire
[04:24.51] So am Ia, wooh, Cappadonna,
[04:27.06] cut the track off
[04:27.90]
[04:29.47] Sabotage Christmas,
[04:30.50] crap in your stocking
[04:31.39] I' m wrapping up all the presents
[04:32.63] In camouflage
[04:33.73] so you can' t even find ' em
[04:34.97] Jack Santa Claus,
[04:35.76] snap Rudolph' s antlers off
[04:36.92] Wrap his schnoz in gauze
[04:38.14] bandage and blind him
[04:39.07] Blowing the head gasket at Bed,
[04:40.37] Bath and Beyond
[04:41.09] Put the basket back
[04:41.87] while the bath salt packets are gone, I
[04:44.11] Know you really tired of me
[04:45.10] sampling Billy Squier
[04:46.42] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.48] Got Slash on guitar,
[04:49.38] spla ng Bizarre,
[04:50.27] Thrasher and Aerosmith
[04:51.45] And I' m a spectacular archer,
[04:52.85] feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:54.38] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:56.59] Bandwagoners,
[04:57.39] I' m kicking the damn stragglers off
[04:58.65]
[00:00.15] SHADYXV - Eminem
[00:05.22] 我能轻易用沉默
[00:06.41] 点燃暴力的火花
[00:07.61] 厌恶你
[00:09.10] 就像从商店到犯罪现场的对话一样讨厌
[00:10.44] 夜店
[00:11.02] 有人告诉我,如果你听歌听到热血沸腾
[00:12.70] 你就得放松一下自己
[00:13.79] 就像在高地公园
[00:14.60] 没有消防员的区域里
[00:15.67] 你在那里也许听不到警笛声
[00:17.20] 但别太害怕
[00:18.04] 如果我关掉声音
[00:19.06] 会感觉一切与我格格不入
[00:20.77] 私人飞机的受害者
[00:22.08] 谁的生活更艰难?
[00:22.96] 我很受尊敬,打击我吧
[00:24.28] 亲爱的,我有点弱智
[00:25.85] 但今夜我要开始疯狂
[00:27.03] 自我感觉良好
[00:28.02] 我应该开始狂舞
[00:29.71] 跟泰森和图帕克一起
[00:30.84] 随便找个人看场拳击
[00:32.20] 行为不检
[00:33.03] 去你们的,我就想要抽一点禁品
[00:34.62] 跟路人打一架
[00:35.96] 我就喜欢各种毒品
[00:37.08] 我很狂躁,快要休克了
[00:38.24] 我要疯了,被关在衣柜里
[00:39.56] 恐惧症发作
[00:40.09] 我有幽闭恐惧症
[00:41.22] 不,混蛋
[00:41.79] 我是说我不能
[00:42.67] 一步一步地移动
[00:43.05] 因为已经没什么改进的空间了
[00:44.78] 我基本上已经被摧毁了
[00:45.86] 被人击败了
[00:46.92] 剧毒,我的手上满是砒霜
[00:48.25] 燃烧的酒吧
[00:50.35] 酒吧测验,疯狂的开始
[00:51.58] 查尔斯汉密尔顿,暴打曼森和布朗森
[00:54.37] 动物的咆哮,吃人的大白鲨
[00:55.79] 鲨鱼的下颚
[00:56.45] 待宰的羔羊
[00:57.44] 看着那流氓就像汉尼拔一般
[00:59.05] 安东尼霍普金斯
[00:59.71] 双手插在口袋里
[01:03.27] 停下来吧,扎克加利费安纳基斯
[01:04.86] 大量的伏特加
[01:05.52] 那个妞身材真棒
[01:07.05] 我猜你一定会按铃
[01:08.08] 当我回来的时候
[01:08.69] 当我清醒的时候
[01:10.12] 出什么事了,医生?
[01:10.72] 我又晕过去了
[01:11.48] 酒精让我
[01:12.09] 赤身裸体闯进没人的商店
[01:13.10] 偷走一支麦格农手枪
[01:14.15] 和一堆名酒,放在我的后备箱里
[01:16.09] 我慢慢睡去,电视里放着挑战恐惧
[01:17.14] 和恐吓战术
[01:17.68] 马上就要成为爬楼梯达人了
[01:19.03] 把空气床垫钻一个洞
[01:20.37] 然后扔出去
[01:21.51] 宿醉,然后醒来
[01:23.18] 赤身裸体
[01:23.85] 抓起一瓶阿司匹林
[01:25.77] 鞋柜里的耐克球鞋
[01:26.85] 荒谬的是耐克用鸵鸟来造鞋子
[01:28.65] 一针一线缝上去的
[01:30.44] 是犀牛皮和老鼠皮
[01:31.73] 长颈鹿和海豚
[01:32.98] 在码头和奥什科什市
[01:34.98] 分道扬镳
[01:35.65] 斯沃琪手表和运动鞋
[01:36.81] 在公园里是绝配
[01:37.73] 但实在是太多人
[01:38.74] 都挤在拳击场了
[01:40.32] 跟这些训练的人一起
[01:41.03] 但我根本就没有对手
[01:42.17] 我赤裸地站在这里
[01:43.57] 宿醉,还昏昏沉沉的
[01:44.62] 就像一张写满歌词的纸
[01:46.06] 令人厌恶
[01:46.79] 呦,为什么听起来总是很像
[01:48.68] 我在挖鼻孔呢?
[01:50.06] 去他的,我要跟他们单挑
[01:51.60] 我要跟他们单挑
[01:53.14] 我就站在那
[01:53.74] 冲着墙大喊
[01:54.80] 直到那些人体模特都被震碎
[01:56.15] 变成死气沉沉的东西
[01:57.65] 我在跟阴影和堕落抗争
[01:59.26] 因为我听到了一首歌
[02:00.11] 就像全身都触电一般
[02:01.43] 我就像个冒着火星的插头
[02:02.07] 我就像一辆车
[02:02.76] 车尾被各种电线环绕
[02:03.59] 我就像个金霸王电池
[02:05.10] 但我很确定,我可以倒带回去
[02:06.47] 因为你们都被我偷袭了
[02:07.39] 我会给自己充电,但是
[02:09.61] 我能预感到
[02:10.77] 你什么时候会弯下腰去
[02:11.24] 当我开始攻击你的队伍的时候
[02:12.41] 你就像一张万事达卡一样不堪一击
[02:13.30] 当我在充电的时候
[02:14.00] 来打我吧
[02:15.10] 我就是冲着你来的
[02:16.25] 就像克雷马修斯
[02:16.80] 从绿湾回来
[02:17.73] 去打败威斯康辛吧
[02:19.41] 我说的就是这个
[02:20.73] 我像开玩笑么?
[02:21.82] 你个混蛋想跟我打赌
[02:23.37] 别被拍卖拖下水
[02:24.75] 内曼马库斯商店
[02:25.63] 路易威登的包包
[02:26.58] 我会把这混蛋推到十字路口
[02:28.27] 看着吧
[02:29.22] 加长的,彩色和黑色的轿车
[02:30.57] 看看你有多疯狂吧
[02:31.58] 当我载着你去第五大道
[02:33.13] 坐着出租车,去逛街的时候
[02:34.58] 和善的门童真是可笑
[02:36.18] 我的下一个妞
[02:37.40] 会装着一个机械手臂
[02:38.41] 满足我的生理需求
[02:39.24] 带着润滑油
[02:40.18] 和各种传感器
[02:41.30] 从此不再有情感
[02:42.03] 我猜这混蛋真是很大胆
[02:43.70] 我就像魔术师约翰逊
[02:45.32] 就像一根魔杖,允许我的身边
[02:46.74] 不再有金发美女
[02:47.94] 如果Ronda Rousey坐在沙发上
[02:49.30] 还带着安全套
[02:50.15] 把所有的弹药
[02:51.25] 都倾倒我身上
[02:52.16] 我会开心地回应
[02:53.06] 她那美妙的舞蹈和挑逗
[02:54.51] 她的大屁股
[02:55.46] 在上下翻飞
[02:56.26] 我满眼都是保利恶性
[02:57.89] 她的衬衫上满是污渍
[02:59.00] 麦当娜敷着面膜和她坐在一起
[03:00.33] 该死的,我是个厌恶女人的人
[03:01.60] 我用龙虾打了琳达一下
[03:04.11] 把她扔到了阳台上
[03:05.12] 她突然开始对海藻泥很感兴趣
[03:06.75] 因为她摔在了水泥地上,鼻青脸肿
[03:08.81] 终于有了责任感
[03:10.74] 你们这些混蛋,一半人
[03:11.86] 连雪碧都不敢拿
[03:13.16] 你们这些人在二手商店
[03:14.46] 都偷不到东西
[03:15.38] 但我用那首歌让他们振作
[03:16.90] 重振精神
[03:17.56] 偷窃狂,我回到商店了
[03:18.94] 但我的问题是现在
[03:20.23] 我要偷些东西
[03:21.52] 做说唱这些年
[03:22.60] 我已经能干掉这些小事了,很简单
[03:24.08] 绑架你妈妈吧
[03:25.07] 因为我还在盗窃
[03:26.88] 给拉姆塞付赎金吧
[03:28.64] 还有Levy和Condit
[03:30.60] 保罗很害怕
[03:31.68] 如果我回到金发美女身边
[03:32.74] 我也许会旧病复发,找些毒品
[03:33.97] 也许我会找些药贩子
[03:35.07] 学着布朗森的样子
[03:35.95] 学着Macklemore和Mac Miller的样子
[03:37.87] 拿些药丸
[03:39.28] 录一张唱片回应
[03:40.27] 肯德里克拉玛的控制那首歌
[03:41.84] 再在音乐会上唱一首我最烂的歌
[03:46.10] 哟 我把那首烂歌放在精选集里了
[03:48.37] 真是太棒了
[03:49.17] 得到了巨大的反响
[03:50.15] 就因为做这蠢事
[03:51.80] 有时候我会想
[03:52.86] 为什么人们会喜欢
[03:53.66] 我就在周围
[03:55.41] 举着我说的那些垃圾
[03:57.19] 有什么新引力么,妈妈?
[03:58.11] 是真的吗,我就是个会走路
[04:00.08] 会说话的人,说着双关的话
[04:02.03] 或是指着鼻子
[04:03.15] 指的是你的鼻子吗,妈妈?
[04:04.47] 这时候谁会明白
[04:05.47] 这总是让人火大
[04:06.52] 跟这声音和谐相处吧
[04:07.84] 因为那就是魔鬼的声音
[04:08.70] 跟一个反社会狂在一起
[04:10.59] 知道我的人都明白
[04:12.21] 他们不明白的是为什么蕾哈娜
[04:13.90] 会叫我匹诺曹
[04:15.15] 她喜欢我说谎的样子
[04:16.06] 坐在我的脸上
[04:16.74] 她等着我鼻子变长
[04:18.20] 病态的说谎者
[04:20.17] 哦,为什么我就这么混蛋呢
[04:22.19] 我的伪装就是那条裤子
[04:23.16] 但它们都着火了
[04:24.51] 我就像是Cappadonna的那个人
[04:27.06] 关掉这首歌吧
[04:29.47] 破坏了圣诞节
[04:30.50] 在袜子里塞满垃圾
[04:31.39] 我正在包装这些礼品
[04:32.63] 把它们伪装起来
[04:33.73] 所以你根本找不到这些礼品
[04:34.97] 圣诞老人
[04:35.76] 摘掉驯鹿的角
[04:36.92] 用纱布包住它的大鼻子
[04:38.14] 用绷带蒙住它的眼睛
[04:39.07] 把它的头绑在床上
[04:40.37] 去洗个澡
[04:41.09] 把篮子放回去吧
[04:41.87] 当装着浴盐的袋子不见了的时候
[04:44.11] 我明白你是真的开始讨厌我了
[04:45.10] 从比利的歌里抽一部分
[04:46.42] 但经典摇滚酸性说唱是一种风格
[04:48.48] Slash弹着吉他
[04:49.38] 样子怪异
[04:50.27] 脱粒机和史密斯飞船乐队
[04:51.45] 我就是个惊人的弓箭手
[04:52.85] 我供养着吸血鬼伯爵
[04:54.38] 哥斯拉,混血龙和鲍勃迪伦
[04:56.59] 时尚达人
[04:57.39] 我把这些该死的流浪汉都踢出去了
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