作曲 : 应蔚民 | |
作词 : 应蔚民 | |
我就是你老师你老师你老是 | |
你老师就是我就是我就是我 | |
我就是你老师你老师你老是 | |
你老师就是我 就是我 | |
是不是忘了? 啊~啊~ | |
不是刚讲吗?啊~啊~ | |
怎样说你才记得啊?啊~啊~ | |
你说啊~你说啊~你说啊~你说啊~ | |
你到底了不了解啊?啊~啊~ | |
怎么说你才懂啊?啊~什么~再说一遍~ | |
不懂就给我滚出去,什么~什么~ | |
你说~你说~你难道不知道… | |
(chorus) | |
到底要讲几遍啦?啊~啊~ | |
没有记得就不给你吃午餐!啊~啊~ | |
再记不得不给你放学!啊~啊~ | |
好,我讲最后一遍、你听好… | |
(Guitar solo) | |
这样说你有没有了解啊,啊~ | |
你不要以为你老爸有钱我就不敢当你喔! | |
我跟你说喔!你不要以为跟你妈妈一腿我就不敢当你喔! | |
啊,说到你妈妈,也就是你那位功课不好同学他妈妈,昨 | |
天晚上来找我,说他爸爸常常不在家,对于他功课不好感 | |
到非常的自责。她泛起了泪光和我说:如果我会教学的话 | |
,就打他吧。我一听就知道她是个有智慧的女人,我输了 | |
。因为,如果我说不要,她一叫,邻居一听到,我马上身 | |
败名裂。我只好拿起没有用的教鞭,和她讨论不偷懒教学 | |
方式69分钟,哇勒PI,哇勒PA,哇勒BABABA…之后, | |
她用卫生纸擦拭嘴巴,准备离开,和我说,就用刚才的热 | |
情教你那位同学吧。我一听,才知道,昨晚,我变成一支 | |
喇叭了。一支比海参更活生生的阳具,居然被物化成乐器。 | |
啊…昨晚受母爱耻辱的恶狼,就是要来咬碎、啃烂、今日 | |
不学好的学生,生鲜待宰羔羊,这就是为何… | |
(chorus) |
zuo qu : ying wei min | |
zuo ci : ying wei min | |
wo jiu shi ni lao shi ni lao shi ni lao shi | |
ni lao shi jiu shi wo jiu shi wo jiu shi wo | |
wo jiu shi ni lao shi ni lao shi ni lao shi | |
ni lao shi jiu shi wo jiu shi wo | |
shi bu shi wang le? a a | |
bu shi gang jiang ma? a a | |
zen yang shuo ni cai ji de a? a a | |
ni shuo a ni shuo a ni shuo a ni shuo a | |
ni dao di liao bu liao jie a? a a | |
zen me shuo ni cai dong a? a shen me zai shuo yi bian | |
bu dong jiu gei wo gun chu qu, shen me shen me | |
ni shuo ni shuo ni nan dao bu zhi dao | |
chorus | |
dao di yao jiang ji bian la? a a | |
mei you ji de jiu bu gei ni chi wu can! a a | |
zai ji bu de bu gei ni fang xue! a a | |
hao, wo jiang zui hou yi bian ni ting hao | |
Guitar solo | |
zhe yang shuo ni you mei you liao jie a, a | |
ni bu yao yi wei ni lao ba you qian wo jiu bu gan dang ni o! | |
wo gen ni shuo o! ni bu yao yi wei gen ni ma ma yi tui wo jiu bu gan dang ni o! | |
a, shuo dao ni ma ma, ye jiu shi ni na wei gong ke bu hao tong xue ta ma ma, zuo | |
tian wan shang lai zhao wo, shuo ta ba ba chang chang bu zai jia, dui yu ta gong ke bu hao gan | |
dao fei chang de zi ze. ta fan qi le lei guang he wo shuo: ru guo wo hui jiao xue de hua | |
, jiu da ta ba. wo yi ting jiu zhi dao ta shi ge you zhi hui de nv ren, wo shu le | |
. yin wei, ru guo wo shuo bu yao, ta yi jiao, lin ju yi ting dao, wo ma shang shen | |
bai ming lie. wo zhi hao na qi mei you yong de jiao bian, he ta tao lun bu tou lan jiao xue | |
fang shi 69 fen zhong, wa lei PI, wa lei PA, wa lei BABABA zhi hou, | |
ta yong wei sheng zhi ca shi zui ba, zhun bei li kai, he wo shuo, jiu yong gang cai de re | |
qing jiao ni na wei tong xue ba. wo yi ting, cai zhi dao, zuo wan, wo bian cheng yi zhi | |
la ba le. yi zhi bi hai shen geng huo sheng sheng de yang ju, ju ran bei wu hua cheng yue qi. | |
a zuo wan shou mu ai chi ru de e lang, jiu shi yao lai yao sui ken lan jin ri | |
bu xue hao de xue sheng, sheng xian dai zai gao yang, zhe jiu shi wei he | |
chorus |
zuò qǔ : yīng wèi mín | |
zuò cí : yīng wèi mín | |
wǒ jiù shì nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shì | |
nǐ lǎo shī jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ | |
wǒ jiù shì nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shī nǐ lǎo shì | |
nǐ lǎo shī jiù shì wǒ jiù shì wǒ | |
shì bú shì wàng le? a a | |
bú shì gāng jiǎng ma? a a | |
zěn yàng shuō nǐ cái jì de a? a a | |
nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a nǐ shuō a | |
nǐ dào dǐ liǎo bù liǎo jiě a? a a | |
zěn me shuō nǐ cái dǒng a? a shén me zài shuō yī biàn | |
bù dǒng jiù gěi wǒ gǔn chū qù, shén me shén me | |
nǐ shuō nǐ shuō nǐ nán dào bù zhī dào | |
chorus | |
dào dǐ yào jiǎng jǐ biàn la? a a | |
méi yǒu jì de jiù bù gěi nǐ chī wǔ cān! a a | |
zài jì bù dé bù gěi nǐ fàng xué! a a | |
hǎo, wǒ jiǎng zuì hòu yī biàn nǐ tīng hǎo | |
Guitar solo | |
zhè yàng shuō nǐ yǒu méi yǒu liǎo jiě a, a | |
nǐ bú yào yǐ wéi nǐ lǎo bà yǒu qián wǒ jiù bù gǎn dāng nǐ ō! | |
wǒ gēn nǐ shuō ō! nǐ bú yào yǐ wéi gēn nǐ mā mā yī tuǐ wǒ jiù bù gǎn dāng nǐ ō! | |
a, shuō dào nǐ mā mā, yě jiù shì nǐ nà wèi gōng kè bù hǎo tóng xué tā mā mā, zuó | |
tiān wǎn shàng lái zhǎo wǒ, shuō tā bà bà cháng cháng bù zài jiā, duì yú tā gōng kè bù hǎo gǎn | |
dào fēi cháng de zì zé. tā fàn qǐ le lèi guāng hé wǒ shuō: rú guǒ wǒ huì jiào xué de huà | |
, jiù dǎ tā ba. wǒ yī tīng jiù zhī dào tā shì gè yǒu zhì huì de nǚ rén, wǒ shū le | |
. yīn wèi, rú guǒ wǒ shuō bú yào, tā yī jiào, lín jū yī tīng dào, wǒ mǎ shàng shēn | |
bài míng liè. wǒ zhǐ hǎo ná qǐ méi yǒu yòng de jiào biān, hé tā tǎo lùn bù tōu lǎn jiào xué | |
fāng shì 69 fēn zhōng, wa lēi PI, wa lēi PA, wa lēi BABABA zhī hòu, | |
tā yòng wèi shēng zhǐ cā shì zuǐ bā, zhǔn bèi lí kāi, hé wǒ shuō, jiù yòng gāng cái de rè | |
qíng jiào nǐ nà wèi tóng xué ba. wǒ yī tīng, cái zhī dào, zuó wǎn, wǒ biàn chéng yī zhī | |
lǎ bā le. yī zhī bǐ hǎi shēn gèng huó shēng shēng de yáng jù, jū rán bèi wù huà chéng yuè qì. | |
a zuó wǎn shòu mǔ ài chǐ rǔ de è láng, jiù shì yào lái yǎo suì kěn làn jīn rì | |
bù xué hǎo de xué shēng, shēng xiān dài zǎi gāo yáng, zhè jiù shì wèi hé | |
chorus |