[00:00.49] | 【舌战群儒x全明星】天国与地狱 |
[00:03.22] | 调教:额定电压 |
[00:06.21] | 番号:av2758552 |
[00:08.45] | →☆→☆→☆→☆→←★←★←★←★← |
[00:11.36] | 渣*1 |
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[00:15.01] | 渣*10 |
[00:15.29] | 渣*11 |
[00:15.64] | 渣*12 |
[00:15.99] | 八百大妈奔非洲 |
[00:17.20] | 非洲提督并排搞 |
[00:18.44] | 大妈怕把青年碰 |
[00:19.64] | 青青青年好♂爽好♂爽好♂爽 |
[00:20.93] | 诸公此乃 |
[00:21.59] | 诸葛村妇 |
[00:22.20] | 幸会幸会幸会会 |
[00:23.41] | 久闻先生 |
[00:24.01] | 高卧隆中时 |
[00:24.80] | 曾自比管弦乐 |
[00:25.87] | 哈*1 |
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[00:26.52] | 哈*3 |
[00:26.86] | 哈*4 |
[00:27.20] | 你笑你笑个毛啊-_-# |
[00:28.35] | 哈*1 |
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[00:28.98] | 哈*3 |
[00:29.30] | 哈*4 |
[00:29.61] | 还在还在还在笑-_-# |
[00:30.84] | 哈*1 |
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[00:31.78] | 哈*4 |
[00:32.25] | 好恶心的这种人-_-# |
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[00:35.31] | 哈*8 |
[00:35.62] | (全明星用笑声对百元哥发起攻击) |
[00:37.83] | 嗯 哈哈哈哈 |
[00:40.22] | 人生同♂性♂恋之间 |
[00:41.31] | 搞♂基为立身之本 |
[00:42.39] | 曹操反怀脱团之心 |
[00:43.56] | 不是叛徒又是什么 |
[00:44.89] | 今同♂性♂恋 |
[00:45.61] | 已有美国 |
[00:46.22] | 二分之三 |
[00:46.79] | 万众万众归心 |
[00:48.10] | 请问孔明以曹操为... |
[00:49.30] | 滚!!! |
[00:49.78] | 曹操虽挟肥皂以令基♂佬 |
[00:51.47] | 犹为猪猴之后 |
[00:52.97] | 玄德自称比利苗裔无可稽考 |
[00:54.79] | 世人只知其为 |
[00:56.07] | 吊♂毛 |
[00:56.70] | 哈哈哈哈哈哈 |
[00:57.98] | 此公当年席间打♂飞机 |
[00:59.30] | (卧槽你怎么知道的) |
[00:59.81] | 八百黄♂书奔中国 |
[01:01.02] | 中中国青年并排♂撸 |
[01:02.18] | 青年怕把黄♂书碰 |
[01:03.34] | 黄黄♂书好看好看好看 |
[01:04.71] | 孔明所言皆粗鄙 |
[01:05.86] | 不是不是高高论 |
[01:07.18] | 吔屎啦! |
[01:07.80] | 肛♂道♂理♂ |
[01:08.43] | 草♂你♂啊♂ |
[01:09.05] | 我♂草♂你♂ |
[01:09.65] | 记者服装比较暴♂露 |
[01:10.85] | 记者是花里胡哨的 |
[01:12.23] | 记者节♂操就没有了 |
[01:13.44] | 听公之言 老♂二甚大 |
[01:15.23] | 未必真有光头 |
[01:16.48] | 恐为天下兄贵所笑耳 |
[01:18.25] | 既然说起说起兄贵 |
[01:19.54] | 可知比利·海灵顿♂ |
[01:21.25] | 扫清六合席席卷八荒 |
[01:22.94] | 汝等舌X可以休矣 |
[01:25.00] | 孔明裆♂事奇长 |
[01:26.32] | 汝等唇舌如何比天空之皓月 |
[01:28.18] | 多言比利不如默而草粑 |
[01:29.98] | 辩论有何益处 |
[01:31.25] | 不如去见 |
[01:31.89] | 我 |
[01:32.26] | 家 |
[01:32.61] | 公 |
[01:32.89] | 主 |
[01:33.24] | 欺弱怕强苟安避祸 |
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[01:35.71] | 闻风丧胆畏惧请降 |
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[01:41.75] | 吔*1 |
[01:42.03] | 吔*2 |
[01:42.35] | 吔*3 |
[01:42.68] | 吔*4 |
[01:43.00] | 吔*5 |
[01:43.28] | 吔*6 |
[01:43.60] | 吔*7 |
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[01:44.23] | 吔*9 |
[01:44.52] | 吔*10 |
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[01:46.39] | 吔*16 |
[01:46.71] | 吔屎*1 |
[01:46.99] | 吔屎*2 |
[01:47.29] | 吔屎*3 |
[01:47.59] | 吔屎*4 |
[01:47.99] | 吔! |
[01:48.53] | 屎! |
[01:49.13] | 梁! |
[01:49.67] | 非! |
[01:50.29] | 凡凡凡凡凡凡凡凡! |
[01:54.10] | 此辈不足与吔 |
[01:57.26] | 请勿复♂肛♂ |
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[00:00.49] | she zhan qun ru x quan ming xing tian guo yu di yu |
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[00:15.99] | ba bai da ma ben fei zhou |
[00:17.20] | fei zhou ti du bing pai gao |
[00:18.44] | da ma pa ba qing nian peng |
[00:19.64] | qing qing qing nian hao shuang hao shuang hao shuang |
[00:20.93] | zhu gong ci nai |
[00:21.59] | zhu ge cun fu |
[00:22.20] | xing hui xing hui xing hui hui |
[00:23.41] | jiu wen xian sheng |
[00:24.01] | gao wo long zhong shi |
[00:24.80] | ceng zi bi guan xian yue |
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[00:27.20] | ni xiao ni xiao ge mao a _ |
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[00:29.61] | hai zai hai zai hai zai xiao _ |
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[00:32.25] | hao wu xin de zhe zhong ren _ |
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[00:35.62] | quan ming xing yong xiao sheng dui bai yuan ge fa qi gong ji |
[00:37.83] | ha ha ha ha |
[00:40.22] | ren sheng tong xing lian zhi jian |
[00:41.31] | gao ji wei li shen zhi ben |
[00:42.39] | cao cao fan huai tuo tuan zhi xin |
[00:43.56] | bu shi pan tu you shi shen me |
[00:44.89] | jin tong xing lian |
[00:45.61] | yi you mei guo |
[00:46.22] | er fen zhi san |
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[00:48.10] | qing wen kong ming yi cao cao wei... |
[00:49.30] | gun!!! |
[00:49.78] | cao cao sui xie fei zao yi ling ji lao |
[00:51.47] | you wei zhu hou zhi hou |
[00:52.97] | xuan de zi cheng bi li miao yi wu ke ji kao |
[00:54.79] | shi ren zhi zhi qi wei |
[00:56.07] | diao mao |
[00:56.70] | ha ha ha ha ha ha |
[00:57.98] | ci gong dang nian xi jian da fei ji |
[00:59.30] | wo cao ni zen me zhi dao de |
[00:59.81] | ba bai huang shu ben zhong guo |
[01:01.02] | zhong zhong guo qing nian bing pai lu |
[01:02.18] | qing nian pa ba huang shu peng |
[01:03.34] | huang huang shu hao kan hao kan hao kan |
[01:04.71] | kong ming suo yan jie cu bi |
[01:05.86] | bu shi bu shi gao gao lun |
[01:07.18] | ye shi la! |
[01:07.80] | gang dao li |
[01:08.43] | cao ni a |
[01:09.05] | wo cao ni |
[01:09.65] | ji zhe fu zhuang bi jiao bao lu |
[01:10.85] | ji zhe shi hua li hu shao de |
[01:12.23] | ji zhe jie cao jiu mei you le |
[01:13.44] | ting gong zhi yan lao er shen da |
[01:15.23] | wei bi zhen you guang tou |
[01:16.48] | kong wei tian xia xiong gui suo xiao er |
[01:18.25] | ji ran shuo qi shuo qi xiong gui |
[01:19.54] | ke zhi bi li hai ling dun |
[01:21.25] | sao qing liu he xi xi juan ba huang |
[01:22.94] | ru deng she X ke yi xiu yi |
[01:25.00] | kong ming dang shi qi zhang |
[01:26.32] | ru deng chun she ru he bi tian kong zhi hao yue |
[01:28.18] | duo yan bi li bu ru mo er cao ba |
[01:29.98] | bian lun you he yi chu |
[01:31.25] | bu ru qu jian |
[01:31.89] | wo |
[01:32.26] | jia |
[01:32.61] | gong |
[01:32.89] | zhu |
[01:33.24] | qi ruo pa qiang gou an bi huo |
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[01:35.36] | ha 4 |
[01:35.71] | wen feng sang dan wei ju qing xiang |
[01:36.84] | ha ha ha ha ha ha 1 |
[01:37.21] | ha ha ha ha ha ha 2 |
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[01:46.71] | ye shi 1 |
[01:46.99] | ye shi 2 |
[01:47.29] | ye shi 3 |
[01:47.59] | ye shi 4 |
[01:47.99] | ye! |
[01:48.53] | shi! |
[01:49.13] | liang! |
[01:49.67] | fei! |
[01:50.29] | fan fan fan fan fan fan fan fan! |
[01:54.10] | ci bei bu zu yu ye |
[01:57.26] | qing wu fu gang |
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[00:00.49] | shé zhàn qún rú x quán míng xīng tiān guó yǔ dì yù |
[00:03.22] | tiáo jiào: é dìng diàn yā |
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[00:15.99] | bā bǎi dà mā bēn fēi zhōu |
[00:17.20] | fēi zhōu tí dū bìng pái gǎo |
[00:18.44] | dà mā pà bǎ qīng nián pèng |
[00:19.64] | qīng qīng qīng nián hǎo shuǎng hǎo shuǎng hǎo shuǎng |
[00:20.93] | zhū gōng cǐ nǎi |
[00:21.59] | zhū gě cūn fù |
[00:22.20] | xìng huì xìng huì xìng huì huì |
[00:23.41] | jiǔ wén xiān shēng |
[00:24.01] | gāo wò lóng zhōng shí |
[00:24.80] | céng zì bǐ guǎn xián yuè |
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[00:27.20] | nǐ xiào nǐ xiào gè máo a _ |
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[00:29.61] | hái zài hái zài hái zài xiào _ |
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[00:32.25] | hào wù xīn de zhè zhǒng rén _ |
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[00:35.62] | quán míng xīng yòng xiào shēng duì bǎi yuán gē fā qǐ gōng jī |
[00:37.83] | hā hā hā hā |
[00:40.22] | rén shēng tóng xìng liàn zhī jiān |
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[00:56.70] | hā hā hā hā hā hā |
[00:57.98] | cǐ gōng dāng nián xí jiān dǎ fēi jī |
[00:59.30] | wò cáo nǐ zěn me zhī dào de |
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[01:01.02] | zhōng zhōng guó qīng nián bìng pái lū |
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[01:07.18] | yě shǐ la! |
[01:07.80] | gāng dào lǐ |
[01:08.43] | cǎo nǐ a |
[01:09.05] | wǒ cǎo nǐ |
[01:09.65] | jì zhě fú zhuāng bǐ jiào bào lù |
[01:10.85] | jì zhě shì huā lǐ hú shào de |
[01:12.23] | jì zhě jié cāo jiù méi yǒu le |
[01:13.44] | tīng gōng zhī yán lǎo èr shén dà |
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[01:22.94] | rǔ děng shé X kě yǐ xiū yǐ |
[01:25.00] | kǒng míng dāng shì qí zhǎng |
[01:26.32] | rǔ děng chún shé rú hé bǐ tiān kōng zhī hào yuè |
[01:28.18] | duō yán bǐ lì bù rú mò ér cǎo bā |
[01:29.98] | biàn lùn yǒu hé yì chù |
[01:31.25] | bù rú qù jiàn |
[01:31.89] | wǒ |
[01:32.26] | jiā |
[01:32.61] | gōng |
[01:32.89] | zhǔ |
[01:33.24] | qī ruò pà qiáng gǒu ān bì huò |
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[01:35.71] | wén fēng sàng dǎn wèi jù qǐng xiáng |
[01:36.84] | hā hā hā hā hā hā 1 |
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[01:45.77] | yě 14 |
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[01:46.39] | yě 16 |
[01:46.71] | yě shǐ 1 |
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[01:47.29] | yě shǐ 3 |
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[01:47.99] | yě! |
[01:48.53] | shǐ! |
[01:49.13] | liáng! |
[01:49.67] | fēi! |
[01:50.29] | fán fán fán fán fán fán fán fán! |
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