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A man walks into a bar |
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Orders a beer and a bowl of peanuts |
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But the bar turns into a spaceship |
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And the bartender gives him a hair cut |
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I can't remember the end of that joke |
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You once told it to me when we smoked |
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On your father's expensive cigars |
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All I remember is the part of a man walking into a bar |
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How many lovers does it take |
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To put a light bulb into a socket? |
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And why did Mona Lisa smile? |
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I have the answer written down in my pocket |
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I just remember I laughed 'till I cried |
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Because you told it with your funny voice |
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Your southern dialect makes me rejoice |
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Those special times we had |
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When love was just a silly gag |
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I know why Mona Lisa smile |
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Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy |
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And laughter is the only way into my heart |
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I know why Mona Lisa smile |
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Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy |
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And laughter is the only way into my heart |
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Summer night on a gravel road |
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You told me about your childhood friend Veronica |
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Who was claimed to have swallowed a toad |
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And I picked up my harmonica |
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I know why Mona Lisa smile |
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Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy |
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And laughter is the only way into my heart |
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I know why Mona Lisa smile |
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Da Vinci must have been a really funny guy |
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And laughter is the only way into my heart |
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A man walks into a bar |
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Orders a scotch and a bottle of coke |
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But the laughter is gone in his heart |
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You never told me the end of the joke |
