Everyday Normal Guy

歌曲 Everyday Normal Guy
歌手 Jon lajoie
专辑 You Want Some of This?

歌词

Lyrics to Everyday Normal Guy :
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
Nothing special about me Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
When I go to the clubs I wait in line Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I got 600 dollars In the bank Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And my sexual performances are average
I work at customer service for a phone company
I make 12 bucks an hour but that's all I need
I live in a small apartment on a quiet street
I don't go out too much I like to watch TV
I cant afford a car I use public transportation
I don't mind I read 'til I reach my destination
sometimes a newspaper, sometimes a book
the amount of money I save this shit is off the hook
And i am not very good with the women
I'm a pretty shy person and I'm average looking
last time I had sex was in 2003
and I am ashamed to admit but it wasn't free
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get nervous in social situations Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I get constipated once a month Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
And i make pretty good spaghetti sauce Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I get scared when I go see the dentist
I'm the "Pauly Shore" of everyday life
easily forgettable and I am not very liked
I have an "According to Jim" personality
I'm as entertaining as a fucking STD
if you wanna mess with me I think you probably can
because I am not confident and i am weak for a man
I'll just roll up in a ball while you kick me in the back, yeah
honestly I probably wont fight back
And I don't have many friends that would back me up
My friend Steve would but he doesn't look very tough
You want some of this bitch?
If you rarely get laid put your hands up
If you're not well paid put your hands up
If you got a pet cat put your hands up
and if you got a bad back put your hands up
I hurt my back two summers ago moving a fridge and ever since then it's just not the same... you know it... it gets... It gets pretty sore
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
My parents are really nice people Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I am somewhat afraid of heights Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
I like the show "Grey's Anatomy" Mother Fucka
I am just a regular everyday normal guy...
and I am pretty good at making paper planes
I could do this all day... I could do this all day... I could do this all day...

歌词大意

[00:10.232] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[00:20.801] zài píng fán wú qí bù guò le
[00:23.276] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[00:26.420] qù jù lè bù yào guāi guāi pái duì
[00:29.569] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[00:32.315] wǒ zài yín háng qǔ le 600 dāo
[00:34.977] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[00:37.809] yě zhǐ shì píng jūn shuǐ píng
[00:40.600] wǒ zài yī jiā shǒu jī gōng sī dāng kè fú
[00:43.600] yí gè xiǎo shí cái zhuàn 12 dāo, dàn zhè jiù shì wǒ xū yào de
[00:46.192] wǒ zhù zài yī tiáo ān jìng jiē qū de xiǎo gōng yù lǐ
[00:49.125] bǐ jiào zhái, xǐ huān kàn diàn shì
[00:52.037] mǎi bu qǐ chē, zhǐ néng yòng jiāo tōng gōng jù
[00:55.109] bù zài yì zài chē shàng yuè dú, zhí dào wǒ dào dá mù dì dì
[00:57.794] yǒu shí shì bào zhǐ, yǒu shí shì shū
[01:00.608] lì xíng jié yuē shì wèi le bǎi tuō kùn jìng
[01:03.294] wǒ de nǚ rén yuán bù tài hǎo
[01:05.736] wǒ fēi cháng hài xiū ér qiě zhǎng de yì bān
[01:09.143] zuì hòu yí cì xìng shēng huó shì zài 2003 nián
[01:11.887] wǒ hěn cán kuì dé chéng rèn, bù guò zhè bú shì miǎn fèi de
[01:14.574] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[01:17.246] wǒ zài shè jiāo chǎng hé huì gǎn dào jǐn zhāng
[01:20.046] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[01:23.171] měi gè yuè dōu huì biàn mì yī cì
[01:25.991] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[01:28.743] wǒ zuò le hěn bàng de yì fěn jiàng
[01:31.614] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[01:34.382] dāng wǒ qù kàn yá yī shí yě huì gǎn dào hài pà
[01:36.910] wǒ zài rì cháng shēng huó zhōng shì Pauly Shore
[01:40.095] bǐ jiào jiàn wàng, wǒ bù tài xǐ huān
[01:42.875] yǒu" jí mǔ shuō" lǐ nà yàng de gè xìng
[01:45.730] wǒ hé STD yí yàng yǒu qù
[01:48.651] rú guǒ nǐ xiǎng lái zhǎo wǒ má fán, wǒ xiǎng nǐ yīng gāi kě yǐ
[01:51.480] yīn wèi wǒ bú shì hěn zì xìn, ér qiě shì gè ruò jī
[01:54.288] dāng nǐ tī wǒ bèi hòu shí wǒ zhǐ huì quán chéng yī tuán
[01:57.100] shuō shí huà, wǒ kě néng bú huì huán shǒu
[01:59.971] ér qiě wǒ méi yǒu zhè me duō péng yǒu tǐng wǒ
[02:02.697] kě néng huì, dàn tā kàn qǐ lái yě bù qiáng yìng
[02:05.517] xiǎng yào jǐ gè zhè zhǒng ma?
[02:08.388] rú guǒ nǐ hěn shǎo yǒu xìng shēng huó, qǐng jǔ qǐ shǒu lái
[02:10.732] rú guǒ nǐ shì gè qióng guǐ, qǐng jǔ qǐ shǒu lái
[02:13.380] rú guǒ nǐ yǎng le māo, qǐng jǔ qǐ shǒu lái
[02:16.229] rú guǒ nǐ de bèi bù suān tòng, qǐng jǔ qǐ shǒu lái
[02:19.069] wǒ zài liǎng nián qián de xià tiān bān bīng xiāng de shí hòu nòng shāng le bèi bù
[02:22.041] cóng nà yǐ hòu jiù yǒu diǎn bù tài yí yàng le
[02:24.101] nǐ zhī dào de, tā biàn de fēi cháng tòng
[02:26.652] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[02:30.148] wǒ de fù mǔ dōu fēi cháng bàng
[02:33.153] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[02:36.047] hái yǒu diǎn kǒng gāo
[02:38.373] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[02:41.717] xǐ huān" shí xí yī shēng gé lěi"
[02:44.644] wǒ zhǐ shì gè wàn gǔ bù biàn de píng fán rén
[02:47.352] hěn shàn cháng zhé zhǐ fēi jī