| 歌曲 | High As Fuck |
| 歌手 | Jon lajoie |
| 专辑 | You Want Some of This? |
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| [00:14.718] | Have you ever watched the sun go down |
| [00:18.068] | And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round |
| [00:21.420] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:28.222] | You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
| [00:31.573] | And your dog's looking at you like you need help |
| [00:35.026] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:41.977] | And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
| [00:45.227] | And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack |
| [00:48.777] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:55.630] | You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm |
| [00:58.831] | The only problem's that the chickens have human arms |
| [01:02.082] | You say "that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
| [01:09.283] | You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
| [01:12.534] | But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high |
| [01:16.035] | So you walk around the block to buy some time |
| [01:23.137] | You finally decide to go into the store |
| [01:26.237] | But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore |
| [01:29.687] | So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
| [01:36.139] | You're walking home and you're mouth is dry |
| [01:42.541] | You should have bought some juice and snacks |
| [01:45.342] | But you were too high |
| [01:50.093] | Thinking 'bout ketchup chips |
| [01:56.493] | And for some reason the game battleship |
| [02:01.393] | And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
| [02:03.993] | Like battleship when you were a kid |
| [02:06.343] | And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
| [02:10.794] | So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now |
| [02:14.194] | And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
| [02:16.794] | And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
| [02:19.744] | But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so |
| [02:22.196] | You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet |
| [02:26.748] | And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again |
| [02:30.249] | I'm gonna roll another joint" |
| [02:35.150] | You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
| [02:39.351] | That they weren't crispy anymore |
| [02:42.001] | Have you ever been high... as fuck。。。 |
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| [00:02.515] | |
| [00:14.718] | Have you ever watched the sun go down |
| [00:18.068] | And you' re thinking bout' the world spinning round |
| [00:21.420] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:28.222] | You' re in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
| [00:31.573] | And your dog' s looking at you like you need help |
| [00:35.026] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:41.977] | And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
| [00:45.227] | And you' re convinced that you' re gonna have a heart attack |
| [00:48.777] | Have you ever been high as fuck |
| [00:55.630] | You close your eyes and you' re on a chicken farm |
| [00:58.831] | The only problem' s that the chickens have human arms |
| [01:02.082] | You say " that' s fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
| [01:09.283] | You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
| [01:12.534] | But you' re scared because you think that they will know you' re high |
| [01:16.035] | So you walk around the block to buy some time |
| [01:23.137] | You finally decide to go into the store |
| [01:26.237] | But you' re so high you don' t know why you' re there anymore |
| [01:29.687] | So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
| [01:36.139] | You' re walking home and you' re mouth is dry |
| [01:42.541] | You should have bought some juice and snacks |
| [01:45.342] | But you were too high |
| [01:50.093] | Thinking ' bout ketchup chips |
| [01:56.493] | And for some reason the game battleship |
| [02:01.393] | And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
| [02:03.993] | Like battleship when you were a kid |
| [02:06.343] | And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
| [02:10.794] | So you say " Guess What I' m gonna make up a game right now |
| [02:14.194] | And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
| [02:16.794] | And I' m gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
| [02:19.744] | But then you don' t know where to find a porcupine so |
| [02:22.196] | You do a search on ebay but people don' t sell porcupines on the internet |
| [02:26.748] | And you say " You know what, world? you' ve got me cornered again |
| [02:30.249] | I' m gonna roll another joint" |
| [02:35.150] | You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
| [02:39.351] | That they weren' t crispy anymore |
| [02:42.001] | Have you ever been high... as fuck... |
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| [00:14.718] | nǐ shì fǒu céng kàn dào guò rì luò |
| [00:18.068] | shì fǒu xiǎng guò shì jiè xuán zhuàn lún huí |
| [00:21.420] | nǐ shì fǒu dà chéng gǒu guò |
| [00:28.222] | zài cè suǒ duì zhe jìng zi lǐ de zì jǐ shuō huà |
| [00:31.573] | nǐ jiā wāng jué de yào dǎ 120 le |
| [00:35.026] | nǐ shì fǒu dà chéng le gǒu |
| [00:41.977] | nǐ jué de xīn tiào wú bǐ kuài |
| [00:45.227] | kuài yào xīn zāng bìng le |
| [00:48.777] | nǐ cái zhī dào nǐ dà chéng gǒu le |
| [00:55.630] | nǐ bì shang yǎn jīng fēi qù le yǎng jī chǎng |
| [00:58.831] | lǐ miàn dí jī dōu cháng zhe gē bó |
| [01:02.082] | nǐ shuō: wdf wèi máo jī dōu cháng gē bó le |
| [01:09.283] | zhè shí nǐ jué de gāi qù xiǎo mài bù le |
| [01:12.534] | dàn hài pà tā men fā xiàn nǐ hóng zhuó yǎn |
| [01:16.035] | zhǐ néng xiān zài lóu dào liū dá liū dá |
| [01:23.137] | děng nǐ zhōng yú zǒu jìn le xiǎo mài bù |
| [01:26.237] | dàn shì dà wàng le yào gàn ma |
| [01:29.687] | shùn shǒu ná le gè lǜ jiàn gǎn jǐn chè |
| [01:36.139] | huí jiā lù shàng cái fā xiàn kě de bù xíng |
| [01:42.541] | yīng gāi mǎi diǎn guǒ zhī hé líng shí |
| [01:45.342] | dàn shì nǐ tè me quán gěi dà wàng le |
| [01:50.093] | nǎo zi lǐ quán shì shǔ tiáo fān qié jiàng |
| [01:56.493] | hái yǒu yī cāi mí yóu xì |
| [02:01.393] | rán hòu nǐ kāi shǐ huí yì |
| [02:03.993] | ér shí de huān lè shí guāng |
| [02:06.343] | wèi máo wǒ men zhǎng dà yǐ hòu dōu wàng le zěn me wú yōu wú lǜ de kāi xīn |
| [02:10.794] | suǒ yǐ nǐ shuō: nǐ cāi zěn me zhāo, wǒ yào fā míng yí gè xīn yóu xì |
| [02:14.194] | dào jù shì bàng qiú gùn hé háo zhū |
| [02:16.794] | wǒ yào yòng bàng qiú gùn nòng sǐ háo zhū |
| [02:19.744] | rán hòu nǐ xiǎng le xiǎng shàng nǎ zhǎo háo zhū ne |
| [02:22.196] | táo bǎo dōu méi de mài |
| [02:26.748] | nǐ shuō: nǐ zào ma, wǒ jìng wú yán yǐ duì |
| [02:30.249] | bù xíng wǒ dé zài ròu yī gēn le |
| [02:35.150] | nǐ yǒu méi yǒu chī guò yī zhěng bāo |
| [02:39.351] | fàng pí le de bǐng gān |
| [02:42.001] | wǒ yòu dà chéng gǒu le |