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[Steve:] You want some more of this bitch? |
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Back and easy... |
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We could do this all year long |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I told you in a first song, |
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I'll tell you in another |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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And Michael |
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Keaton was my favourite |
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Batman I was walking down the street just the other day |
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I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way "Yo, what you girls are doing tonight?" is what |
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I wanted to say |
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But suddenly, |
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I panicked, my voice started to shake |
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So I put my head down and |
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I just walked away |
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I had a bus to catch anyway, |
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It worked out great |
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Got on the bus, put on my headphones on and pressed play |
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Sheryl Crow, |
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James Blunt and motherfuckin' |
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Ace of Base |
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Yo what can |
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I say It's just a day in my life |
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I'm up early in the morning and bed early at night |
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To be productive at work |
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I got to be well rested |
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Yeah motherfucker you heard what |
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I just said |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I don't like margarine |
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I much prefer the taste of butter |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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And I'm not a huge |
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Nicolas Cage fan |
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I'm from a lower middle class family |
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Me and my brothers and sisters played hide-and-seek |
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I have good memories from my childhood, bitch |
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My favorite toy was my fuckin' fire truck, bitch |
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I used to play with that motherfucker all day long |
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Until I learned about sex from the |
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Sears catalogue and then |
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I played with my motherfucker all day long |
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About ten times a day, man, all year long |
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My favorite song motherfucker |
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I don't like to admit it |
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Is the Celine |
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Dion song from the movie |
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Titanic Every night in my dreams |
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I see you |
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I feel you |
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Everytime |
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I hear that fucking shit a tear comes to my eye |
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Why the fuck did |
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Leonardo Dicaprio had to die |
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Though I'm not afraid to say that |
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I'm a sensitive guy |
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Sticks and stones break my bones but its the worst that make me cry |
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Like that time in grade three when girl called me stupid face |
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She really hurt me, |
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Why did she called me stupid face? |
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Is my face stupid? |
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How's that even possible? |
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A person can be stupid, but a face, that's impossible |
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Shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it |
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Regular everyday normal fuckin' bullshit |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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When I get into a fight |
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I usually leave on a stretcher |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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When I've got nothing to say |
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I usually talk about the weather |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I liked the first "Back to the future" but the second one was better |
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I am just a regular everyday normal motherfucker... |
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I like red peppers better than the green ones |
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Ou-ouhh, Savin' up my money to buy a new dishwasher |
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Mine broke about 6 months ago |
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Motherfucker |
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Go Go Go Go |
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Go Charlie |
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It's your birthday |
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Go party like it's your birthday |
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I wasn't invited but its okay |
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I just stayed at home and played some videogames |