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I'd like to announce my candidacy, |
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I'd appreciate it if you'd vote for me. |
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I want to be |
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Vice President. |
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Vote for me. |
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If I was Vice |
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President you know what |
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I'd do? Pretty much anything |
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I wanted to. |
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Vote for me. |
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Vote for me. |
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I'd have a first class seat on |
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Air Force |
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One. An awesome pad in |
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Washington... |
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D.C. (If you vote for me) |
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Play golf all day with heads of state, |
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If they brought beer wouldn't that be great? |
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I can't wait! |
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Vote for me. |
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Vote for me. |
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Well there are an awful lot of issues important to me. |
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Here's my campaign policy, |
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Legislation, education, occupation, arbitration, conversation, equalization, immigration, itemization, immigration, race relations, imitation, hospitalization... |
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I'm freaking out vote for me! |
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Well it's the land of the brave, the home of the free. |
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That's the funny thing about democracy. |
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A vote for me, is a vote for me! |