刚刚好Ⅱ

歌曲 刚刚好Ⅱ
歌手 郭德纲
歌手 刘刚
专辑 刚刚好

歌词

[ti:刚刚好Ⅱ]
[ar:郭德纲]
[al:刚刚好Ⅱ]
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[00:01.38] 你呀,干点正事吧
[00:03.88] 整天到晚的啊
[00:05.63] 你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有
[00:09.27] 你看看人家,开好车的买大楼房
[00:12.40] 你看看你,你是一无所有
[00:15.52] 你脚下的地在抖,你身边的水在流
[00:18.59]
[00:19.54] 你爸爸姓崔?
[00:20.97] 你爸爸叫贱笑声'吁…
[00:23.72] 2006年火了的这个人
[00:28.38]
[00:29.69] 有人预计他红不过年根
[00:33.88]
[00:36.94] 年头到年尾和官司有缘分
[00:42.07]
[00:43.63] 依然红火他艺多不压身
[00:47.50]
[00:50.51] 床前依然明月光，
[00:52.14] 疑似一片地上霜，
[00:53.95] 举头总得望明月，
[00:55.70] 我名还叫郭德纲。
[00:57.57]
[00:58.50] 人干点好事总想让鬼神知道
[01:01.07] 干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道
[01:03.94] 我们太让鬼为难了
[01:06.26]
[01:08.01] 娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹
[01:10.51]
[01:11.07] 演个丫鬟要投怀送抱
[01:13.82]
[01:14.45] 是非恩怨没有征兆
[01:17.32] 不过争得是个龙套
[01:19.76]
[01:21.07] 娱乐圈里装着炸药
[01:24.20]
[01:24.88] 今天翻脸明天报料
[01:27.52]
[01:28.33] 旧人在哭新人在笑
[01:31.21] 赚得还是百姓腰包
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[01:34.02] 刚刚好
[01:36.02]
[01:36.65] 我名气小
[01:38.83]
[01:40.52] 刚刚好
[01:42.40]
[01:44.15] 我胆子小
[01:45.65]
[01:48.84] 三教九流各行各业
[01:51.09]
[01:51.77] 他的工作都对社会有意义
[01:54.34] 那怕是一个赶大车送菜的
[01:57.15] 驾驾驾,喔喔喔…
[01:59.56]
[02:00.43] 我看着很羡慕啊
[02:01.93] 我想夸他两句
[02:03.37] 谁是我儿子?喔喔喔,哎呀~
[02:07.68] 给人民带来快乐
[02:09.68] 谁给谁带来了快乐
[02:12.18] 最起码我快乐了很多
[02:14.00]
[02:14.68] 谁是我孙子?
[02:16.12] 喔喔喔哎呀喝这位也不长记性
[02:20.24] 谁是王八?
[02:21.37]
[02:22.24] 他说什么呀
[02:25.56] 那是要抽你
[02:28.56]
[02:29.93] 周董and了费玉清
[02:32.56]
[02:33.12] 孟广美sorry了众网民
[02:36.12]
[02:36.87] 偷拍伤了阿娇的心
[02:39.99] 张钰她睡觉睡出了名
[02:42.75]
[02:43.56] 棚菲生了一个小千金
[02:46.31]
[02:46.93] 张柏芝也跟着怀了孕
[02:50.37] 石头疯了四两拨千斤
[02:53.68] 整容整到了范冰冰
[02:56.62] 刚刚好
[02:58.07]
[02:59.63] 我没怀孕
[03:01.13]
[03:03.51] 刚刚好
[03:04.76]
[03:06.63] 我没拍电影
[03:08.38]
[03:12.57] 遇事你别老望上看,你得望下看
[03:16.00]
[03:16.82] 怎么望下看?
[03:18.32] 比如说啊,做买卖你赔钱了,那还有跳楼的呢
[03:22.51]
[03:23.13] 看着他你不是很快乐吗
[03:25.32]
[03:26.07] 诶,没错
[03:27.07] 你这儿生一闺女,你恨得慌
[03:29.26] 那还有没孩子的呢
[03:30.76] 啊
[03:31.00] 你那失业了,那还有失身的呢
[03:34.13]
[03:35.25] 这没可比性啊
[03:36.82] 你想,你媳妇不要你了,他也没要我啊笑.吁…
[03:41.32] 娱记们乱点着鸳鸯
[03:44.32] 钻石李baybay了李湘
[03:47.57] 世界杯喊哑了黄健翔
[03:49.82]
[03:50.76] 要选秀最好学师洋
[03:53.07]
[03:54.63] 宪哥主持到了中央
[03:58.07] 祖德要变性穿女装
[04:01.45] 老太太死咬着赵忠祥
[04:04.57] 隐私被博客全部暴光
[04:07.38] 刚刚好
[04:08.69]
[04:10.26] 我没乱讲
[04:12.57]
[04:13.88] 刚刚好
[04:15.38]
[04:17.07] 我还正常
[04:18.82]
[04:22.32] 早上四点就得起,出去练轻功去
[04:25.70] 刚一出去,警察过来了
[04:28.01] 嗨,喊我,我心里不亏啊
[04:30.88] 我可没犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨练都不许嘛
[04:35.19] .许!回去把裤子穿上…笑声
[04:38.69]
[04:39.51] 干什么也没有光着出来的,起猛了.笑声
[04:43.51] 到底为什么我们有点厌倦
[04:48.13]
[04:50.07] 到底怎样明星才能成仙
[04:53.82]
[04:57.07] 得道去西天
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[05:00.51] 能不能还要脸
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[05:04.01] 刚刚好
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[05:05.51] 我没疯癫
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[05:11.07] 刚刚好
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[05:12.51] 我有于谦
[05:14.69]
[05:17.88] 刚刚好
[05:18.95] 就快过年
[05:21.51]
[05:23.51] 哎,干嘛呢你，逮那个飞机拉线的…

拼音

ti: gāng gāng hǎo
ar: guō dé gāng
al: gāng gāng hǎo
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[00:01.38] nǐ ya, gàn diǎn zhèng shì ba
[00:03.88] zhěng tiān dào wǎn de a
[00:05.63] nǐ zhěng tiān dào wǎn de hùn dé yì diǎn zhèng xíng yě méi yǒu
[00:09.27] nǐ kàn kàn rén jiā, kāi hǎo chē de mǎi dà lóu fáng
[00:12.40] nǐ kàn kàn nǐ, nǐ shì yī wú suǒ yǒu
[00:15.52] nǐ jiǎo xià de dì zài dǒu, nǐ shēn biān de shuǐ zài liú
[00:18.59]
[00:19.54] nǐ bà bà xìng cuī?
[00:20.97] nǐ bà bà jiào jiàn xiào shēng' xū
[00:23.72] 2006 nián huǒ le de zhè gè rén
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[00:29.69] yǒu rén yù jì tā hóng bù guò nián gēn
[00:33.88]
[00:36.94] nián tóu dào nián wěi hé guān sī yǒu yuán fèn
[00:42.07]
[00:43.63] yī rán hóng huǒ tā yì duō bù yā shēn
[00:47.50]
[00:50.51] chuáng qián yī rán míng yuè guāng,
[00:52.14] yí sì yī piàn dì shàng shuāng,
[00:53.95] jǔ tóu zǒng děi wàng míng yuè,
[00:55.70] wǒ míng hái jiào guō dé gāng.
[00:57.57]
[00:58.50] rén gàn diǎn hǎo shì zǒng xiǎng ràng guǐ shén zhī dào
[01:01.07] gàn diǎn huài shì zǒng yǐ wéi guǐ shén bù zhī dào
[01:03.94] wǒ men tài ràng guǐ wéi nán le
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[01:08.01] yú lè quān lǐ chāo chao nào nào
[01:10.51]
[01:11.07] yǎn gè yā huán yào tóu huái sòng bào
[01:13.82]
[01:14.45] shì fēi ēn yuàn méi yǒu zhēng zhào
[01:17.32] bù guò zhēng de shì gè lóng tào
[01:19.76]
[01:21.07] yú lè quān lǐ zhuāng zhe zhà yào
[01:24.20]
[01:24.88] jīn tiān fān liǎn míng tiān bào liào
[01:27.52]
[01:28.33] jiù rén zài kū xīn rén zài xiào
[01:31.21] zuàn de hái shì bǎi xìng yāo bāo
[01:33.52]
[01:34.02] gāng gāng hǎo
[01:36.02]
[01:36.65] wǒ míng qì xiǎo
[01:38.83]
[01:40.52] gāng gāng hǎo
[01:42.40]
[01:44.15] wǒ dǎn zi xiǎo
[01:45.65]
[01:48.84] sān jiào jiǔ liú gè háng gè yè
[01:51.09]
[01:51.77] tā de gōng zuò dōu duì shè huì yǒu yì yì
[01:54.34] nà pà shì yí gè gǎn dà chē sòng cài de
[01:57.15] jià jià jià, wō wō ō
[01:59.56]
[02:00.43] wǒ kàn zhe hěn xiàn mù a
[02:01.93] wǒ xiǎng kuā tā liǎng jù
[02:03.37] shuí shì wǒ ér zi? wō wō ō, āi yā
[02:07.68] gěi rén mín dài lái kuài lè
[02:09.68] shuí gěi shuí dài lái le kuài lè
[02:12.18] zuì qǐ mǎ wǒ kuài lè le hěn duō
[02:14.00]
[02:14.68] shuí shì wǒ sūn zi?
[02:16.12] wō wō ō āi yā hē zhè wèi yě bù zhǎng jì xìng
[02:20.24] shuí shì wáng bā?
[02:21.37]
[02:22.24] tā shuō shí mǒ ya
[02:25.56] nà shi yào chōu nǐ
[02:28.56]
[02:29.93] zhōu dǒng and le fèi yù qīng
[02:32.56]
[02:33.12] mèng guǎng měi sorry le zhòng wǎng mín
[02:36.12]
[02:36.87] tōu pāi shāng le ā jiāo de xīn
[02:39.99] zhāng yù tā shuì jiào shuì chū le míng
[02:42.75]
[02:43.56] péng fēi shēng le yí gè xiǎo qiān jīn
[02:46.31]
[02:46.93] zhāng bó zhī yě gēn zhe huái le yùn
[02:50.37] shí tou fēng le sì liǎng bō qiān jīn
[02:53.68] zhěng róng zhěng dào le fàn bīng bīng
[02:56.62] gāng gāng hǎo
[02:58.07]
[02:59.63] wǒ méi huái yùn
[03:01.13]
[03:03.51] gāng gāng hǎo
[03:04.76]
[03:06.63] wǒ méi pāi diàn yǐng
[03:08.38]
[03:12.57] yù shì nǐ bié lǎo wàng shàng kàn, nǐ dé wàng xià kàn
[03:16.00]
[03:16.82] zěn me wàng xià kàn?
[03:18.32] bǐ rú shuō a, zuò mǎi mài nǐ péi qián le, nà hái yǒu tiào lóu de ne
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[03:23.13] kàn zhe tā nǐ bú shì hěn kuài lè ma
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[03:26.07] éi, méi cuò
[03:27.07] nǐ zhè ér shēng yī guī nǚ, nǐ hèn dé huāng
[03:29.26] nà hái yǒu méi hái zi de ne
[03:30.76] a
[03:31.00] nǐ nà shī yè le, nà hái yǒu shī shēn de ne
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[03:35.25] zhè méi kě bǐ xìng a
[03:36.82] nǐ xiǎng, nǐ xí fù bú yào nǐ le, tā yě méi yào wǒ a xiào. xū
[03:41.32] yú jì men luàn diǎn zháo yuān yāng
[03:44.32] zuàn shí lǐ baybay le lǐ xiāng
[03:47.57] shì jiè bēi hǎn yǎ le huáng jiàn xiáng
[03:49.82]
[03:50.76] yào xuǎn xiù zuì hào xué shī yáng
[03:53.07]
[03:54.63] xiàn gē zhǔ chí dào le zhōng yāng
[03:58.07] zǔ dé yào biàn xìng chuān nǚ zhuāng
[04:01.45] lǎo tài tài sǐ yǎo zhe zhào zhōng xiáng
[04:04.57] yǐn sī bèi bó kè quán bù bào guāng
[04:07.38] gāng gāng hǎo
[04:08.69]
[04:10.26] wǒ mò luàn jiǎng
[04:12.57]
[04:13.88] gāng gāng hǎo
[04:15.38]
[04:17.07] wǒ hái zhèng cháng
[04:18.82]
[04:22.32] zǎo shàng sì diǎn jiù dé qǐ, chū qù liàn qīng gōng qù
[04:25.70] gāng yī chū qù, jǐng chá guò lái le
[04:28.01] hāi, hǎn wǒ, wǒ xīn lǐ bù kuī a
[04:30.88] wǒ kě méi fàn shì a, gàn ma a, chén liàn dōu bù xǔ ma
[04:35.19] . xǔ! huí qù bǎ kù zi chuān shang xiào shēng
[04:38.69]
[04:39.51] gàn shén me yě méi yǒu guāng zhe chū lái de, qǐ měng le. xiào shēng
[04:43.51] dào dǐ wèi shí me wǒ men yǒu diǎn yàn juàn
[04:48.13]
[04:50.07] dào dǐ zěn yàng míng xīng cái néng chéng xiān
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[04:57.07] dé dào qù xī tiān
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[05:00.51] néng bù néng hái yào liǎn
[05:02.26]
[05:04.01] gāng gāng hǎo
[05:04.88]
[05:05.51] wǒ méi fēng diān
[05:07.82]
[05:11.07] gāng gāng hǎo
[05:11.70]
[05:12.51] wǒ yǒu yú qiān
[05:14.69]
[05:17.88] gāng gāng hǎo
[05:18.95] jiù kuài guò nián
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[05:23.51] āi, gàn ma ne nǐ, dǎi nà gè fēi jī lā xiàn de