![[念白]哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈(1925年高亭公司唱片1面)](/storage/53/528838.jpg "[念白]哈哈哈哈啊哈哈哈(1925年高亭公司唱片1面)")
| [00:00] | 审头刺汤【1925年高亭唱片2面】 |
| [00:04] | 马连良饰陆炳 马富禄饰汤勤 胡子元京胡 律凤山司鼓 |
| [00:11] | 陆炳【白】啊哈，啊哈 |
| [00:19] | 啊哈哈哈哈 |
| [00:31] | 呵呵哈哈哈哈哈哈！ |
| [00:35] | 汤勤【白】啊 老大人，为何发笑啊？ |
| [00:39] | 陆炳【白】我笑你这两句话是颠而又狂，尊而又大 |
| [00:46] | 汤勤【白】啊，怎见得？ |
| [00:49] | 陆炳【白】我方才问道，那严爷可是狼？ |
| [00:53] | 你说道他不是狼 |
| [00:54] | 我又问道他是虎？ |
| [00:57] | 你又说道他不是虎 |
| [01:00] | 纵然是狼我有打狼的汉子 |
| [01:03] | 纵然是虎我有擒虎的英雄 |
| [01:07] | 想我陆炳乃是二甲进士出身 |
| [01:10] | 为官以来一不欺君 二不罔上 |
| [01:14] | 三不贪赃、四不卖法 |
| [01:17] | 我做官做的是嘉靖皇上的官 |
| [01:21] | 又不曾做他严府的官 |
| [01:24] | 又不是他严府走狗、使用的奴才 |
| [01:33] | 我陆炳奉了天子令诏审问人头 |
| [01:38] | 你不过是奉了严大人一句话，前来会审人头 |
| [01:45] | 我与那严大人乃是一殿为臣 |
| [01:49] | 你到此我不过是看其上敬其下 |
| [01:54] | 才赐了你一个座位 |
| [01:57] | 你就该在一旁耳闻目睹，听其自然才是 |
| [02:02] | 怎么？你一不耳闻二不目睹 |
| [02:06] | 又道人头是真，又道人头是假 |
| [02:09] | 真假难辨、反复无常！ |
| [02:17] | 你来在我这锦衣卫大堂这么摆来摆去 |
| [02:23] | 可我又不买你的字画呀！ |
| [02:29] | 呵呵，真乃是无羞无耻、不知自爱，左右 |
| [02:34] | 撤座！ |
| [00:00] | shen tou ci tang 1925 nian gao ting chang pian 2 mian |
| [00:04] | ma lian liang shi lu bing ma fu lu shi tang qin hu zi yuan jing hu lv feng shan si gu |
| [00:11] | lu bing bai a ha, a ha |
| [00:19] | a ha ha ha ha |
| [00:31] | he he ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
| [00:35] | tang qin bai a lao da ren, wei he fa xiao a? |
| [00:39] | lu bing bai wo xiao ni zhe liang ju hua shi dian er you kuang, zun er you da |
| [00:46] | tang qin bai a, zen jian de? |
| [00:49] | lu bing bai wo fang cai wen dao, na yan ye ke shi lang? |
| [00:53] | ni shuo dao ta bu shi lang |
| [00:54] | wo you wen dao ta shi hu? |
| [00:57] | ni you shuo dao ta bu shi hu |
| [01:00] | zong ran shi lang wo you da lang de han zi |
| [01:03] | zong ran shi hu wo you qin hu de ying xiong |
| [01:07] | xiang wo lu bing nai shi er jia jin shi chu shen |
| [01:10] | wei guan yi lai yi bu qi jun er bu wang shang |
| [01:14] | san bu tan zang si bu mai fa |
| [01:17] | wo zuo guan zuo de shi jia jing huang shang de guan |
| [01:21] | you bu ceng zuo ta yan fu de guan |
| [01:24] | you bu shi ta yan fu zou gou shi yong de nu cai |
| [01:33] | wo lu bing feng le tian zi ling zhao shen wen ren tou |
| [01:38] | ni bu guo shi feng le yan da ren yi ju hua, qian lai hui shen ren tou |
| [01:45] | wo yu na yan da ren nai shi yi dian wei chen |
| [01:49] | ni dao ci wo bu guo shi kan qi shang jing qi xia |
| [01:54] | cai ci le ni yi ge zuo wei |
| [01:57] | ni jiu gai zai yi pang er wen mu du, ting qi zi ran cai shi |
| [02:02] | zen me? ni yi bu er wen er bu mu du |
| [02:06] | you dao ren tou shi zhen, you dao ren tou shi jia |
| [02:09] | zhen jia nan bian fan fu wu chang! |
| [02:17] | ni lai zai wo zhe jin yi wei da tang zhe me bai lai bai qu |
| [02:23] | ke wo you bu mai ni de zi hua ya! |
| [02:29] | he he, zhen nai shi wu xiu wu chi bu zhi zi ai, zuo you |
| [02:34] | che zuo! |
| [00:00] | shěn tóu cì tāng 1925 nián gāo tíng chàng piān 2 miàn |
| [00:04] | mǎ lián liáng shì lù bǐng mǎ fù lù shì tāng qín hú zǐ yuán jīng hú lǜ fèng shān sī gǔ |
| [00:11] | lù bǐng bái ā hā, ā hā |
| [00:19] | ā hā hā hā hā |
| [00:31] | hē hē hā hā hā hā hā hā! |
| [00:35] | tāng qín bái a lǎo dà rén, wèi hé fā xiào a? |
| [00:39] | lù bǐng bái wǒ xiào nǐ zhè liǎng jù huà shì diān ér yòu kuáng, zūn ér yòu dà |
| [00:46] | tāng qín bái a, zěn jiàn de? |
| [00:49] | lù bǐng bái wǒ fāng cái wèn dào, nà yán yé kě shì láng? |
| [00:53] | nǐ shuō dào tā bú shì láng |
| [00:54] | wǒ yòu wèn dào tā shì hǔ? |
| [00:57] | nǐ yòu shuō dào tā bú shì hǔ |
| [01:00] | zòng rán shì láng wǒ yǒu dǎ láng de hàn zi |
| [01:03] | zòng rán shì hǔ wǒ yǒu qín hǔ de yīng xióng |
| [01:07] | xiǎng wǒ lù bǐng nǎi shì èr jiǎ jìn shì chū shēn |
| [01:10] | wèi guān yǐ lái yī bù qī jūn èr bù wǎng shàng |
| [01:14] | sān bù tān zāng sì bù mài fǎ |
| [01:17] | wǒ zuò guān zuò de shì jiā jìng huáng shàng de guān |
| [01:21] | yòu bù céng zuò tā yán fǔ de guān |
| [01:24] | yòu bú shì tā yán fǔ zǒu gǒu shǐ yòng de nú cái |
| [01:33] | wǒ lù bǐng fèng le tiān zǐ lìng zhào shěn wèn rén tóu |
| [01:38] | nǐ bù guò shì fèng le yán dà rén yī jù huà, qián lái huì shěn rén tóu |
| [01:45] | wǒ yǔ nà yán dà rén nǎi shì yī diàn wèi chén |
| [01:49] | nǐ dào cǐ wǒ bù guò shì kàn qí shàng jìng qí xià |
| [01:54] | cái cì le nǐ yí gè zuò wèi |
| [01:57] | nǐ jiù gāi zài yī páng ěr wén mù dǔ, tīng qí zì rán cái shì |
| [02:02] | zěn me? nǐ yī bù ěr wén èr bù mù dǔ |
| [02:06] | yòu dào rén tóu shì zhēn, yòu dào rén tóu shì jiǎ |
| [02:09] | zhēn jiǎ nán biàn fǎn fù wú cháng! |
| [02:17] | nǐ lái zài wǒ zhè jǐn yī wèi dà táng zhè me bǎi lái bǎi qù |
| [02:23] | kě wǒ yòu bù mǎi nǐ de zì huà ya! |
| [02:29] | hē hē, zhēn nǎi shì wú xiū wú chǐ bù zhī zì ài, zuǒ yòu |
| [02:34] | chè zuò! |
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