| 歌曲 | I'd Like to Have a Problem Like That |
| 歌手 | Joe Diffie |
| 专辑 | Third Rock from the Sun |
| 作词 : Greenebaum, Martin, Whipple | |
| I'm not a wealthy man, don't pay for my suntan | |
| I work out in the heat and the cold | |
| Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf | |
| 'Stead of just another sheep in the fold | |
| I hear the rich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar | |
| And cry about a luxury tax | |
| They won't let him write off his lil' eighty-foot yacht | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Yeah, I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac | |
| Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. | |
| He looked like a tall Tom Cruise | |
| He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy | |
| They're burning both ends of his fuse | |
| He says he's suffocating, he needs a vacation | |
| From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Be a one-man woman juggling act | |
| How many can you keep in the air before you lose track | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| I'd like to be too rich, I'd to be too thin | |
| I'd like to be too young, I'd like to be too in | |
| Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life | |
| And how much can I get for the movie rights | |
| Oh, I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack | |
| Should I drag 'em through court | |
| Or tell 'em to kiss my fax | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that | |
| Give me those problems | |
| I think that I could solve 'em | |
| I'd like to have a problem like that |
| zuò cí : Greenebaum, Martin, Whipple | |
| I' m not a wealthy man, don' t pay for my suntan | |
| I work out in the heat and the cold | |
| Sometimes I' d like to be the big, bad wolf | |
| ' Stead of just another sheep in the fold | |
| I hear the rich man holler ' bout the shrinking dollar | |
| And cry about a luxury tax | |
| They won' t let him write off his lil' eightyfoot yacht | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Yeah, I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Should I buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac | |
| Do I wanna drive fast or just ride around in the back | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| I saw a celebrity talkin' on the T. V. | |
| He looked like a tall Tom Cruise | |
| He' s seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy | |
| They' re burning both ends of his fuse | |
| He says he' s suffocating, he needs a vacation | |
| From all the kissing and hugging, the sweet talk and loving | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Oh, I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Be a oneman woman juggling act | |
| How many can you keep in the air before you lose track | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| I' d like to be too rich, I' d to be too thin | |
| I' d like to be too young, I' d like to be too in | |
| Should I kiss and tell, write a book on my life | |
| And how much can I get for the movie rights | |
| Oh, I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Be a tabloid star at the checkout rack | |
| Should I drag ' em through court | |
| Or tell ' em to kiss my fax | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that | |
| Give me those problems | |
| I think that I could solve ' em | |
| I' d like to have a problem like that |