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Girls are a thing that have always mystified me |
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One thing |
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I'll never understand |
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There's more of those girls than us boys |
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But they never seem to be at hand |
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Well, I decided |
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I was gonna be a real lady killer |
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I was gonna get more than my share |
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So I went out hunting and soon found out |
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It's safer hunting grizzly bear. |
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So much for the lady killer |
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You never could |
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So much for the lady killer |
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You just ain't no good. |
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Let me tell you 'bout number one |
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She sure was fun |
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I met her at a dance it was my first romance, |
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I was a lucky son of a gun |
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We danced for a while then she flashed a smile |
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So I said let's take a walk outside |
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She said I don't think |
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I'd better, here comes my fella |
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He had shoulders four feet wide. |
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So much for the lady killer |
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You haven't got a clue |
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So much for the lady killer |
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The ladies are killing you. |
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Well I was getting frustrated |
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Sweet sixteen and never been kissed |
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I got infuriated (down down) |
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Not even one girl on my telephone list. |
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So I went to |
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Amsterdam and wham bam |
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I was caught out in the rain |
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I ran into a restaurant |
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My legs were crossed with the pain |
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I asked a waitress where the mens room was |
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But she didn't understand |
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So I pointed to the place and she slapped my face |
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I ended up on the witness stand. |
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So much for the lady killer |
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So juvenile |
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So much for the lady killer |
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You ain't got no style. |
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Well I was getting frustrated |
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Sweet sixteen and never been kissed |
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I got infuriated (down down) |
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Not even one girl on my telephone list. |
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So I went along to the doctor |
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I said, doctor is there something wrong with me? |
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He said, stick out your tongue, say aagh and now cough |
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Not as far as |
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I can see |
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Oooh you're trying too hard, sit down and relax |
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I'll tell you what you gotta do |
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Thre ain't no sense in running after them |
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Well turn around and let them run after you. |
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So much for the lady killer |
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It wasn't meant to be |
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So much for the lady killer |
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You'd better run off to sea |
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There you can be a maneater, maneater |
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Queen bee baby |
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Queen bee baby. |