歌曲 | Code Monkey |
歌手 | Jonathan Coulton |
专辑 | Thing a Week Three |
[00:00.710] | Code Monkey get up get coffee |
[00:03.410] | Code Monkey go to job |
[00:06.550] | Code Monkey have boring meeting |
[00:09.430] | With boring manager Rob |
[00:11.850] | Rob say Code Monkey very diligent Rob |
[00:15.610] | But his output stink |
[00:18.400] | His code not “functional” or “elegant” |
[00:21.260] | What do Code Monkey think? |
[00:23.100] | Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself |
[00:29.660] | Code Monkey not say it out loud |
[00:31.770] | Code Monkey not crazy, just proud |
[00:35.360] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[00:37.950] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[00:40.970] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[00:43.930] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[00:47.100] | Code Monkey like you(2X) |
[01:00.420] | Code Monkey hang around at front desk |
[01:03.760] | Tell you sweater look nice |
[01:06.400] | Code Monkey offer buy you soda |
[01:09.410] | Bring you cup, bring you ice |
[01:12.440] | You say no thank you for the soda cause |
[01:15.410] | Soda make you fat |
[01:18.410] | Anyway you busy with the telephone |
[01:21.270] | No time for chat |
[01:23.060] | Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work |
[01:28.870] | Code Monkey not thinking so straight |
[01:32.430] | Code Monkey not feeling so great |
[01:35.250] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[01:37.820] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[01:40.940] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[01:44.060] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[01:47.010] | Code Monkey like you |
[01:53.240] | Code Monkey like you a lot |
[02:06.580] | Code Monkey have every reason |
[02:09.560] | To get out this place |
[02:12.420] | Code Monkey just keep on working |
[02:15.220] | See your soft pretty face |
[02:18.360] | Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake |
[02:21.410] | Take bath, take nap |
[02:24.470] | This job “fulfilling in creative way” |
[02:27.430] | Such a load of crap |
[02:29.080] | Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you |
[02:35.090] | Code Monkey just waiting for now |
[02:38.150] | Code Monkey say someday, somehow |
[02:41.190] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[02:44.170] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[02:46.950] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[02:50.060] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[02:52.760] | Code Monkey like you(2X) |
[00:00.710] | Code Monkey get up get coffee |
[00:03.410] | Code Monkey go to job |
[00:06.550] | Code Monkey have boring meeting |
[00:09.430] | With boring manager Rob |
[00:11.850] | Rob say Code Monkey very diligent Rob |
[00:15.610] | But his output stink |
[00:18.400] | His code not " functional" or " elegant" |
[00:21.260] | What do Code Monkey think? |
[00:23.100] | Code Monkey think maybe manager want to write god damned login page himself |
[00:29.660] | Code Monkey not say it out loud |
[00:31.770] | Code Monkey not crazy, just proud |
[00:35.360] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[00:37.950] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[00:40.970] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[00:43.930] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[00:47.100] | Code Monkey like you 2X |
[01:00.420] | Code Monkey hang around at front desk |
[01:03.760] | Tell you sweater look nice |
[01:06.400] | Code Monkey offer buy you soda |
[01:09.410] | Bring you cup, bring you ice |
[01:12.440] | You say no thank you for the soda cause |
[01:15.410] | Soda make you fat |
[01:18.410] | Anyway you busy with the telephone |
[01:21.270] | No time for chat |
[01:23.060] | Code Monkey have long walk back to cubicle he sit down pretend to work |
[01:28.870] | Code Monkey not thinking so straight |
[01:32.430] | Code Monkey not feeling so great |
[01:35.250] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[01:37.820] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[01:40.940] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[01:44.060] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[01:47.010] | Code Monkey like you |
[01:53.240] | Code Monkey like you a lot |
[02:06.580] | Code Monkey have every reason |
[02:09.560] | To get out this place |
[02:12.420] | Code Monkey just keep on working |
[02:15.220] | See your soft pretty face |
[02:18.360] | Much rather wake up, eat a coffee cake |
[02:21.410] | Take bath, take nap |
[02:24.470] | This job " fulfilling in creative way" |
[02:27.430] | Such a load of crap |
[02:29.080] | Code Monkey think someday he have everything even pretty girl like you |
[02:35.090] | Code Monkey just waiting for now |
[02:38.150] | Code Monkey say someday, somehow |
[02:41.190] | Code Monkey like Fritos |
[02:44.170] | Code Monkey like Tab and Mountain Dew |
[02:46.950] | Code Monkey very simple man |
[02:50.060] | With big warm fuzzy secret heart: |
[02:52.760] | Code Monkey like you 2X |
[00:00.71] | chéng xù yuán qǐ shēn hē kā fēi |
[00:03.41] | chéng xù yuán shàng bān qù |
[00:06.55] | chéng xù yuán kāi le gè wú liáo de huì |
[00:09.43] | yì qǐ kāi huì de shàng sī Rob yě gòu wú liáo |
[00:11.85] | shuō chéng xù yuán hěn qín fèn |
[00:15.61] | dàn zuò de dōng xī què bù xíng |
[00:18.40] | tā de dài mǎ" yòng bù liǎo" huò" bù gòu hǎo" |
[00:21.26] | chéng xù yuán zài xiǎng shén me? |
[00:23.10] | chéng xù yuán xiǎng, shàng sī kě néng xiǎng gān cuì zì jǐ lái xiě nà gè TMD dēng lù yè |
[00:29.66] | chéng xù yuán méi dà shēng shuō chū lái |
[00:31.77] | chéng xù yuán kě méi fēng, zhǐ shì yǒu diǎn dé yì |
[00:35.36] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān chī Fritos shǔ piàn |
[00:37.95] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān hē Tab hé Mountain Dew |
[00:40.97] | chéng xù yuán shì gè zhí shuǎng rén |
[00:43.93] | xīn lǐ cáng zhe diǎn wēn nuǎn de mì mì: |
[00:47.10] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān nǐ |
[01:00.42] | chéng xù yuán zài qián tái hùn zhe |
[01:03.76] | shuō nǐ de máo xiàn yī zhēn hǎo kàn |
[01:06.40] | chéng xù yuán gěi nǐ mǎi sū dá shuǐ |
[01:09.41] | hái sòng shàng bēi zi hé bīng kuài |
[01:12.44] | nǐ shuō xiè xiè, bù yòng le |
[01:15.41] | yīn wèi hē sū dá shuǐ huì biàn pàng |
[01:18.41] | nǐ dé máng zhe jiē diàn huà |
[01:21.27] | méi shí jiān xián liáo |
[01:23.06] | chéng xù yuán zǒu huí xiǎo gé jiān, zuò xià jiǎ zhuāng gōng zuò |
[01:28.87] | chéng xù yuán méi xiǎng tōng |
[01:32.43] | chéng xù yuán gǎn jué bù tài hǎo |
[01:35.25] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān chī Fritos shǔ piàn |
[01:37.82] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān hē Tab hé Mountain Dew |
[01:40.94] | chéng xù yuán shì gè shuǎng zhí rén |
[01:44.06] | xīn lǐ cáng zhe diǎn wēn nuǎn de mì mì |
[01:47.01] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān nǐ |
[01:53.24] | chéng xù yuán hěn xǐ huān nǐ |
[02:06.58] | chéng xù yuán yǒu lǐ yóu |
[02:09.56] | lí kāi zhè gè dì fāng |
[02:12.42] | chéng xù yuán hái shì liú xià lái gōng zuò |
[02:15.22] | kàn zhe nǐ kě ài róu ruǎn de liǎn |
[02:18.36] | xǐng lái, kā fēi dàn gāo zuò zǎo cān |
[02:21.41] | xǐ zǎo, shuì jiào |
[02:24.47] | zhè gōng zuò" chuàng yì wú qióng" |
[02:27.43] | zhēn shì fèi huà yī duī |
[02:29.08] | chéng xù yuán yǐ wéi zǒng yǒu yì tiān huì de dào yī qiè, bāo kuò xiàng nǐ yì bān hǎo de nǚ hái |
[02:35.09] | chéng xù yuán zài děng dài |
[02:38.15] | chéng xù yuán shuō, zǒng yǒu yì tiān, zǒng huì shí xiàn |
[02:41.19] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān chī Fritos shǔ piàn |
[02:44.17] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān hē Tab hé Mountain Dew |
[02:46.95] | chéng xù yuán shì gè shuǎng zhí rén |
[02:50.06] | xīn lǐ cáng zhe diǎn wēn nuǎn de mì mì |
[02:52.76] | chéng xù yuán xǐ huān nǐ |