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Washington came first and he was perfect |
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John Adams kept us out of war with France |
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Jefferson made a Louisiana Purchase |
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In 1812 James Madison kicked the British in the pants |
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James Monroe told Europe they could suck it |
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John Quincy Adams looked just like his Dad |
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Andrew Jackson got rid of all the Indians |
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Van Buren served one term but he wasn't bad |
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William Henry Harrison died early |
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John Tyler annexed Texas from Mexico |
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James K. Polk fought Mexico to keep it |
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Taylor was a Mexican War hero |
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Filmore gave a boat to Commodore Perry |
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Pierce repealed the Missouri Compromise |
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Buchanan saw the Civil War's beginnings |
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Lincoln saved the Union, then he died |
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Andrew Johnson just survived impeachment |
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General Grant enjoyed a drink or two |
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Rutherford B. Hayes ended reconstruction |
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Garfield was assassinated in 1882 |
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Arthur suspended Chinese immigration |
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Cleveland made the railroad people squirm |
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Harrison signed the Sherman Anti-Trust Act |
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Grover Cleveland served another term |
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McKinley kept the Spanish out of Cuba |
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Roosevelt was handy with a gun |
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Taft was big and fat and had a mustache |
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Wilson kicked some ass in World War I |
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Harding said let's laissez faire with business |
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Coolidge made the roaring 20's roar |
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Hoover screwed the pooch in the Great Depression |
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Then Roosevelt beat the Nazis in a war |
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Truman dropped the bomb on Hiroshima |
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Eisenhower kept the commies well in hand |
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Kennedy was killed by a magic bullet |
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Johnson murdered kids in Vietnam |
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Nixon was a sweating filthy liar |
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Ford gave Nixon pardon for his crimes |
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Carter lusted in his heart for peanuts |
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Reagan won the Cold War and lost his mind |
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George Bush senior poked at Saddam Hussein |
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Clinton gave an intern a cigar |
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W's legacy's a work in progress |
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That is all the presidents so far |
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In the year 2005 we're out of money |
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Somewhere surely freedom's on the march |
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I don't like to make political statements |
