| 歌曲 | Bozo's Lament |
| 歌手 | Jonathan Coulton |
| 专辑 | Smoking Monkey |
| 作曲 : Coulton | |
| I guess because my name is Bozo | |
| I was destined to be a clown, | |
| But when I joined the traveling circus | |
| I didn't think that it would bring me down | |
| Make me angry like a sniper in a tower | |
| And every Saturday, | |
| I take off my nose and say never more | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a work week | |
| It's in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| I should have been a lion tamer | |
| Those guys get all the girls | |
| In a cage in satin tights | |
| In a mane of golden curls | |
| Everybody loves the guy who lives in danger | |
| But in the center ring | |
| I'm safe from everything except for | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a workweek | |
| It's in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| The other night I dreamed of Arthur | |
| Ex-human-cannonball | |
| In the dream he asked the question | |
| Do I fly or do I fall? | |
| What's the difference | |
| Either way he's still a dead man | |
| And he's finally free | |
| No longer has to be up on stage | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a workweek | |
| It's in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| Yeah it sucks to be a clown | |
| Should have never been a clown | |
| ’Cause it sucks to be a clown |
| zuò qǔ : Coulton | |
| I guess because my name is Bozo | |
| I was destined to be a clown, | |
| But when I joined the traveling circus | |
| I didn' t think that it would bring me down | |
| Make me angry like a sniper in a tower | |
| And every Saturday, | |
| I take off my nose and say never more | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a work week | |
| It' s in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| I should have been a lion tamer | |
| Those guys get all the girls | |
| In a cage in satin tights | |
| In a mane of golden curls | |
| Everybody loves the guy who lives in danger | |
| But in the center ring | |
| I' m safe from everything except for | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a workweek | |
| It' s in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| The other night I dreamed of Arthur | |
| Exhumancannonball | |
| In the dream he asked the question | |
| Do I fly or do I fall? | |
| What' s the difference | |
| Either way he' s still a dead man | |
| And he' s finally free | |
| No longer has to be up on stage | |
| Pie in my face | |
| Five days a workweek | |
| It' s in my face | |
| Pie in my face | |
| It sucks to be a clown | |
| Yeah it sucks to be a clown | |
| Should have never been a clown | |
| ' Cause it sucks to be a clown |