歌曲 | Christmas Is Interesting |
歌手 | Jonathan Coulton |
专辑 | Smoking Monkey |
作曲 : Coulton | |
You have put on your feety pajamas | |
It's time for a long winter's nap | |
There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there | |
He wants you to sit on his lap | |
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush | |
Your wife gets a wig on a chain | |
He says he can't stay | |
Cause he's got a long way to go | |
And it's starting to rain | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It's so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry | |
So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist | |
Maybe you're a train with square wheels | |
Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam | |
Now you know how Jesus feels | |
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud | |
His mansion is lonely and cold | |
He can't remember a pleasant December | |
When he wasn't tired and old | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It's so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry | |
So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart | |
You once had a wonderful life | |
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car | |
You yelled at your favorite wife | |
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley | |
He comes to make you feel brave | |
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke | |
And a finger that points at your grave | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It's so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry |
zuò qǔ : Coulton | |
You have put on your feety pajamas | |
It' s time for a long winter' s nap | |
There' s a knock on the door and a stranger is there | |
He wants you to sit on his lap | |
He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush | |
Your wife gets a wig on a chain | |
He says he can' t stay | |
Cause he' s got a long way to go | |
And it' s starting to rain | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It' s so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry | |
So you' re an elf, but you' d rather be a dentist | |
Maybe you' re a train with square wheels | |
Maybe you' re a squirt gun that only shoots jam | |
Now you know how Jesus feels | |
He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud | |
His mansion is lonely and cold | |
He can' t remember a pleasant December | |
When he wasn' t tired and old | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It' s so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry | |
So you' re drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart | |
You once had a wonderful life | |
Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car | |
You yelled at your favorite wife | |
You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley | |
He comes to make you feel brave | |
But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke | |
And a finger that points at your grave | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a knife in your heart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
How it tears you apart | |
Christmas is interesting | |
Like a stick in your eye | |
It' s so freaking interesting | |
That it might make you cry |