| 歌曲 | Whiskers |
| 歌手 | Jandek |
| 专辑 | Twelfth Apostle |
| Whiskers, whiskers, whiskers, whiskers | |
| I see whiskers on your face | |
| The way you look is a disgrace | |
| I guess nothing could take the place of your whiskers, your whiskers | |
| Ha ha, have to laugh you see ’ | |
| Cause this is where | |
| I’d like to be | |
| This and that would seem quite strange | |
| And you couldn’t even want to die | |
| If the problem was like that | |
| You can say that to the cutter | |
| Oh no no I think you better | |
| You see we were thinking of leaving too |
| Whiskers, whiskers, whiskers, whiskers | |
| I see whiskers on your face | |
| The way you look is a disgrace | |
| I guess nothing could take the place of your whiskers, your whiskers | |
| Ha ha, have to laugh you see ' | |
| Cause this is where | |
| I' d like to be | |
| This and that would seem quite strange | |
| And you couldn' t even want to die | |
| If the problem was like that | |
| You can say that to the cutter | |
| Oh no no I think you better | |
| You see we were thinking of leaving too |