[ti:国产机不能上飞机] | |
[ar:莫爱河往生] | |
[al:酱花] | |
[00:00.00] | 作曲 : 莫爱河往生 |
[00:00.350] | 作词 : 莫爱河往生 |
[00:01.52] | 莫爱河往生-国产机不能上飞机 |
[00:03.72] | 作曲:莫爱河往生 |
[00:05.95] | 作词:莫爱河往生 |
[00:07.84] | 编曲:刘小希 |
[00:10.10] | 演唱:莫爱河往生 |
[00:13.58] | 一如往常打开微博 |
[00:15.95] | 一条热点吸引了我 |
[00:18.32] | 国产机不能上飞机 |
[00:20.76] | 让我看看什么问题 |
[00:23.26] | 视频机场一男一女 |
[00:25.48] | 他们好像正在撕逼 |
[00:28.21] | 女的说话很是滑稽 |
[00:30.44] | 出口成脏的大道理 |
[00:32.90] | 故事还得从头说起 |
[00:35.39] | 人来人往都在赶机 |
[00:37.93] | 男的碰掉了她的手机 |
[00:40.25] | 确实真的不是故意 |
[00:42.71] | 然后男的表示歉意 |
[00:45.04] | 女的却依然咄咄相逼 |
[00:47.68] | 她说这是在美国买的 |
[00:50.04] | 苹果6S玫瑰金的 |
[00:52.58] | 国产机不能上飞机 |
[00:57.22] | 霉女有没有告诉你 |
[01:02.32] | 所以以后要要注意 |
[01:07.05] | 注意藏好你的金立 |
[02:00.85] | 欢迎回来我们继续 |
[02:03.13] | 男的问多少钱可以 |
[02:05.63] | 比城墙还厚的脸皮 |
[02:08.10] | 开口就是五万起底 |
[02:10.60] | 男的实在感到无语 |
[02:13.00] | 她把机票也加进去 |
[02:15.45] | 不就一苹果不至于 |
[02:17.84] | 女的说就苹果怎么地 |
[02:20.24] | 然后句句你赔不起 |
[02:22.74] | 边说还边抢他手机 |
[02:25.23] | 用得这是什么破玩意 |
[02:27.53] | 素质低才用国产机 |
[02:30.04] | 男的终于开始反击 |
[02:32.49] | 说她脑子是否有问题 |
[02:34.86] | 女的冒火丢掉他手机 |
[02:37.41] | 带着骂声扬长而去 |
[02:39.64] | 国产机不能上飞机 |
[02:44.58] | 霉女有木有告诉你 |
[02:49.50] | 所以以后要要注意 |
[02:54.28] | 注意藏好你的金立 |
[02:59.07] | 国产机不能上飞机 |
[03:04.13] | 你放得是哪国的屁 |
[03:08.98] | 堂堂中国有十三亿 |
[03:13.85] | 静静的看你装逼 |
ti: guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji | |
ar: mo ai he wang sheng | |
al: jiang hua | |
[00:00.00] | zuo qu : mo ai he wang sheng |
[00:00.350] | zuo ci : mo ai he wang sheng |
[00:01.52] | mo ai he wang sheng guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji |
[00:03.72] | zuo qu: mo ai he wang sheng |
[00:05.95] | zuo ci: mo ai he wang sheng |
[00:07.84] | bian qu: liu xiao xi |
[00:10.10] | yan chang: mo ai he wang sheng |
[00:13.58] | yi ru wang chang da kai wei bo |
[00:15.95] | yi tiao re dian xi yin le wo |
[00:18.32] | guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji |
[00:20.76] | rang wo kan kan shen me wen ti |
[00:23.26] | shi pin ji chang yi nan yi nv |
[00:25.48] | ta men hao xiang zheng zai si bi |
[00:28.21] | nv de shuo hua hen shi hua ji |
[00:30.44] | chu kou cheng zang de da dao li |
[00:32.90] | gu shi hai de cong tou shuo qi |
[00:35.39] | ren lai ren wang dou zai gan ji |
[00:37.93] | nan de peng diao le ta de shou ji |
[00:40.25] | que shi zhen de bu shi gu yi |
[00:42.71] | ran hou nan de biao shi qian yi |
[00:45.04] | nv de que yi ran duo duo xiang bi |
[00:47.68] | ta shuo zhe shi zai mei guo mai de |
[00:50.04] | ping guo 6S mei gui jin de |
[00:52.58] | guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji |
[00:57.22] | mei nv you mei you gao su ni |
[01:02.32] | suo yi yi hou yao yao zhu yi |
[01:07.05] | zhu yi cang hao ni de jin li |
[02:00.85] | huan ying hui lai wo men ji xu |
[02:03.13] | nan de wen duo shao qian ke yi |
[02:05.63] | bi cheng qiang hai hou de lian pi |
[02:08.10] | kai kou jiu shi wu wan qi di |
[02:10.60] | nan de shi zai gan dao wu yu |
[02:13.00] | ta ba ji piao ye jia jin qu |
[02:15.45] | bu jiu yi ping guo bu zhi yu |
[02:17.84] | nv de shuo jiu ping guo zen me di |
[02:20.24] | ran hou ju ju ni pei bu qi |
[02:22.74] | bian shuo hai bian qiang ta shou ji |
[02:25.23] | yong de zhe shi shen me po wan yi |
[02:27.53] | su zhi di cai yong guo chan ji |
[02:30.04] | nan de zhong yu kai shi fan ji |
[02:32.49] | shuo ta nao zi shi fou you wen ti |
[02:34.86] | nv de mao huo diu diao ta shou ji |
[02:37.41] | dai zhe ma sheng yang chang er qu |
[02:39.64] | guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji |
[02:44.58] | mei nv you mu you gao su ni |
[02:49.50] | suo yi yi hou yao yao zhu yi |
[02:54.28] | zhu yi cang hao ni de jin li |
[02:59.07] | guo chan ji bu neng shang fei ji |
[03:04.13] | ni fang de shi na guo de pi |
[03:08.98] | tang tang zhong guo you shi san yi |
[03:13.85] | jing jing de kan ni zhuang bi |
ti: guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī | |
ar: mò ài hé wǎng shēng | |
al: jiàng huā | |
[00:00.00] | zuò qǔ : mò ài hé wǎng shēng |
[00:00.350] | zuò cí : mò ài hé wǎng shēng |
[00:01.52] | mò ài hé wǎng shēng guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī |
[00:03.72] | zuò qǔ: mò ài hé wǎng shēng |
[00:05.95] | zuò cí: mò ài hé wǎng shēng |
[00:07.84] | biān qǔ: liú xiǎo xī |
[00:10.10] | yǎn chàng: mò ài hé wǎng shēng |
[00:13.58] | yī rú wǎng cháng dǎ kāi wēi bó |
[00:15.95] | yī tiáo rè diǎn xī yǐn le wǒ |
[00:18.32] | guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī |
[00:20.76] | ràng wǒ kàn kàn shén me wèn tí |
[00:23.26] | shì pín jī chǎng yī nán yī nǚ |
[00:25.48] | tā men hǎo xiàng zhèng zài sī bī |
[00:28.21] | nǚ de shuō huà hěn shì huá jī |
[00:30.44] | chū kǒu chéng zàng de dà dào lǐ |
[00:32.90] | gù shì hái dé cóng tóu shuō qǐ |
[00:35.39] | rén lái rén wǎng dōu zài gǎn jī |
[00:37.93] | nán de pèng diào le tā de shǒu jī |
[00:40.25] | què shí zhēn de bú shì gù yì |
[00:42.71] | rán hòu nán de biǎo shì qiàn yì |
[00:45.04] | nǚ de què yī rán duō duō xiāng bī |
[00:47.68] | tā shuō zhè shì zài měi guó mǎi de |
[00:50.04] | píng guǒ 6S méi guī jīn de |
[00:52.58] | guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī |
[00:57.22] | méi nǚ yǒu méi yǒu gào sù nǐ |
[01:02.32] | suǒ yǐ yǐ hòu yào yào zhù yì |
[01:07.05] | zhù yì cáng hǎo nǐ de jīn lì |
[02:00.85] | huān yíng huí lái wǒ men jì xù |
[02:03.13] | nán de wèn duō shǎo qián kě yǐ |
[02:05.63] | bǐ chéng qiáng hái hòu de liǎn pí |
[02:08.10] | kāi kǒu jiù shì wǔ wàn qǐ dǐ |
[02:10.60] | nán de shí zài gǎn dào wú yǔ |
[02:13.00] | tā bǎ jī piào yě jiā jìn qù |
[02:15.45] | bù jiù yī píng guǒ bù zhì yú |
[02:17.84] | nǚ de shuō jiù píng guǒ zěn me dì |
[02:20.24] | rán hòu jù jù nǐ péi bù qǐ |
[02:22.74] | biān shuō hái biān qiǎng tā shǒu jī |
[02:25.23] | yòng de zhè shì shén me pò wán yì |
[02:27.53] | sù zhì dī cái yòng guó chǎn jī |
[02:30.04] | nán de zhōng yú kāi shǐ fǎn jī |
[02:32.49] | shuō tā nǎo zi shì fǒu yǒu wèn tí |
[02:34.86] | nǚ de mào huǒ diū diào tā shǒu jī |
[02:37.41] | dài zhe mà shēng yáng cháng ér qù |
[02:39.64] | guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī |
[02:44.58] | méi nǚ yǒu mù yǒu gào sù nǐ |
[02:49.50] | suǒ yǐ yǐ hòu yào yào zhù yì |
[02:54.28] | zhù yì cáng hǎo nǐ de jīn lì |
[02:59.07] | guó chǎn jī bù néng shàng fēi jī |
[03:04.13] | nǐ fàng dé shì nǎ guó de pì |
[03:08.98] | táng táng zhōng guó yǒu shí sān yì |
[03:13.85] | jìng jìng de kàn nǐ zhuāng bī |