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Dum diti dum dang dang di dum2 bums in an alley with a bottle of rum1 bum said look jack |
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I'm the *************t |
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Put his knees to his ears and sucked his own ************* |
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My mothers crazy |
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I think she sniffs glue |
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She never liked me and |
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I know that's true |
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Kicked me out the crib be'cause |
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I got a tattoo |
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No one loves me and no one cares |
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And all I ever get is funny stares |
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I can't help it if |
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I'm nothin but a wino |
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So I hang at the zoo chillin with the rhinos |
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Stealin' bottles of booze outta a & p |
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I know a girl at denny's and |
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I always eat free |
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Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper |
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For chris**as |
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I bought the old man the clapper |
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I'm so dapper u can call me dan |
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But they call me round eye when |
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I'm chilin in japan |
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Got a bad ass ************* adn she ain't no dike |
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But ************* that ho and let me tell ya what |
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I likeI like bean burritos from taco bell |
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I like trippin on acid with ************* vitale |
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My hair ain't plastic and my clothes aren't cla*************n' |
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I write my rhymes on a schooner in a 90's fa*************on |
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Took too many many trip and now |
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I can's stop trippin |
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My mellow d. killed a rat in the kitchen |
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U think u toke tuff |
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I'd disagree |
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Nobody blows more doobs than richard d. |
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I get ill on hoes who |
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I know ain't fertile |
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I'm a real jet setter like cecil turtle |
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I'm down with bill bands so ************* joe glover |
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And while |
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I'm at it muther ************* fat ass sally struthers |
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U look fine girl kinda undercover |
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But I can't ************* ya 'cause you look like my mother |
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I said dang digee dang di dang dang |
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It ain't eric estrada or kool and the gang |
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U know I hand in the clem chillin on the strip |
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With all them mother ******s who slang that *************t |
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U know I'm a pimp hold my ************* like a holster |
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U sing it "all the girls want a kid rock poster" |
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Lifes a big joke and that's how it strikes me |
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But ************* it 'cause |
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I know "somebody up there likes me." |
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Assholes are only assholes, fo sho' |