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Braces gleaming on the beach |
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Northern accents, funny speech |
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People call each other "each" |
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And the telly's just out of reach |
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And Johnny's swimming expertly in a white-capped breaker |
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Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker |
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Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker |
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Red face roasting in the sun |
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Curvy girls for everyone |
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Radio gang here they come |
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Spoiling everybody's fun |
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And Johnny's swimming expertly in a white-capped breaker |
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Oh holidaymaker, liberty taker |
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Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker |
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The white surf is breaking softly on the sand |
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Where the seagulls cry for the bread that's in your hand |
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But you don't understand for why they cry |
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You're all holiday men with no sunshine in your eye - why? |
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Smiling queens walk to and fro |
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A middle-aged romeo |
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Tries but without seeds to sow |
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Lucky his wife does not know |
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And Johnny's drowning desperately in a white-capped breaker |
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Oh, holidaymaker, liberty taker |
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Nature forsaker, oh holidaymaker |
