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Hi!! How's it goin alright fellas |
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Ladies and gents, welcome to a new edition of uhh "Tap Talk USA" with your host.. |
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Louis.. St. |
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Ide's Donkey |
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Dick, yeah |
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Today we will be interviewing my pal my good buddy uhh |
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Big Al [Willy Scratch] |
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Willy Scratch, that's me, |
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Willy Scratch! |
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I like to scratch my ass! [announcer] |
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How you doin |
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Willy Scratch? |
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Well when the lemonade is on the line, and the milk is in the back pocket, and the burgers are on the floor, what do you like to do most? [Willy Scratch] |
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Aww I scratch the two tumors in my |
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BLOOMERS! |
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That's what |
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I love to do, it's the best! (JE-ZUS CHRIST!! BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU) [announcer] |
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Ohh-kay, that's a little word from our preacher over here on the right, but uhh |
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When the uhh shit hits the fan, and your uhh, tissue hits the hand, and you wipe the diarrhea and you put it in a pan, what do you come up with? [Willy Scratch] |
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I get golden showers on my fucking asshairs and on my mustache |
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I wipe it in your glass! |
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HAHAHA! (Je-zus save you! BROTHER LOVE LOVES YOU) .. "I wanna say a few words to you guys, that I've been thinking about backstage." [Kurious] |
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Three cheers for my peers for the brew that |
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I'm consumin |
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No knockin what |
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I'm rockin cause my confidence is boomin |
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Sort of like a eight-oh-eight, but a fake note |
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Not (??) again loop, without a paid show (Daaamn) |
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Take a quick dip in my moat |
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Kurious the magician |
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I'm laid back like dope or valium, or (??) be chillin like |
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I wanna A freezer full of 40's and a pocket full of scarma |
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Shit is on the verge to break |
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Throw on my fluffy white hat with a tendency to bake motherfuckers til they're cripsy, |
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I mean fuckin |
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BURNED Bout time that you learned kid |
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Check what |
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I did flip the lid of my brew |
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Givin a quip (??) a dollar or two |
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C.M. crew, rocks more pull than a ox (Where can I check this out?) |
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Fresh out the box "Fresh out the box.." -> |
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Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*} [Kurious] |
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Check it out |
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No it doesn't take a sleuth, to know |
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I'm hundred proof |
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I raise the fuckin roof, get looser than a tooth in a, elderly's gums, |
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I collect healthier sums of loot when |
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I'm out drinkin with the bums |
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Pour in contributions, slide to the liquor spot |
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Brothers put their money on me cause |
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I'm figured to rock |
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Yeah, with that shit that booms |
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Hoppin trains is a pain |
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I maintain in the tombs |
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Crack the judge with a grudge, "I don't like Puerto Ricans" |
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Speakin on the |
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Jones, made bail, and now |
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I'm leapin and jumpin |
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True to the time, my shit is pumpin |
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Think you wanna talk? |
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I'm dumb, |
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I don't know nothin |
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Jack shit, suck a fat dick you fuckin bastard |
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I'm illy with the (??), drinkin wines gettin plastered while you maintain, in your donut shops |
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Kids runnin with glocks, fresh out the box "Fresh out the box.." -> |
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Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*} [Kurious] |
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Uhhh, check it out |
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Dropper of the funk, not a beef initiator |
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Temperature's on, rise like the equator |
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Later for the bullshit, save the tip for the waiter "Was the pussy good sir?" |
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I don't know, |
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I never ate her |
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Plant tabs on my tongue so my thoughts can grow "Aiyyo your lyrics is corn," like the, one on my toe |
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To get with |
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Kurious you gots ta keep on tryin son |
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And when it comes to fucks - nah |
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I don't give a flyin one |
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If fucks had wings yo |
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I'd be flyin forever |
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Pullin on a lover with her pet |
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A peacock lover dipped in ink, you're + |
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Pretty in |
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Pink+ Molly |
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Ringwald got scald, the water in the sink was red hot -- |
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OOPS, almost forgot |
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And if the honey look good, |
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I walk her like a rott- -weiler, |
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I style her, in other words sport her |
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She tried to dig my pockets (BUS-TED) but yo |
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I caught her |
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Sorta bugged ain't it? |
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Dig the flow of the rhyme |
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You know the hoe fainted when |
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I showed her mine |
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Jumpin out the socks whether cotton or mesh |
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Guaranteed out the box, that my shit stay fresh "Fresh out the box.." -> |
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Run-D.M.C. {*scratched*} |
