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How was work I got dinner on the stove |
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You call this dinner this is why we all get thinner |
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It's alphabet soup so you can eat your words |
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Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again |
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I heard god's a standup comedian |
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He's got a special on HBO |
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And he does a lot of racial jokes |
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Five stars from the critics |
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But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure |
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I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Have you ever seen a dysfunctional family |
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Sit so calmly while they bask in the light of a TV screen |
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And have you ever dreamed that you laughed until you cried |
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And then you cried until you screamed |
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Whoa-oh they're laughing at me again |
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I heard god's a standup comedian |
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He's got a special on HBO |
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And he does a lot of racial jokes |
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Five stars from the critics |
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But when I tell my jokes I get crickets go figure |
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I'm just another hack with a sitcom laugh track playing in the back back |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Hey mama turn the TV on |
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Put something in the VCR |
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With channel 7 to the stars |
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Here we go here we go here we go aye |
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Hey mama turn the TV on |
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Put something in the VCR |
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With channel 7 to the stars |
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Here we go here we go |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh sit calm |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |
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Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh |