| 歌曲 | 吵架实录 |
| 歌手 | 吴克群 |
| 专辑 | 将军令 |
| [00:03.72] | 女：你这个浑蛋，你欠打吗？ |
| [00:06.22] | (天外飞来巴掌声) |
| [00:08.05] | 男：是、是、是，我知道错啦！ |
| [00:11.02] | 女：还敢顶嘴，你这个笨蛋！ |
| [00:13.67] | (巴掌又补两声) |
| [00:15.53] | 男：我都已经知道错啦.... |
| [00:17.12] | 好啦！原谅我嘛！ |
| [00:03.72] | nǚ: nǐ zhè gè hún dàn, nǐ qiàn dǎ ma? |
| [00:06.22] | tiān wài fēi lái bā zhǎng shēng |
| [00:08.05] | nán: shì shì shì, wǒ zhī dào cuò la! |
| [00:11.02] | nǚ: hái gǎn dǐng zuǐ, nǐ zhè gè bèn dàn! |
| [00:13.67] | bā zhǎng yòu bǔ liǎng shēng |
| [00:15.53] | nán: wǒ dōu yǐ jīng zhī dào cuò la.... |
| [00:17.12] | hǎo la! yuán liàng wǒ ma! |