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Betty Bunion was a strange little fish |
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She could teach a boy a thing or two |
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Just grab an ankle and you can make a wish |
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And she can fly you to the moon |
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Sweet Sally |
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Seagull was a gypsy and a tramp |
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I wouldn't know but |
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I've been told |
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Once you get in there it's a little cold and damp |
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Ain't the kinda woman you can hold |
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To the left and to the right |
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Nothing in between |
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Out of mind and outta sight |
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Lost inside a dream |
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Mother Mary |
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Maple's been sleeping with the lord |
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Never seen a woman so confused |
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If you should ask me |
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I'd say that she was bored |
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Never seen a bible so abused |
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To the left and to the right |
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Nothing in between |
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Out of mind and outta sight |
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Lost inside a dream |
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Penelope the |
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Pirate was a pin ball machine |
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She had two triggers on her hips |
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You could play her all night and never find the seam |
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Just make sure the balance never tips |