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Give me lots of money |
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A house upon a hill |
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Send me pretty women |
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Or threaten me and still |
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I'll come up to your house |
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And attempt to fix your sink |
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Do a mediocre job |
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As I'm leaving you will think |
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If you're needing something |
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You know that |
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I'll be gone |
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I will not answer when you call |
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If you're waiting for me |
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Then you'll be waiting long |
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I can't be counted on at all |
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My eye is on the pork |
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The pork is in the pan |
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If something needs a'doing |
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Well you know |
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I'm not your man |
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If you're counting on me |
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You know I'll let you down |
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You can't be counting on me |
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Cause you know |
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I'm just a clown |
