歌曲 | Debate Highlights Songified |
歌手 | The Gregory Brothers |
专辑 | Election 2012 Songified |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
[00:04.32] | Obama.... |
[00:06.20] | Romney... |
[00:07.10] | Ready,set go! |
[00:08.91] | As president I will sit down day one |
[00:11.29] | Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours |
[00:13.48] | Talk about the issues, talk about challenges |
[00:16.56] | Part of being a leader is not just saying: |
[00:18.99] | "I will sit down." |
[00:20.70] | But you have to have a plan |
[00:21.39] | Of what it is that you intend to do |
[00:22.95] | You have to have a plan |
[00:24.15] | Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon? |
[00:27.63] | Uhh.. |
[00:28.76] | Uhh..X2 |
[00:29.71] | Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune |
[00:31.80] | Uhh.. |
[00:32.89] | Uhh..X2 |
[00:33.66] | The reason we've been in such a crisis(such a crisis..such a crisis..) |
[00:37.66] | Reckless behaviour |
[00:40.10] | Banks making money hand over fist |
[00:41.55] | You couldn't have people opening up banks |
[00:43.89] | In their garage and making loans |
[00:45.46] | You have to have regulation |
[00:47.51] | It appears we got some agreement |
[00:48.99] | Oh,shit! |
[00:49.92] | I love Big Bird,I like PBS,I like you too |
[00:52.98] | But I'm gonna stop the subsidy to PBS |
[00:55.38] | I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget |
[00:57.89] | Are you gonna tax rich people |
[00:59.73] | A percentage that's equal |
[01:02.20] | Or will you give them piles of cash |
[01:03.91] | So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass? |
[01:06.72] | Under Romney's definition |
[01:08.88] | Donald Trump is a small business |
[01:10.92] | That kind of approach |
[01:12.21] | I believe will not grow our economy |
[01:14.99] | It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing |
[01:17.10] | It's all those small businesses |
[01:19.12] | You raise taxes,And you kill jobs |
[01:21.90] | I lowered taxes eighteen times |
[01:23.62] | Time for some closing statements |
[01:25.45] | If you got something to say you better say it |
[01:27.89] | Bring down rates |
[01:28.78] | Broaden the base |
[01:29.87] | Simplify the code |
[01:30.74] | Incentives for growth |
[01:31.76] | Are we gonna double down on the top down |
[01:33.59] | America does best when middle class does best |
[01:36.00] | Bring down rates |
[01:37.13] | Broaden the base |
[01:38.10] | Are we gonna double down on the top down? |
[01:40.13] | Simplify the code |
[01:41.59] | Incentives for growth |
[01:42.16] | Are gonna top down on the double double down on |
[01:43.99] | The base |
[00:04.32] | Obama.... |
[00:06.20] | Romney... |
[00:07.10] | Ready, set go! |
[00:08.91] | As president I will sit down day one |
[00:11.29] | Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours |
[00:13.48] | Talk about the issues, talk about challenges |
[00:16.56] | Part of being a leader is not just saying: |
[00:18.99] | " I will sit down." |
[00:20.70] | But you have to have a plan |
[00:21.39] | Of what it is that you intend to do |
[00:22.95] | You have to have a plan |
[00:24.15] | Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon? |
[00:27.63] | Uhh.. |
[00:28.76] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:29.71] | Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune |
[00:31.80] | Uhh.. |
[00:32.89] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:33.66] | The reason we' ve been in such a crisis such a crisis.. such a crisis.. |
[00:37.66] | Reckless behaviour |
[00:40.10] | Banks making money hand over fist |
[00:41.55] | You couldn' t have people opening up banks |
[00:43.89] | In their garage and making loans |
[00:45.46] | You have to have regulation |
[00:47.51] | It appears we got some agreement |
[00:48.99] | Oh, shit! |
[00:49.92] | I love Big Bird, I like PBS, I like you too |
[00:52.98] | But I' m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS |
[00:55.38] | I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget |
[00:57.89] | Are you gonna tax rich people |
[00:59.73] | A percentage that' s equal |
[01:02.20] | Or will you give them piles of cash |
[01:03.91] | So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass? |
[01:06.72] | Under Romney' s definition |
[01:08.88] | Donald Trump is a small business |
[01:10.92] | That kind of approach |
[01:12.21] | I believe will not grow our economy |
[01:14.99] | It' s not just Donald Trump you' re taxing |
[01:17.10] | It' s all those small businesses |
[01:19.12] | You raise taxes, And you kill jobs |
[01:21.90] | I lowered taxes eighteen times |
[01:23.62] | Time for some closing statements |
[01:25.45] | If you got something to say you better say it |
[01:27.89] | Bring down rates |
[01:28.78] | Broaden the base |
[01:29.87] | Simplify the code |
[01:30.74] | Incentives for growth |
[01:31.76] | Are we gonna double down on the top down |
[01:33.59] | America does best when middle class does best |
[01:36.00] | Bring down rates |
[01:37.13] | Broaden the base |
[01:38.10] | Are we gonna double down on the top down? |
[01:40.13] | Simplify the code |
[01:41.59] | Incentives for growth |
[01:42.16] | Are gonna top down on the double double down on |
[01:43.99] | The base |
[00:04.32] | Obama.... |
[00:06.20] | Romney... |
[00:07.10] | Ready, set go! |
[00:08.91] | As president I will sit down day one |
[00:11.29] | Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours |
[00:13.48] | Talk about the issues, talk about challenges |
[00:16.56] | Part of being a leader is not just saying: |
[00:18.99] | " I will sit down." |
[00:20.70] | But you have to have a plan |
[00:21.39] | Of what it is that you intend to do |
[00:22.95] | You have to have a plan |
[00:24.15] | Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon? |
[00:27.63] | Uhh.. |
[00:28.76] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:29.71] | Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune |
[00:31.80] | Uhh.. |
[00:32.89] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:33.66] | The reason we' ve been in such a crisis such a crisis.. such a crisis.. |
[00:37.66] | Reckless behaviour |
[00:40.10] | Banks making money hand over fist |
[00:41.55] | You couldn' t have people opening up banks |
[00:43.89] | In their garage and making loans |
[00:45.46] | You have to have regulation |
[00:47.51] | It appears we got some agreement |
[00:48.99] | Oh, shit! |
[00:49.92] | I love Big Bird, I like PBS, I like you too |
[00:52.98] | But I' m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS |
[00:55.38] | I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget |
[00:57.89] | Are you gonna tax rich people |
[00:59.73] | A percentage that' s equal |
[01:02.20] | Or will you give them piles of cash |
[01:03.91] | So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass? |
[01:06.72] | Under Romney' s definition |
[01:08.88] | Donald Trump is a small business |
[01:10.92] | That kind of approach |
[01:12.21] | I believe will not grow our economy |
[01:14.99] | It' s not just Donald Trump you' re taxing |
[01:17.10] | It' s all those small businesses |
[01:19.12] | You raise taxes, And you kill jobs |
[01:21.90] | I lowered taxes eighteen times |
[01:23.62] | Time for some closing statements |
[01:25.45] | If you got something to say you better say it |
[01:27.89] | Bring down rates |
[01:28.78] | Broaden the base |
[01:29.87] | Simplify the code |
[01:30.74] | Incentives for growth |
[01:31.76] | Are we gonna double down on the top down |
[01:33.59] | America does best when middle class does best |
[01:36.00] | Bring down rates |
[01:37.13] | Broaden the base |
[01:38.10] | Are we gonna double down on the top down? |
[01:40.13] | Simplify the code |
[01:41.59] | Incentives for growth |
[01:42.16] | Are gonna top down on the double double down on |
[01:43.99] | The base |
[00:04.32] | 主持人:奥巴马... |
[00:06.20] | 罗姆尼.... |
[00:07.10] | 准备,开始! |
[00:08.91] | 罗姆尼:当总统第一天我会坐下来 |
[00:11.29] | 跟领导们谈几个小时 |
[00:13.48] | 谈谈问题,谈谈挑战 |
[00:16.56] | 奥巴马:当领导人不只是说说 |
[00:18.99] | 我会坐下来谈谈 |
[00:20.70] | 但是你不得不去计划 |
[00:21.39] | 你打算做啥 |
[00:22.95] | 你得有个计划 |
[00:24.15] | 主持人:好,下个话题是——经济会很快复苏吗? |
[00:27.63] | 奥巴马:啊……(卡壳) |
[00:28.76] | 罗姆尼:啊……(卡壳X2) |
[00:29.71] | 主持人:我是不是只能买微软ZUNE了 |
[00:31.80] | 奥巴马:啊……(卡壳) |
[00:32.89] | 罗姆尼:啊……(卡壳X2) |
[00:33.66] | 奥巴马:我们一直处于危机的原因 |
[00:37.66] | 鲁莽的行动 |
[00:40.10] | 银行赚了钱却收紧了拳头 |
[00:41.55] | 罗姆尼:你不能让人民自己开银行 |
[00:43.89] | 在自家车库里放贷 |
[00:45.46] | 你得制定个规则 |
[00:47.51] | 奥巴马:看来我们终于达成了一些共识 |
[00:48.99] | 主持人:什么玩意儿! |
[00:49.92] | 罗姆尼:我爱大鸟,我爱PBS,我也爱你(注:PBS为美国公共广播公司) |
[00:52.98] | 但是我要停止补贴PBS |
[00:55.38] | 奥巴马:我削减万亿的预算 |
[00:57.89] | 主持人:你是准备向富人征税 |
[00:59.73] | 平等看待 |
[01:02.20] | 还是要给他们一堆钞票 |
[01:03.91] | 好让他们用这些钞票擦屁股 |
[01:06.72] | 奥巴马:在罗姆尼的定义下 |
[01:08.88] | 川普只是小生意 |
[01:10.92] | 那种方法 |
[01:12.21] | 我相信不会对增长经济有好处 |
[01:14.99] | 罗姆尼:你缴税不仅仅是为了川普 |
[01:17.10] | 还有一些小微企业 |
[01:19.12] | 你提高税收会制造失业 |
[01:21.90] | 奥巴马:我降税降了18次了 |
[01:23.62] | 主持人:结尾陈词时间已到 |
[01:25.45] | 想说啥赶快说出来 |
[01:27.89] | 罗姆尼:降低税率 |
[01:28.78] | 扩大基础 |
[01:29.87] | 简化规定 |
[01:30.74] | 促进增长 |
[01:31.76] | 奥巴马:我将加大富人的减税力度 |
[01:33.59] | 中产阶级过得好,美国就过得好 |
[01:36.00] | 罗姆尼:降低税率 |
[01:37.13] | 扩大基础 |
[01:38.10] | 奥巴马:我们该加大富人的减税力度吗 |
[01:40.13] | 罗姆尼:简化规定 |
[01:41.59] | 促进增长 |
[01:42.16] | 奥巴马:我们将为富人减税加大加大 |
[01:43.99] | 罗姆尼:基础 |