歌曲 | Debate Highlights Songified |
歌手 | The Gregory Brothers |
专辑 | Election 2012 Songified |
[00:04.32] | Obama.... |
[00:06.20] | Romney... |
[00:07.10] | Ready,set go! |
[00:08.91] | As president I will sit down day one |
[00:11.29] | Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours |
[00:13.48] | Talk about the issues, talk about challenges |
[00:16.56] | Part of being a leader is not just saying: |
[00:18.99] | "I will sit down." |
[00:20.70] | But you have to have a plan |
[00:21.39] | Of what it is that you intend to do |
[00:22.95] | You have to have a plan |
[00:24.15] | Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon? |
[00:27.63] | Uhh.. |
[00:28.76] | Uhh..X2 |
[00:29.71] | Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune |
[00:31.80] | Uhh.. |
[00:32.89] | Uhh..X2 |
[00:33.66] | The reason we've been in such a crisis(such a crisis..such a crisis..) |
[00:37.66] | Reckless behaviour |
[00:40.10] | Banks making money hand over fist |
[00:41.55] | You couldn't have people opening up banks |
[00:43.89] | In their garage and making loans |
[00:45.46] | You have to have regulation |
[00:47.51] | It appears we got some agreement |
[00:48.99] | Oh,shit! |
[00:49.92] | I love Big Bird,I like PBS,I like you too |
[00:52.98] | But I'm gonna stop the subsidy to PBS |
[00:55.38] | I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget |
[00:57.89] | Are you gonna tax rich people |
[00:59.73] | A percentage that's equal |
[01:02.20] | Or will you give them piles of cash |
[01:03.91] | So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass? |
[01:06.72] | Under Romney's definition |
[01:08.88] | Donald Trump is a small business |
[01:10.92] | That kind of approach |
[01:12.21] | I believe will not grow our economy |
[01:14.99] | It's not just Donald Trump you're taxing |
[01:17.10] | It's all those small businesses |
[01:19.12] | You raise taxes,And you kill jobs |
[01:21.90] | I lowered taxes eighteen times |
[01:23.62] | Time for some closing statements |
[01:25.45] | If you got something to say you better say it |
[01:27.89] | Bring down rates |
[01:28.78] | Broaden the base |
[01:29.87] | Simplify the code |
[01:30.74] | Incentives for growth |
[01:31.76] | Are we gonna double down on the top down |
[01:33.59] | America does best when middle class does best |
[01:36.00] | Bring down rates |
[01:37.13] | Broaden the base |
[01:38.10] | Are we gonna double down on the top down? |
[01:40.13] | Simplify the code |
[01:41.59] | Incentives for growth |
[01:42.16] | Are gonna top down on the double double down on |
[01:43.99] | The base |
[00:04.32] | Obama.... |
[00:06.20] | Romney... |
[00:07.10] | Ready, set go! |
[00:08.91] | As president I will sit down day one |
[00:11.29] | Sit down with leaders for a couple of hours |
[00:13.48] | Talk about the issues, talk about challenges |
[00:16.56] | Part of being a leader is not just saying: |
[00:18.99] | " I will sit down." |
[00:20.70] | But you have to have a plan |
[00:21.39] | Of what it is that you intend to do |
[00:22.95] | You have to have a plan |
[00:24.15] | Okay moving on now will the economy get better soon? |
[00:27.63] | Uhh.. |
[00:28.76] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:29.71] | Or will I have to pawn my Microsoft Zune |
[00:31.80] | Uhh.. |
[00:32.89] | Uhh.. X2 |
[00:33.66] | The reason we' ve been in such a crisis such a crisis.. such a crisis.. |
[00:37.66] | Reckless behaviour |
[00:40.10] | Banks making money hand over fist |
[00:41.55] | You couldn' t have people opening up banks |
[00:43.89] | In their garage and making loans |
[00:45.46] | You have to have regulation |
[00:47.51] | It appears we got some agreement |
[00:48.99] | Oh, shit! |
[00:49.92] | I love Big Bird, I like PBS, I like you too |
[00:52.98] | But I' m gonna stop the subsidy to PBS |
[00:55.38] | I worked to cut a trillion dollars out of our budget |
[00:57.89] | Are you gonna tax rich people |
[00:59.73] | A percentage that' s equal |
[01:02.20] | Or will you give them piles of cash |
[01:03.91] | So they could use hundred dollar bills to wipe their ass? |
[01:06.72] | Under Romney' s definition |
[01:08.88] | Donald Trump is a small business |
[01:10.92] | That kind of approach |
[01:12.21] | I believe will not grow our economy |
[01:14.99] | It' s not just Donald Trump you' re taxing |
[01:17.10] | It' s all those small businesses |
[01:19.12] | You raise taxes, And you kill jobs |
[01:21.90] | I lowered taxes eighteen times |
[01:23.62] | Time for some closing statements |
[01:25.45] | If you got something to say you better say it |
[01:27.89] | Bring down rates |
[01:28.78] | Broaden the base |
[01:29.87] | Simplify the code |
[01:30.74] | Incentives for growth |
[01:31.76] | Are we gonna double down on the top down |
[01:33.59] | America does best when middle class does best |
[01:36.00] | Bring down rates |
[01:37.13] | Broaden the base |
[01:38.10] | Are we gonna double down on the top down? |
[01:40.13] | Simplify the code |
[01:41.59] | Incentives for growth |
[01:42.16] | Are gonna top down on the double double down on |
[01:43.99] | The base |
[00:04.32] | zhǔ chí rén: ào bā mǎ... |
[00:06.20] | luó mǔ ní.... |
[00:07.10] | zhǔn bèi, kāi shǐ! |
[00:08.91] | luó mǔ ní: dāng zǒng tǒng dì yì tiān wǒ huì zuò xià lái |
[00:11.29] | gēn lǐng dǎo men tán jǐ gè xiǎo shí |
[00:13.48] | tán tán wèn tí, tán tán tiǎo zhàn |
[00:16.56] | ào bā mǎ: dāng lǐng dǎo rén bù zhǐ shì shuō shuō |
[00:18.99] | wǒ huì zuò xià lái tán tán |
[00:20.70] | dàn shì nǐ bù dé bù qù jì huà |
[00:21.39] | nǐ dǎ suàn zuò shà |
[00:22.95] | nǐ dé yǒu gè jì huà |
[00:24.15] | zhǔ chí rén: hǎo, xià gè huà tí shì jīng jì huì hěn kuài fù sū ma? |
[00:27.63] | ào bā mǎ: a qiǎ ké |
[00:28.76] | luó mǔ ní: a qiǎ ké X2 |
[00:29.71] | zhǔ chí rén: wǒ shì bú shì zhǐ néng mǎi wēi ruǎn ZUNE le |
[00:31.80] | ào bā mǎ: a qiǎ ké |
[00:32.89] | luó mǔ ní: a qiǎ ké X2 |
[00:33.66] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ men yī zhí chǔ yú wēi jī de yuán yīn |
[00:37.66] | lǔ mǎng de xíng dòng |
[00:40.10] | yín háng zhuàn le qián què shōu jǐn le quán tou |
[00:41.55] | luó mǔ ní: nǐ bù néng ràng rén mín zì jǐ kāi yín háng |
[00:43.89] | zài zì jiā chē kù lǐ fàng dài |
[00:45.46] | nǐ dé zhì dìng gè guī zé |
[00:47.51] | ào bā mǎ: kàn lái wǒ men zhōng yú dá chéng le yī xiē gòng shí |
[00:48.99] | zhǔ chí rén: shén me wán yì ér! |
[00:49.92] | luó mǔ ní: wǒ ài dà niǎo, wǒ ài PBS, wǒ yě ài nǐ zhù: PBS wèi měi guó gōng gòng guǎng bō gōng sī |
[00:52.98] | dàn shì wǒ yào tíng zhǐ bǔ tiē PBS |
[00:55.38] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ xuē jiǎn wàn yì de yù suàn |
[00:57.89] | zhǔ chí rén: nǐ shì zhǔn bèi xiàng fù rén zhēng shuì |
[00:59.73] | píng děng kàn dài |
[01:02.20] | hái shì yào gěi tā men yī duī chāo piào |
[01:03.91] | hǎo ràng tā men yòng zhèi xiē chāo piào cā pì gǔ |
[01:06.72] | ào bā mǎ: zài luó mǔ ní de dìng yì xià |
[01:08.88] | chuān pǔ zhǐ shì xiǎo shēng yì |
[01:10.92] | nà zhǒng fāng fǎ |
[01:12.21] | wǒ xiāng xìn bú huì duì zēng zhǎng jīng jì yǒu hǎo chù |
[01:14.99] | luó mǔ ní: nǐ jiǎo shuì bù jǐn jǐn shì wèi le chuān pǔ |
[01:17.10] | hái yǒu yī xiē xiǎo wēi qǐ yè |
[01:19.12] | nǐ tí gāo shuì shōu huì zhì zào shī yè |
[01:21.90] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ jiàng shuì jiàng le 18 cì le |
[01:23.62] | zhǔ chí rén: jié wěi chén cí shí jiān yǐ dào |
[01:25.45] | xiǎng shuō shà gǎn kuài shuō chū lái |
[01:27.89] | luó mǔ ní: jiàng dī shuì lǜ |
[01:28.78] | kuò dà jī chǔ |
[01:29.87] | jiǎn huà guī dìng |
[01:30.74] | cù jìn zēng zhǎng |
[01:31.76] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ jiāng jiā dà fù rén de jiǎn shuì lì dù |
[01:33.59] | zhōng chǎn jiē jí guò de hǎo, měi guó jiù guò de hǎo |
[01:36.00] | luó mǔ ní: jiàng dī shuì lǜ |
[01:37.13] | kuò dà jī chǔ |
[01:38.10] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ men gāi jiā dà fù rén de jiǎn shuì lì dù ma |
[01:40.13] | luó mǔ ní: jiǎn huà guī dìng |
[01:41.59] | cù jìn zēng zhǎng |
[01:42.16] | ào bā mǎ: wǒ men jiāng wèi fù rén jiǎn shuì jiā dà jiā dà |
[01:43.99] | luó mǔ ní: jī chǔ |