Final Debate Songified

Final Debate Songified 歌词

歌曲 Final Debate Songified
歌手 The Gregory Brothers
专辑 Election 2012 Songified
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[00:00.00] Two men enter and two men shall leave
[00:07.45] But each must answer now my questions of three
[00:15.10] Preekotos omnipitos Romneytos!
[00:18.30] Schieffertos freetos Obamatos!
[00:20.33] All right X2 now ok
[00:21.91] How could we ship jobs to Shanghai
[00:24.16] when America invented the chicken pot die
[00:27.69] We have brought cases aginst china for violationg trade rules
[00:31.30] We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
[00:34.90] They're hacking into our computers
[00:36.29] counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
[00:38.89] our patents, our designs
[00:40.59] OK~
[00:41.12] China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
[00:43.93] We wanted to trade with them
[00:45.76] but you gotta play the rules
[00:47.42] Now that we're finally bringing troops home
[00:50.24] Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
[00:53.49] When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
[00:57.18] Yeah~
[00:57.69] There's no reason why americans should die
[01:00.55] The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go
[01:03.30] Uh-huh?
[01:03.83] the Afghan forces have to be able to provide security
[01:06.57] Why should you run the show?
[01:08.10] We decimated Al-qaida's core
[01:09.62] Tell us cause we need to know
[01:12.37] I want bring jobs back to our shores
[01:13.30] Two more weeks until we vote
[01:14.42] We need to have strong allies
[01:16.16] Who can really run the show
[01:17.60] My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[01:19.58] Is the threat from Iran getting overblown
[01:22.81] or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones
[01:26.23] Their economy is in shambles
[01:27.48] We organized the strongest sanctions in history
[01:29.55] Crippling sanctions do work
[01:30.69] You are seeing it now
[01:31.73] I am gald Romney agrees
[01:32.68] They wanna see Isreal wiped off the map
[01:34.36] If isreal's attacked, we have their back
[01:36.40] Isreal's a true friend
[01:37.45] America will stand with them
[01:39.32] Should we increase our military size
[01:42.25] So we can keep killing every single bad guy
[01:45.55] Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
[01:49.38] I want to make sure that we have the ships
[01:50.87] that are required by our navy
[01:52.33] You mentioned that we have fewer ships
[01:53.60] We also have fewer horses and bayonets
[01:56.24] because our military's changed
[01:58.24] Why should you run the show?
[01:59.88] We decimated Al-qaida's core
[02:02.64] Tell us cause we need to know
[02:04.58] I want bring jobs back to our shores
[02:05.63] Two more weeks until we vote
[02:07.60] We need to have strong allies
[02:08.38] Who can really run the show
[02:09.94] My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[02:13.67] That'all. Schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home
[02:16.44] Been a long day,so it's time to get my drank on
[02:18.30] Ninety minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
[02:20.70] Ninety minutes I'll be sippin'on a glass of hennessy
[02:21.63] Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
[02:23.12] Go out and vote , makes you feel big and strong
[00:00.00] 主持人:两位勇士进场,两位勇士离场(背景:Ah~Ah~)
[00:07.45] 但是你们必须回答我三个问题
[00:15.10] 万岁,伟大的罗姆尼托斯!(伪拉丁语)
[00:18.30] 万岁,自由的奥巴马托斯!(伪拉丁语)
[00:20.33] 好吧好吧现在可以了
[00:21.91] 我们怎么能把工作让给中国人
[00:24.16] 当美国人民正处于饥寒交迫之时
[00:27.69] 奥巴马:我们提起了多次针对中国破坏贸易规则的诉讼
[00:31.30] 我们打算坚持让中国遵守游戏规则
[00:34.90] 罗姆尼:他们黑进了我们的电脑
[00:36.29] 山寨我们的产品,剽窃我们的知识产权
[00:38.89] 抄袭我们的专利,仿冒我们的设计
[00:40.59] 主持人:OK~
[00:41.12] 奥巴马:如果中国遵守游戏规则,他将是我们潜在的合作伙伴
[00:43.93] 罗姆尼:我们想和他们进行贸易活动
[00:45.76] 但是中国得按我们的规则来
[00:47.42] 主持人:现在我们终于让士兵们回家啦
[00:50.24] 阿富汗人民不会感到寂寞孤独冷吗……?
[00:53.49] 奥巴马:既然阿富汗人民都能够很好的保卫他们的国家了
[00:57.18] 主持人:没错
[00:57.69] 奥巴马:美国人就没必要在那里流血了
[01:00.55] 罗姆尼:一旦我们离开,塔利班会卷土重来
[01:03.30] 主持人:嗯哼
[01:03.83] 罗姆尼:阿富汗人的武装力量必须要有能力保护自己
[01:06.57] 主持人:你凭什么当选?
[01:08.10]] 奥巴马:我们干掉了基地组织的领导
[01:09.62] 主持人:告诉我们该知道的
[01:12.37] 奥巴马:我要把工作机会带回美国
[01:13.30] 主持人:离公投还有两周
[01:14.42] 罗姆尼:我们需要更强大的盟友
[01:16.16] 主持人:谁终将领导美国
[01:17.60] 罗姆尼:我的计划就是干掉这些坏家伙
[01:19.58] 主持人:伊朗的威胁被夸大了吗
[01:22.81] 或许我该用Xbox遥控无人机炸掉他们
[01:26.23] 奥巴马:伊朗的经济岌岌可危
[01:27.48] 我们组织了史上最严厉的制裁
[01:29.55] 罗姆尼:对伊朗的制裁是有效的
[01:30.69] 你现在可以看到效果
[01:31.73] 奥巴马:我很高兴罗姆尼也同意这点
[01:32.68] 伊朗想把以色列从地图上抹去
[01:34.36] 罗姆尼:以色列被攻击,我们就是他们的后盾
[01:36.40] 奥巴马:以色列是美国真正的朋友
[01:37.45] 美国会站在以色列一边
[01:39.32] 主持人:我们应该扩大军队规模吗
[01:42.25] 这样我们就能干掉所有坏蛋
[01:45.55] 罗姆尼:我们的海军规模是1917年以来最小
[01:49.38] 我要保证造更多的战舰
[01:50.87] 满足海军需求
[01:52.33] 奥巴马:你之前提到我们的船更少了
[01:53.60] 其实我们的战马和刺刀也比以前少了
[01:56.24] 因为军队结构在变化
[01:58.24] 主持人:你凭什么当选?
[01:59.88] 奥巴马:我们干掉了基地组织的领导
[02:02.64] 主持人:告诉我们该知道的
[02:04.58] 奥巴马:我要把工作机会带回美国
[02:05.63] 主持人:离公投还有两周
[02:07.60] 罗姆尼:我们需要更强大的盟友
[02:08.38] 主持人:谁终将领导美国
[02:09.94] 罗姆尼:我的计划就是干掉这些坏家伙
[02:13.67] 主持人:主持人退场,现在我要回家了
[02:16.44] 今天我在这花了太多时间
[02:18.30] 我花了90分钟听取美国的外交政策
[02:20.70] 一会儿我还要喝点轩尼诗
[02:21.63] 让我告诉你们我妈妈的一点想法
[02:23.12] 出门投票,这样你才会感到自己的力量!
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