Final Debate Songified

歌曲 Final Debate Songified
歌手 The Gregory Brothers
专辑 Election 2012 Songified

歌词

[00:00.00] Two men enter and two men shall leave
[00:07.45] But each must answer now my questions of three
[00:15.10] Preekotos omnipitos Romneytos!
[00:18.30] Schieffertos freetos Obamatos!
[00:20.33] All right X2 now ok
[00:21.91] How could we ship jobs to Shanghai
[00:24.16] when America invented the chicken pot die
[00:27.69] We have brought cases aginst china for violationg trade rules
[00:31.30] We are going to insist that China plays by the same rules
[00:34.90] They're hacking into our computers
[00:36.29] counterfeiting our goods, stealing our intellectual property
[00:38.89] our patents, our designs
[00:40.59] OK~
[00:41.12] China's a potential partner if it's following the rules
[00:43.93] We wanted to trade with them
[00:45.76] but you gotta play the rules
[00:47.42] Now that we're finally bringing troops home
[00:50.24] Won't the Afghans be lonely when they're all alone
[00:53.49] When Afghans are perfectly capable of defending their own country
[00:57.18] Yeah~
[00:57.69] There's no reason why americans should die
[01:00.55] The Taliban they're gonna come rushing back in when we go
[01:03.30] Uh-huh?
[01:03.83] the Afghan forces have to be able to provide security
[01:06.57] Why should you run the show?
[01:08.10] We decimated Al-qaida's core
[01:09.62] Tell us cause we need to know
[01:12.37] I want bring jobs back to our shores
[01:13.30] Two more weeks until we vote
[01:14.42] We need to have strong allies
[01:16.16] Who can really run the show
[01:17.60] My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[01:19.58] Is the threat from Iran getting overblown
[01:22.81] or should I use my Xbox to bomb them with drones
[01:26.23] Their economy is in shambles
[01:27.48] We organized the strongest sanctions in history
[01:29.55] Crippling sanctions do work
[01:30.69] You are seeing it now
[01:31.73] I am gald Romney agrees
[01:32.68] They wanna see Isreal wiped off the map
[01:34.36] If isreal's attacked, we have their back
[01:36.40] Isreal's a true friend
[01:37.45] America will stand with them
[01:39.32] Should we increase our military size
[01:42.25] So we can keep killing every single bad guy
[01:45.55] Our navy is smaller now than any time since 1917
[01:49.38] I want to make sure that we have the ships
[01:50.87] that are required by our navy
[01:52.33] You mentioned that we have fewer ships
[01:53.60] We also have fewer horses and bayonets
[01:56.24] because our military's changed
[01:58.24] Why should you run the show?
[01:59.88] We decimated Al-qaida's core
[02:02.64] Tell us cause we need to know
[02:04.58] I want bring jobs back to our shores
[02:05.63] Two more weeks until we vote
[02:07.60] We need to have strong allies
[02:08.38] Who can really run the show
[02:09.94] My strategy's go to after the bad guys
[02:13.67] That'all. Schieffer out, now I'm bout to go home
[02:16.44] Been a long day,so it's time to get my drank on
[02:18.30] Ninety minutes I've been spittin' bout our foreign policy
[02:20.70] Ninety minutes I'll be sippin'on a glass of hennessy
[02:21.63] Let me leave you with a thought from my mom
[02:23.12] Go out and vote , makes you feel big and strong

歌词大意

[00:00.00] zhǔ chí rén: liǎng wèi yǒng shì jìn chǎng, liǎng wèi yǒng shì lí chǎng bèi jǐng: Ah Ah
[00:07.45] dàn shì nǐ men bì xū huí dá wǒ sān ge wèn tí
[00:15.10] wàn suì, wěi dà de luó mǔ ní tuō sī! wěi lā dīng yǔ
[00:18.30] wàn suì, zì yóu de ào bā mǎ tuō sī! wěi lā dīng yǔ
[00:20.33] hǎo ba hǎo ba xiàn zài kě yǐ le
[00:21.91] wǒ men zěn me néng bǎ gōng zuò ràng gěi zhōng guó rén
[00:24.16] dāng měi guó rén mín zhèng chǔ yú jī hán jiāo pò zhī shí
[00:27.69] ào bā mǎ: wǒ men tí qǐ le duō cì zhēn duì zhōng guó pò huài mào yì guī zé de sù sòng
[00:31.30] wǒ men dǎ suàn jiān chí ràng zhōng guó zūn shǒu yóu xì guī zé
[00:34.90] luó mǔ ní: tā men hēi jìn le wǒ men de diàn nǎo
[00:36.29] shān zhài wǒ men de chǎn pǐn, piāo qiè wǒ men de zhī shí chǎn quán
[00:38.89] chāo xí wǒ men de zhuān lì, fǎng mào wǒ men de shè jì
[00:40.59] zhǔ chí rén: OK
[00:41.12] ào bā mǎ: rú guǒ zhōng guó zūn shǒu yóu xì guī zé, tā jiāng shì wǒ men qián zài de hé zuò huǒ bàn
[00:43.93] luó mǔ ní: wǒ men xiǎng hé tā men jìn xíng mào yì huó dòng
[00:45.76] dàn shì zhōng guó de àn wǒ men de guī zé lái
[00:47.42] zhǔ chí rén: xiàn zài wǒ men zhōng yú ràng shì bīng men huí jiā la
[00:50.24] ā fù hàn rén mín bú huì gǎn dào jì mò gū dú lěng ma?
[00:53.49] ào bā mǎ: jì rán ā fù hàn rén mín dōu néng gòu hěn hǎo de bǎo wèi tā men de guó jiā le
[00:57.18] zhǔ chí rén: méi cuò
[00:57.69] ào bā mǎ: měi guó rén jiù méi bì yào zài nà li liú xiě le
[01:00.55] luó mǔ ní: yī dàn wǒ men lí kāi, tǎ lì bān huì juǎn tǔ chóng lái
[01:03.30] zhǔ chí rén: hēng
[01:03.83] luó mǔ ní: ā fù hàn rén de wǔ zhuāng lì liàng bì xū yào yǒu néng lì bǎo hù zì jǐ
[01:06.57] zhǔ chí rén: nǐ píng shén me dāng xuǎn?
[01:08.10]] ào bā mǎ: wǒ men gàn diào le jī dì zǔ zhī de lǐng dǎo
[01:09.62] zhǔ chí rén: gào sù wǒ men gāi zhī dào de
[01:12.37] ào bā mǎ: wǒ yào bǎ gōng zuò jī huì dài huí měi guó
[01:13.30] zhǔ chí rén: lí gōng tóu hái yǒu liǎng zhōu
[01:14.42] luó mǔ ní: wǒ men xū yào gèng qiáng dà de méng yǒu
[01:16.16] zhǔ chí rén: shuí zhōng jiàng lǐng dǎo měi guó
[01:17.60] luó mǔ ní: wǒ de jì huà jiù shì gàn diào zhèi xiē huài jiā huo
[01:19.58] zhǔ chí rén: yī lǎng de wēi xié bèi kuā dà le ma
[01:22.81] huò xǔ wǒ gāi yòng Xbox yáo kòng wú rén jī zhà diào tā men
[01:26.23] ào bā mǎ: yī lǎng de jīng jì jí jí kě wēi
[01:27.48] wǒ men zǔ zhī le shǐ shàng zuì yán lì de zhì cái
[01:29.55] luó mǔ ní: duì yī lǎng de zhì cái shì yǒu xiào de
[01:30.69] nǐ xiàn zài kě yǐ kàn dào xiào guǒ
[01:31.73] ào bā mǎ: wǒ hěn gāo xìng luó mǔ ní yě tóng yì zhè diǎn
[01:32.68] yī lǎng xiǎng bǎ yǐ sè liè cóng dì tú shàng mǒ qù
[01:34.36] luó mǔ ní: yǐ sè liè bèi gōng jī, wǒ men jiù shì tā men de hòu dùn
[01:36.40] ào bā mǎ: yǐ sè liè shì měi guó zhēn zhèng de péng yǒu
[01:37.45] měi guó huì zhàn zài yǐ sè liè yī biān
[01:39.32] zhǔ chí rén: wǒ men yīng gāi kuò dà jūn duì guī mó ma
[01:42.25] zhè yàng wǒ men jiù néng gàn diào suǒ yǒu huài dàn
[01:45.55] luó mǔ ní: wǒ men de hǎi jūn guī mó shì 1917 nián yǐ lái zuì xiǎo
[01:49.38] wǒ yào bǎo zhèng zào gèng duō de zhàn jiàn
[01:50.87] mǎn zú hǎi jūn xū qiú
[01:52.33] ào bā mǎ: nǐ zhī qián tí dào wǒ men de chuán gèng shǎo le
[01:53.60] qí shí wǒ men de zhàn mǎ hé cì dāo yě bǐ yǐ qián shǎo le
[01:56.24] yīn wèi jūn duì jié gòu zài biàn huà
[01:58.24] zhǔ chí rén: nǐ píng shén me dāng xuǎn?
[01:59.88] ào bā mǎ: wǒ men gàn diào le jī dì zǔ zhī de lǐng dǎo
[02:02.64] zhǔ chí rén: gào sù wǒ men gāi zhī dào de
[02:04.58] ào bā mǎ: wǒ yào bǎ gōng zuò jī huì dài huí měi guó
[02:05.63] zhǔ chí rén: lí gōng tóu hái yǒu liǎng zhōu
[02:07.60] luó mǔ ní: wǒ men xū yào gèng qiáng dà de méng yǒu
[02:08.38] zhǔ chí rén: shuí zhōng jiàng lǐng dǎo měi guó
[02:09.94] luó mǔ ní: wǒ de jì huà jiù shì gàn diào zhèi xiē huài jiā huo
[02:13.67] zhǔ chí rén: zhǔ chí rén tuì chǎng, xiàn zài wǒ yào huí jiā le
[02:16.44] jīn tiān wǒ zài zhè huā le tài duō shí jiān
[02:18.30] wǒ huā le 90 fēn zhōng tīng qǔ měi guó de wài jiāo zhèng cè
[02:20.70] yī huì ér wǒ hái yào hē diǎn xuān ní shī
[02:21.63] ràng wǒ gào sù nǐ men wǒ mā mā de yì diǎn xiǎng fǎ
[02:23.12] chū mén tóu piào, zhè yàng nǐ cái huì gǎn dào zì jǐ de lì liàng!