歌曲 | Modern Day Mugging |
歌手 | MF Doom |
专辑 | Vaudeville Villain |
下载 | Image LRC TXT |
作词 : Dumile, Gosman | |
he used to get straight A's | |
nowadays get way payed is the pet phrase | |
set the stage, preferably night time | |
daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes | |
things is harder than the tarnish on the garnish | |
and his gold seems to ?, gosh darn-it we, we hold heat | |
goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped | |
chrome four-fiddith, no bullets no clip | |
black electric tape over the hole in the handle | |
if you hold it right and hit 'em with it they can't tell | |
but still, you gotta be careful | |
dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the earfull | |
v personally favors, "please dont kill me" | |
empty out your pockets and I probably wont willy | |
but if you don't hurry up and shut up, I'll kill ya | |
so lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya? | |
when the nickle gleam like its greased up | |
thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up | |
this could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you | |
so keep something to cut in case you has to | |
if he was on the island he'd probably rob a millionaire | |
and be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan here | |
these clever war tips | |
you wont get from cats who never wore skips | |
now lets get down to brass tacks | |
follow procedure and count stacks like nasdaq | |
dont be caught snoozin | |
in the early morning hours from a long night of boozing | |
stick 'em up chump, you know what this is | |
do the right thing you might live to see your kids | |
all he said was "c'mon don't shoot!" | |
so shook I think he shit his sean jean suit | |
why you starin'? run your chain like an errand | |
and your girls earrings, and what you wearin' | |
survival tactics for when things get too gritty | |
he feels its his duty to the people of the city | |
just so long as nobody get hurt | |
it keep your average citizen on point and alert | |
and don't forget to check her d-cup | |
now I bust how he got this duck for his re-up | |
then he's back on the bricks, smokin indo' | |
never let a handy fiend fix your broken window | |
oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker | |
who follow y'all on the late, dressed like a city worker | |
ok miss, come up off that bracelet | |
just got your hair did don't make me waste it | |
so, go to hades get the devil for his stash | |
but no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash | |
like the one from the liquor store | |
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score | |
before he told her whore get on the floor | |
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw | |
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo | |
he would've let her have it, if he had the ammo | |
its all in good fun, true | |
moral of the story son duke | |
senior citizens'll bust their guns too |
zuo ci : Dumile, Gosman | |
he used to get straight A' s | |
nowadays get way payed is the pet phrase | |
set the stage, preferably night time | |
daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes | |
things is harder than the tarnish on the garnish | |
and his gold seems to nbsp?, gosh darnit we, we hold heat | |
goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped | |
chrome fourfiddith, no bullets no clip | |
black electric tape over the hole in the handle | |
if you hold it right and hit ' em with it they can' t tell | |
but still, you gotta be careful | |
dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the earfull | |
v personally favors, " please dont kill me" | |
empty out your pockets and I probably wont willy | |
but if you don' t hurry up and shut up, I' ll kill ya | |
so lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya? | |
when the nickle gleam like its greased up | |
thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up | |
this could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you | |
so keep something to cut in case you has to | |
if he was on the island he' d probably rob a millionaire | |
and be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan here | |
these clever war tips | |
you wont get from cats who never wore skips | |
now lets get down to brass tacks | |
follow procedure and count stacks like nasdaq | |
dont be caught snoozin | |
in the early morning hours from a long night of boozing | |
stick ' em up chump, you know what this is | |
do the right thing you might live to see your kids | |
all he said was " c' mon don' t shoot!" | |
so shook I think he shit his sean jean suit | |
why you starin'? run your chain like an errand | |
and your girls earrings, and what you wearin' | |
survival tactics for when things get too gritty | |
he feels its his duty to the people of the city | |
just so long as nobody get hurt | |
it keep your average citizen on point and alert | |
and don' t forget to check her dcup | |
now I bust how he got this duck for his reup | |
then he' s back on the bricks, smokin indo' | |
never let a handy fiend fix your broken window | |
oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker | |
who follow y' all on the late, dressed like a city worker | |
ok miss, come up off that bracelet | |
just got your hair did don' t make me waste it | |
so, go to hades get the devil for his stash | |
but no old ladies unless you' re sure they carry mad cash | |
like the one from the liquor store | |
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score | |
before he told her whore get on the floor | |
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw | |
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo | |
he would' ve let her have it, if he had the ammo | |
its all in good fun, true | |
moral of the story son duke | |
senior citizens' ll bust their guns too |
zuò cí : Dumile, Gosman | |
he used to get straight A' s | |
nowadays get way payed is the pet phrase | |
set the stage, preferably night time | |
daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes | |
things is harder than the tarnish on the garnish | |
and his gold seems to nbsp?, gosh darnit we, we hold heat | |
goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped | |
chrome fourfiddith, no bullets no clip | |
black electric tape over the hole in the handle | |
if you hold it right and hit ' em with it they can' t tell | |
but still, you gotta be careful | |
dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the earfull | |
v personally favors, " please dont kill me" | |
empty out your pockets and I probably wont willy | |
but if you don' t hurry up and shut up, I' ll kill ya | |
so lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya? | |
when the nickle gleam like its greased up | |
thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up | |
this could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you | |
so keep something to cut in case you has to | |
if he was on the island he' d probably rob a millionaire | |
and be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan here | |
these clever war tips | |
you wont get from cats who never wore skips | |
now lets get down to brass tacks | |
follow procedure and count stacks like nasdaq | |
dont be caught snoozin | |
in the early morning hours from a long night of boozing | |
stick ' em up chump, you know what this is | |
do the right thing you might live to see your kids | |
all he said was " c' mon don' t shoot!" | |
so shook I think he shit his sean jean suit | |
why you starin'? run your chain like an errand | |
and your girls earrings, and what you wearin' | |
survival tactics for when things get too gritty | |
he feels its his duty to the people of the city | |
just so long as nobody get hurt | |
it keep your average citizen on point and alert | |
and don' t forget to check her dcup | |
now I bust how he got this duck for his reup | |
then he' s back on the bricks, smokin indo' | |
never let a handy fiend fix your broken window | |
oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker | |
who follow y' all on the late, dressed like a city worker | |
ok miss, come up off that bracelet | |
just got your hair did don' t make me waste it | |
so, go to hades get the devil for his stash | |
but no old ladies unless you' re sure they carry mad cash | |
like the one from the liquor store | |
he watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score | |
before he told her whore get on the floor | |
she pulled out and let off like quick draw mcgraw | |
damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo | |
he would' ve let her have it, if he had the ammo | |
its all in good fun, true | |
moral of the story son duke | |
senior citizens' ll bust their guns too |