Beowulf (I Am Deformed) 歌词
| 歌曲 | Beowulf (I Am Deformed) |
| 歌手 | Momus |
| 专辑 | Oskar Tennis Champion |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| I have come with my sword Naegling | |
| And the usual aches and pains | |
| To defeat Grendel, the monster | |
| Lately scourge of the Danes | |
| Showing no mercy in the mead hall | |
| He laid waste thirty thanes | |
| In return I will chop off his shoulder | |
| Then I will deal with his mother | |
| Where is the disabled loo? | |
| I'm feeling slightly queasy, woozy | |
| So would you if you'd had to do | |
| The things I've had to do | |
| Slay the good, slay the bad | |
| Do I have the right to use the disabled loos? | |
| Did they send the right man from the land of heroes? | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat | |
| Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat | |
| Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip | |
| If you promise not to tell anyone I have a hare lip | |
| A smoking hole and a very large mole | |
| My face it slithers, my ears are torn | |
| Don't laugh, I am deformed | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| So go ahead, laugh, you won't be the first | |
| Richard the Hundredth, the Hunchback laughed | |
| Henry Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth | |
| At this sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin | |
| At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb | |
| Have a good laugh while you're at it at my schlong | |
| My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags | |
| I dribble down a twig | |
| I twitch along the ground | |
| My Breugel boots they beggar belief | |
| I have the stinky shanks of a hound | |
| My patchy moustache hides a birthmark | |
| I have come to save Denmark | |
| Stop laughing ..... | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| I am deformed |
| zuo ci : Momus | |
| I have come with my sword Naegling | |
| And the usual aches and pains | |
| To defeat Grendel, the monster | |
| Lately scourge of the Danes | |
| Showing no mercy in the mead hall | |
| He laid waste thirty thanes | |
| In return I will chop off his shoulder | |
| Then I will deal with his mother | |
| Where is the disabled loo? | |
| I' m feeling slightly queasy, woozy | |
| So would you if you' d had to do | |
| The things I' ve had to do | |
| Slay the good, slay the bad | |
| Do I have the right to use the disabled loos? | |
| Did they send the right man from the land of heroes? | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat | |
| Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat | |
| Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip | |
| If you promise not to tell anyone I have a hare lip | |
| A smoking hole and a very large mole | |
| My face it slithers, my ears are torn | |
| Don' t laugh, I am deformed | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| So go ahead, laugh, you won' t be the first | |
| Richard the Hundredth, the Hunchback laughed | |
| Henry Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth | |
| At this sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin | |
| At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb | |
| Have a good laugh while you' re at it at my schlong | |
| My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags | |
| I dribble down a twig | |
| I twitch along the ground | |
| My Breugel boots they beggar belief | |
| I have the stinky shanks of a hound | |
| My patchy moustache hides a birthmark | |
| I have come to save Denmark | |
| Stop laughing ..... | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| I am deformed |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| I have come with my sword Naegling | |
| And the usual aches and pains | |
| To defeat Grendel, the monster | |
| Lately scourge of the Danes | |
| Showing no mercy in the mead hall | |
| He laid waste thirty thanes | |
| In return I will chop off his shoulder | |
| Then I will deal with his mother | |
| Where is the disabled loo? | |
| I' m feeling slightly queasy, woozy | |
| So would you if you' d had to do | |
| The things I' ve had to do | |
| Slay the good, slay the bad | |
| Do I have the right to use the disabled loos? | |
| Did they send the right man from the land of heroes? | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| Cancer gubbins that hangs at my neck like a turkey throat | |
| Swaddling leather trussing up a shrivelled belly bloat | |
| Dangling from my orifice is a puzzling speculum drip | |
| If you promise not to tell anyone I have a hare lip | |
| A smoking hole and a very large mole | |
| My face it slithers, my ears are torn | |
| Don' t laugh, I am deformed | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| And I am deformed | |
| So go ahead, laugh, you won' t be the first | |
| Richard the Hundredth, the Hunchback laughed | |
| Henry Dalrymple the simpleton convulsed with mirth | |
| At this sick rubber joke my bones as they poke out of a hole in my skin | |
| At this helplessly flailing mutant appalling prosthetic thalydomide limb | |
| Have a good laugh while you' re at it at my schlong | |
| My metallic foot brace it scratches and drags | |
| I dribble down a twig | |
| I twitch along the ground | |
| My Breugel boots they beggar belief | |
| I have the stinky shanks of a hound | |
| My patchy moustache hides a birthmark | |
| I have come to save Denmark | |
| Stop laughing ..... | |
| Stop laughing, I am Beowulf | |
| I give you my oath, as I was born | |
| I am Beowulf | |
| I am the hero coming to save you | |
| I am deformed |
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