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I follow a totally uncharismatic guru |
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(Electric automatic guru) |
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He told me Stephanie be wonderful |
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Be who you want to be |
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And do the things you want to do |
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(Electric guru) |
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I gave all my money |
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To my uncharismatic guru |
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(Automatic uncharismatic guru) |
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But Mummy don't worry |
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I know what he's trying to do |
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(Bugaboo, bugaboo guru) |
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Oh he doesn't fool me, with one look |
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I can see right through |
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(My automatic uncharismatic guru) |
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But I would still buy |
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If he tried to sell me the moon |
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(The fool -- sell you the moon!) |
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I have fallen in love with my uncharismatic guru |
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(I love you, I love you guru) |
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Because that was exactly the thing |
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That he seemed to expect me to do |
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(My guru) |
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(My automatic uncharismatic guru) |
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(The fool) |
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He thinks he's a charlatan |
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Thinks I'm a naive fool |
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(My laughable, loveable guru) |
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In fact it's the other way round |
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Who fooled who? |
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(More fool you, guru!) |
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He told me Stephanie Pappas |
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To thine own self be true |
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(Do as I say, not as I do) |
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All that seems to be you's really me |
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And all that seems to be me is really me too |
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So I went to bed |
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With my uncharismatic guru |
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It seemed to be simply the right thing to do |
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When I'd given him my money, my soul and my body |
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I did it to make him feel better |
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And I'd just like to say |
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I only wish my guru could have been a better lay |
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Hey |
