Robert Dye 歌词
| 歌曲 | Robert Dye |
| 歌手 | Momus |
| 专辑 | Stars Forever |
| 下载 | Image LRC TXT |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you know | |
| With medical defects of many sorts | |
| And even a disease of an anti-social nature | |
| He'd picked up from the Northern German ports | |
| General Impediment | |
| With your medical equipment | |
| To purge excess sediment from the depths of the spleen | |
| Plumbers by appointment | |
| To His Majesty Prince Albert | |
| You'll never make a whipping boy of me | |
| For I'm Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| I worked my way up to Managing Director | |
| Of Sphincter and Linctus, Manufacturers | |
| Our remedies cure all the maladies | |
| That daren't speak their names | |
| Woe betide the malaise that stands in my way | |
| General Impediment, you've had your day | |
| Time gentlemen please, and good night ladies | |
| I wash my contact lenses in a kettle | |
| It really is the quickest, cleanest way | |
| I removed all my hair one day and bought a nice toupee | |
| Cos I've never liked my own hair anyway | |
| Never get undressed in front of the window honey | |
| People will think I married you for the money | |
| I dress up as Gandhi | |
| It impresses foreign clients, you see | |
| I like breast milk, but never in my tea | |
| Cos I'm Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| What's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander | |
| The animals talk to me, I talk to them | |
| When we rule the world you'll be sorry | |
| Catch my drift, going my way | |
| Say no more, hi-de-hey | |
| A nudge is as good as a wink at the end of the day | |
| 18 Wheeler, best band in the world | |
| Good night ladies | |
| Trudy my mother had me by Caesarian | |
| Grandmother Schlump got shoved under a tram | |
| Lotte, mum's twin, said the Aryans did her in | |
| For refusing to be beastly to anyone | |
| For I'm Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| This life can be hard but keep up your dander | |
| God bless my family and my career | |
| If it wasn't for sediment we'd never be here | |
| General Impediment just wait and see | |
| You're far from seeing the back end of me | |
| I'll have you on your knees, time gentlemen please | |
| And goodnight ladies |
| zuo ci : Momus | |
| They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you know | |
| With medical defects of many sorts | |
| And even a disease of an antisocial nature | |
| He' d picked up from the Northern German ports | |
| General Impediment | |
| With your medical equipment | |
| To purge excess sediment from the depths of the spleen | |
| Plumbers by appointment | |
| To His Majesty Prince Albert | |
| You' ll never make a whipping boy of me | |
| For I' m Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| I worked my way up to Managing Director | |
| Of Sphincter and Linctus, Manufacturers | |
| Our remedies cure all the maladies | |
| That daren' t speak their names | |
| Woe betide the malaise that stands in my way | |
| General Impediment, you' ve had your day | |
| Time gentlemen please, and good night ladies | |
| I wash my contact lenses in a kettle | |
| It really is the quickest, cleanest way | |
| I removed all my hair one day and bought a nice toupee | |
| Cos I' ve never liked my own hair anyway | |
| Never get undressed in front of the window honey | |
| People will think I married you for the money | |
| I dress up as Gandhi | |
| It impresses foreign clients, you see | |
| I like breast milk, but never in my tea | |
| Cos I' m Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| What' s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander | |
| The animals talk to me, I talk to them | |
| When we rule the world you' ll be sorry | |
| Catch my drift, going my way | |
| Say no more, hidehey | |
| A nudge is as good as a wink at the end of the day | |
| 18 Wheeler, best band in the world | |
| Good night ladies | |
| Trudy my mother had me by Caesarian | |
| Grandmother Schlump got shoved under a tram | |
| Lotte, mum' s twin, said the Aryans did her in | |
| For refusing to be beastly to anyone | |
| For I' m Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| This life can be hard but keep up your dander | |
| God bless my family and my career | |
| If it wasn' t for sediment we' d never be here | |
| General Impediment just wait and see | |
| You' re far from seeing the back end of me | |
| I' ll have you on your knees, time gentlemen please | |
| And goodnight ladies |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| They say the Prince Consort was afflicted, you know | |
| With medical defects of many sorts | |
| And even a disease of an antisocial nature | |
| He' d picked up from the Northern German ports | |
| General Impediment | |
| With your medical equipment | |
| To purge excess sediment from the depths of the spleen | |
| Plumbers by appointment | |
| To His Majesty Prince Albert | |
| You' ll never make a whipping boy of me | |
| For I' m Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| I worked my way up to Managing Director | |
| Of Sphincter and Linctus, Manufacturers | |
| Our remedies cure all the maladies | |
| That daren' t speak their names | |
| Woe betide the malaise that stands in my way | |
| General Impediment, you' ve had your day | |
| Time gentlemen please, and good night ladies | |
| I wash my contact lenses in a kettle | |
| It really is the quickest, cleanest way | |
| I removed all my hair one day and bought a nice toupee | |
| Cos I' ve never liked my own hair anyway | |
| Never get undressed in front of the window honey | |
| People will think I married you for the money | |
| I dress up as Gandhi | |
| It impresses foreign clients, you see | |
| I like breast milk, but never in my tea | |
| Cos I' m Mr Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| What' s sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander | |
| The animals talk to me, I talk to them | |
| When we rule the world you' ll be sorry | |
| Catch my drift, going my way | |
| Say no more, hidehey | |
| A nudge is as good as a wink at the end of the day | |
| 18 Wheeler, best band in the world | |
| Good night ladies | |
| Trudy my mother had me by Caesarian | |
| Grandmother Schlump got shoved under a tram | |
| Lotte, mum' s twin, said the Aryans did her in | |
| For refusing to be beastly to anyone | |
| For I' m Robert Dye, commercial traveller | |
| This life can be hard but keep up your dander | |
| God bless my family and my career | |
| If it wasn' t for sediment we' d never be here | |
| General Impediment just wait and see | |
| You' re far from seeing the back end of me | |
| I' ll have you on your knees, time gentlemen please | |
| And goodnight ladies |
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