| 歌曲 | Tamagotchi Press Officer |
| 歌手 | Momus |
| 专辑 | Ping Pong |
| 作词 : Momus | |
| The Tamagotchi will speak to no-one today | |
| He does not even read your paper anyway | |
| We cannot guarantee he will appear at Cannes | |
| And if he does he'll do no one-to-ones | |
| He is asleep | |
| And when he wakes he will need to be fed | |
| Then he will sing | |
| Then he will go back to bed | |
| No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today | |
| We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy | |
| Please go away! Please, go away! | |
| Goodbye! | |
| His painting exhibition is at Andrea Rosen | |
| His rock band rocks the Buddokan | |
| And his book 'I, Tamagotchi' is in its third impression this week | |
| But Mr Tamagotchi is asleep | |
| No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today | |
| We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy | |
| Please go away! Please, go away! | |
| Goodbye! | |
| Please go away! | |
| No interviews today | |
| Good day! (Hoppit!) | |
| Please go away! | |
| No interviews today |
| zuò cí : Momus | |
| The Tamagotchi will speak to noone today | |
| He does not even read your paper anyway | |
| We cannot guarantee he will appear at Cannes | |
| And if he does he' ll do no onetoones | |
| He is asleep | |
| And when he wakes he will need to be fed | |
| Then he will sing | |
| Then he will go back to bed | |
| No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today | |
| We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy | |
| Please go away! Please, go away! | |
| Goodbye! | |
| His painting exhibition is at Andrea Rosen | |
| His rock band rocks the Buddokan | |
| And his book ' I, Tamagotchi' is in its third impression this week | |
| But Mr Tamagotchi is asleep | |
| No interviews with Mr Tamagotchi today | |
| We are dismayed by your attempts to invade his privacy | |
| Please go away! Please, go away! | |
| Goodbye! | |
| Please go away! | |
| No interviews today | |
| Good day! Hoppit! | |
| Please go away! | |
| No interviews today |