[00:01.900] | 哎呀!噶哈啊?这歌你唱的?啊?我总听!你太有才了! |
[00:06.100] | 别跟别人说,我就没按套路打。 |
[00:08.820] | 陈旭,噶哈那?到你上场了,快。 |
[00:11.320] | 到我了!哎呀!那啥,先试个麦,听见打1,听不见打2,谢谢啊! |
[00:19.530] | 有东北的没,都立跟棍! |
[00:21.470] | 人家都说俺们东北特产是黑社会 |
[00:24.100] | 我说老铁要是这么说那就是你的不对了 |
[00:26.220] | 一下把俺这颗爱国的红心吧嗒扔地下摔稀碎 |
[00:29.270] | 俺死都不信俺们像你们说的那么黑 |
[00:31.300] | 俗话说淹死会水地 打死犟嘴地 |
[00:34.120] | 多喝了两杯 有点醉 |
[00:35.310] | 借着酒劲 铁子你就老实坐哪听我给你可劲吹 |
[00:39.220] | 打住!酒这玩意儿~ 朋友到份儿你喝,肚里有量你喝 |
[00:44.330] | 啥啥不是,你喝啥你喝!! |
[00:48.990] | 梦里面俺已经鸟悄的混成了龙头老大 |
[00:51.060] | 人送外号无比帅呆的小GUN STAR |
[00:53.240] | 手下小弟像在前面捂捂喳喳 耍大刀那 |
[00:55.690] | 俺在他们身后像傻狍子一样比比画画 |
[00:58.280] | 其实俺要比他们更加专业 更加职业化 |
[01:00.720] | 因为俺从前是个警察 这一点不八瞎 |
[01:03.310] | 可在现实中我是见天直不楞登地干靠 |
[01:05.440] | 那前俺除了上网侩货其余啥都不道 |
[01:07.570] | 一唠那爱情地小呵就 |
[01:09.860] | 一点都不嫌乎害臊 |
[01:10.700] | 照片里的小妹子小样 |
[01:11.840] | 一个个都那招操 |
[01:13.090] | 本来以为等到了我心目中那个 |
[01:14.250] | 传说中的姣凤 |
[01:15.250] | 等一见着 哎妈 那家 |
[01:16.280] | 真就吓俺一大蹦 |
[01:17.510] | 接着就听嘎嘣一声 我脑瓜造直蒙 |
[01:20.040] | 从此上半身癫痫 下半身中风 |
[01:22.000] | 遗恨半生 |
[01:22.750] | 后来琢磨着趁着年少多出去走走瞧瞧 |
[01:24.850] | 赶明学好能耐回去多孝敬乡亲父老 |
[01:27.210] | 弄不好再一出溜 |
[01:28.720] | 混成咱东北人地骄傲 |
[01:29.780] | 你说那该有多好 于是乎 |
[01:31.340] | 俺乐木呵地出道 |
[01:32.540] | 背上点葛瓦斯 大列吧 |
[01:33.520] | 秋林红肠和面包 |
[01:34.670] | 吭哧瘪肚地弄俩糟钱就买了火车地站票 |
[01:37.010] | 到了大城市后慢慢体验慢慢发现 |
[01:39.420] | 这噶瘩的人都挺狠的 还一个比一个尖 |
[01:41.930] | 要不就贼牛 要不穷地就剩钱了 |
[01:44.700] | 还拿俺当山炮 问俺是不是看啥都新鲜 |
[01:46.750] | 我说你们是不是都破早帽子没沿 |
[01:48.520] | 跟我晒脸啊 |
[01:50.120] | 你们都知道啥啊 |
[01:51.730] | 俺们那旮穷穿貂皮富穿棉 大款穿休闲 |
[01:54.420] | 真的 一点不赖旋 |
[01:56.040] | 可不咋的 |
[01:56.760] | 你也不了解实际情况 就别老有那么多偏见 |
[01:59.110] | 你不摘掉带色儿的眼镜你看谁都危险 |
[02:01.710] | 你要不爱听也别给我撂脸子 |
[02:03.980] | 别我说句公道话 还落一身埋怨 |
[02:06.090] | 本来准备凭着俺这小体格子一展拳脚 |
[02:08.580] | 可没成想竟让人当徒必 |
[02:09.900] | 全都白忙活一糟 |
[02:10.740] | 到了 除了让人看着招笑 |
[02:12.090] | 俺就啥啥捞着 |
[02:13.340] | 那不行,俺得找现实唠唠 |
[02:14.490] | 要不俺俩单挑 |
[02:15.620] | 这可到好 不光没打着不说 |
[02:17.130] | 还让贼拉酷地现实给俺一顿削 |
[02:19.270] | 整这一头大包 |
[02:20.510] | 回去以后这心理憋屈地没着没唠 |
[02:22.640] | 寻思不管咋地也得找现实说道说道 |
[02:25.030] | 它说 你爱咋地咋地 |
[02:26.120] | 有招想去 没招死去 |
[02:27.670] | 你瞅瞅 你瞅瞅 |
[02:28.620] | 人都是被这么逼出来地 |
[02:29.900] | 所以根本不怪俺们东北人性格这么霸气 |
[02:32.170] | 完全都是有道有理有根据地 |
[02:34.300] | 这穷苦的老百姓的确谁都不容易 |
[02:37.420] | 那些欺负人的人也都不咋地 |
[02:40.070] | 我说铁子都发泄完了你也少墨迹两句 |
[02:42.790] | 别老说些大实话 那有人不乐意 |
[02:44.870] | 噶哈啊 那啥玩意啊 咋地啊 装那 |
[02:47.620] | 非得逼俺们整得曲头巴脑的好啊! |
[02:50.010] | 这百姓的心里话还不让人说了?啊?! |
[02:52.460] | 那啥 喊你点事儿 |
[02:53.750] | 噶哈啊? |
[02:54.110] | 俺用东北话唱首歌有人说我土 |
[02:57.130] | 那粤语也是地方话 咋就不说它土腻阿~! |
[02:59.600] | 俺用家乡话唱歌他妈有人说我土 |
[03:01.880] | 那英语也是方言 你们咋就不说它土腻阿~! |
[03:04.510] | 我也知道我裤兜里面揣酒瓶子 当日喝的 |
[03:06.690] | 胡诹八扯啥都说 |
[03:08.430] | 可这可也是憋在心里 不说说出来窝火 |
[03:10.340] | 我压根就不是瞎摆活 |
[03:11.880] | 你别只当听歌乐和 |
[03:12.590] | 要是听完有啥想法 就来飞乐唱片 找我 |
[03:16.370] | 哎呀你小点声儿 |
[03:17.340] | 你昨天方便面钱和包子钱还没给呢 |
[03:19.670] | 我就说了爱咋咋地 |
[00:01.900] | ai ya! ga ha a? zhe ge ni chang de? a? wo zong ting! ni tai you cai le! |
[00:06.100] | bie gen bie ren shuo, wo jiu mei an tao lu da. |
[00:08.820] | chen xu, ga ha na? dao ni shang chang le, kuai. |
[00:11.320] | dao wo le! ai ya! na sha, xian shi ge mai, ting jian da 1, ting bu jian da 2, xie xie a! |
[00:19.530] | you dong bei de mei, dou li gen gun! |
[00:21.470] | ren jia dou shuo an men dong bei te chan shi hei she hui |
[00:24.100] | wo shuo lao tie yao shi zhe me shuo na jiu shi ni de bu dui le |
[00:26.220] | yi xia ba an zhe ke ai guo de hong xin ba da reng di xia shuai xi sui |
[00:29.270] | an si dou bu xin an men xiang ni men shuo de na me hei |
[00:31.300] | su hua shuo yan si hui shui di da si jiang zui di |
[00:34.120] | duo he le liang bei you dian zui |
[00:35.310] | jie zhe jiu jin tie zi ni jiu lao shi zuo na ting wo gei ni ke jing chui |
[00:39.220] | da zhu! jiu zhe wan yi er peng you dao fen er ni he, du li you liang ni he |
[00:44.330] | sha sha bu shi, ni he sha ni he!! |
[00:48.990] | meng li mian an yi jing niao qiao de hun cheng le long tou lao da |
[00:51.060] | ren song wai hao wu bi shuai dai de xiao |
[00:53.240] | shou xia xiao di xiang zai qian mian wu wu zha zha shua da dao na |
[00:55.690] | an zai ta men shen hou xiang sha pao zi yi yang bi bi hua hua |
[00:58.280] | qi shi an yao bi ta men geng jia zhuan ye geng jia zhi ye hua |
[01:00.720] | yin wei an cong qian shi ge jing cha zhe yi dian bu ba xia |
[01:03.310] | ke zai xian shi zhong wo shi jian tian zhi bu leng deng di gan kao |
[01:05.440] | na qian an chu le shang wang kuai huo qi yu sha dou bu dao |
[01:07.570] | yi lao na ai qing di xiao a jiu |
[01:09.860] | yi dian dou bu xian hu hai sao |
[01:10.700] | zhao pian li de xiao mei zi xiao yang |
[01:11.840] | yi ge ge dou na zhao cao |
[01:13.090] | ben lai yi wei deng dao le wo xin mu zhong na ge |
[01:14.250] | chuan shuo zhong de jiao feng |
[01:15.250] | deng yi jian zhe ai ma na jia |
[01:16.280] | zhen jiu xia an yi da beng |
[01:17.510] | jie zhe jiu ting ga beng yi sheng wo nao gua zao zhi meng |
[01:20.040] | cong ci shang ban shen dian xian xia ban shen zhong feng |
[01:22.000] | yi hen ban sheng |
[01:22.750] | hou lai zuo mo zhe chen zhe nian shao duo chu qu zou zou qiao qiao |
[01:24.850] | gan ming xue hao neng nai hui qu duo xiao jing xiang qin fu lao |
[01:27.210] | nong bu hao zai yi chu liu |
[01:28.720] | hun cheng zan dong bei ren di jiao ao |
[01:29.780] | ni shuo na gai you duo hao yu shi hu |
[01:31.340] | an le mu a di chu dao |
[01:32.540] | bei shang dian ge wa si da lie ba |
[01:33.520] | qiu lin hong chang huo mian bao |
[01:34.670] | keng chi bie du di nong lia zao qian jiu mai le huo che di zhan piao |
[01:37.010] | dao le dai cheng shi hou man man ti yan man man fa xian |
[01:39.420] | zhe ga da de ren dou ting hen de hai yi ge bi yi ge jian |
[01:41.930] | yao bu jiu zei niu yao bu qiong di jiu sheng qian le |
[01:44.700] | hai na an dang shan pao wen an shi bu shi kan sha dou xin xian |
[01:46.750] | wo shuo ni men shi bu shi dou po zao mao zi mei yan |
[01:48.520] | gen wo shai lian a |
[01:50.120] | ni men dou zhi dao sha a |
[01:51.730] | an men na ga qiong chuan diao pi fu chuan mian da kuan chuan xiu xian |
[01:54.420] | zhen de yi dian bu lai xuan |
[01:56.040] | ke bu za de |
[01:56.760] | ni ye bu liao jie shi ji qing kuang jiu bie lao you na me duo pian jian |
[01:59.110] | ni bu zhai diao dai se er de yan jing ni kan shui dou wei xian |
[02:01.710] | ni yao bu ai ting ye bie gei wo liao lian zi |
[02:03.980] | bie wo shuo ju gong dao hua hai luo yi shen man yuan |
[02:06.090] | ben lai zhun bei ping zhe an zhe xiao ti ge zi yi zhan quan jiao |
[02:08.580] | ke mei cheng xiang jing rang ren dang tu bi |
[02:09.900] | quan dou bai mang huo yi zao |
[02:10.740] | dao le chu le rang ren kan zhe zhao xiao |
[02:12.090] | an jiu sha sha lao zhao |
[02:13.340] | na bu xing, an de zhao xian shi lao lao |
[02:14.490] | yao bu an lia dan tiao |
[02:15.620] | zhe ke dao hao bu guang mei da zhe bu shuo |
[02:17.130] | hai rang zei la ku di xian shi gei an yi dun xue |
[02:19.270] | zheng zhe yi tou da bao |
[02:20.510] | hui qu yi hou zhe xin li bie qu di mei zhe mei lao |
[02:22.640] | xun si bu guan za di ye de zhao xian shi shuo dao shuo dao |
[02:25.030] | ta shuo ni ai za di za di |
[02:26.120] | you zhao xiang qu mei zhao si qu |
[02:27.670] | ni chou chou ni chou chou |
[02:28.620] | ren dou shi bei zhe me bi chu lai di |
[02:29.900] | suo yi gen ben bu guai an men dong bei ren xing ge zhe me ba qi |
[02:32.170] | wan quan dou shi you dao you li you gen ju di |
[02:34.300] | zhe qiong ku de lao bai xing di que shui dou bu rong yi |
[02:37.420] | nei xie qi fu ren de ren ye dou bu za di |
[02:40.070] | wo shuo tie zi dou fa xie wan le ni ye shao mo ji liang ju |
[02:42.790] | bie lao shuo xie da shi hua na you ren bu le yi |
[02:44.870] | ga ha a na sha wan yi a za di a zhuang na |
[02:47.620] | fei dei bi an men zheng de qu tou ba nao de hao a! |
[02:50.010] | zhe bai xing de xin li hua hai bu rang ren shuo le? a?! |
[02:52.460] | na sha han ni dian shi er |
[02:53.750] | ga ha a? |
[02:54.110] | an yong dong bei hua chang shou ge you ren shuo wo tu |
[02:57.130] | na yue yu ye shi di fang hua za jiu bu shuo ta tu ni a! |
[02:59.600] | an yong jia xiang hua chang ge ta ma you ren shuo wo tu |
[03:01.880] | na ying yu ye shi fang yan ni men za jiu bu shuo ta tu ni a! |
[03:04.510] | wo ye zhi dao wo ku dou li mian chuai jiu ping zi dang ri he de |
[03:06.690] | hu zou ba che sha dou shuo |
[03:08.430] | ke zhe ke ye shi bie zai xin li bu shuo shuo chu lai wo huo |
[03:10.340] | wo ya gen jiu bu shi xia bai huo |
[03:11.880] | ni bie zhi dang ting ge le he |
[03:12.590] | yao shi ting wan you sha xiang fa jiu lai fei le chang pian zhao wo |
[03:16.370] | ai ya ni xiao dian sheng er |
[03:17.340] | ni zuo tian fang bian mian qian he bao zi qian hai mei gei ne |
[03:19.670] | wo jiu shuo le ai za za di |
[00:01.900] | āi yā! gá hā a? zhè gē nǐ chàng de? a? wǒ zǒng tīng! nǐ tài yǒu cái le! |
[00:06.100] | bié gēn bié rén shuō, wǒ jiù méi àn tào lù dǎ. |
[00:08.820] | chén xù, gá hā nà? dào nǐ shàng chǎng le, kuài. |
[00:11.320] | dào wǒ le! āi yā! nà shà, xiān shì gè mài, tīng jiàn dǎ 1, tīng bu jiàn dǎ 2, xiè xiè a! |
[00:19.530] | yǒu dōng běi de méi, dōu lì gēn gùn! |
[00:21.470] | rén jiā dōu shuō ǎn men dōng běi tè chǎn shì hēi shè huì |
[00:24.100] | wǒ shuō lǎo tiě yào shì zhè me shuō nà jiù shì nǐ de bú duì le |
[00:26.220] | yī xià bǎ ǎn zhè kē ài guó de hóng xīn bā dā rēng dì xià shuāi xī suì |
[00:29.270] | ǎn sǐ dōu bù xìn ǎn men xiàng nǐ men shuō de nà me hēi |
[00:31.300] | sú huà shuō yān sǐ huì shuǐ dì dǎ sǐ jiàng zuǐ dì |
[00:34.120] | duō hē le liǎng bēi yǒu diǎn zuì |
[00:35.310] | jiè zhe jiǔ jìn tiě zi nǐ jiù lǎo shí zuò nǎ tīng wǒ gěi nǐ kě jìng chuī |
[00:39.220] | dǎ zhù! jiǔ zhè wán yì ér péng yǒu dào fèn ér nǐ hē, dù lǐ yǒu liàng nǐ hē |
[00:44.330] | shà shà bú shì, nǐ hē shà nǐ hē!! |
[00:48.990] | mèng lǐ miàn ǎn yǐ jīng niǎo qiāo de hùn chéng le lóng tóu lǎo dà |
[00:51.060] | rén sòng wài hào wú bǐ shuài dāi de xiǎo |
[00:53.240] | shǒu xià xiǎo dì xiàng zài qián miàn wǔ wǔ zhā zhā shuǎ dà dāo nà |
[00:55.690] | ǎn zài tā men shēn hòu xiàng shǎ páo zǐ yí yàng bǐ bǐ huà huà |
[00:58.280] | qí shí ǎn yào bǐ tā men gèng jiā zhuān yè gèng jiā zhí yè huà |
[01:00.720] | yīn wèi ǎn cóng qián shì gè jǐng chá zhè yì diǎn bù bā xiā |
[01:03.310] | kě zài xiàn shí zhōng wǒ shì jiàn tiān zhí bù léng dēng dì gàn kào |
[01:05.440] | nà qián ǎn chú le shàng wǎng kuài huò qí yú shà dōu bù dào |
[01:07.570] | yī láo nà ài qíng dì xiǎo ā jiù |
[01:09.860] | yì diǎn dōu bù xián hū hài sào |
[01:10.700] | zhào piān lǐ de xiǎo mèi zǐ xiǎo yàng |
[01:11.840] | yí gè gè dōu nà zhāo cāo |
[01:13.090] | běn lái yǐ wéi děng dào le wǒ xīn mù zhōng nà gè |
[01:14.250] | chuán shuō zhōng de jiāo fèng |
[01:15.250] | děng yī jiàn zhe āi mā nà jiā |
[01:16.280] | zhēn jiù xià ǎn yī dà bèng |
[01:17.510] | jiē zhe jiù tīng gā bēng yī shēng wǒ nǎo guā zào zhí méng |
[01:20.040] | cóng cǐ shàng bàn shēn diān xián xià bàn shēn zhòng fēng |
[01:22.000] | yí hèn bàn shēng |
[01:22.750] | hòu lái zuó mo zhe chèn zhe nián shào duō chū qù zǒu zǒu qiáo qiáo |
[01:24.850] | gǎn míng xué hǎo néng nài huí qù duō xiào jìng xiāng qīn fù lǎo |
[01:27.210] | nòng bù hǎo zài yī chū liū |
[01:28.720] | hùn chéng zán dōng běi rén dì jiāo ào |
[01:29.780] | nǐ shuō nà gāi yǒu duō hǎo yú shì hū |
[01:31.340] | ǎn lè mù ā dì chū dào |
[01:32.540] | bèi shàng diǎn gé wǎ sī dà liè ba |
[01:33.520] | qiū lín hóng cháng huó miàn bāo |
[01:34.670] | kēng chī biě dù dì nòng liǎ zāo qián jiù mǎi le huǒ chē dì zhàn piào |
[01:37.010] | dào le dài chéng shì hòu màn màn tǐ yàn màn màn fā xiàn |
[01:39.420] | zhè gá da de rén dōu tǐng hěn de hái yí gè bǐ yí gè jiān |
[01:41.930] | yào bù jiù zéi niú yào bù qióng dì jiù shèng qián le |
[01:44.700] | hái ná ǎn dāng shān pào wèn ǎn shì bú shì kàn shà dōu xīn xiān |
[01:46.750] | wǒ shuō nǐ men shì bú shì dōu pò zǎo mào zi méi yán |
[01:48.520] | gēn wǒ shài liǎn a |
[01:50.120] | nǐ men dōu zhī dào shà a |
[01:51.730] | ǎn men nà gā qióng chuān diāo pí fù chuān mián dà kuǎn chuān xiū xián |
[01:54.420] | zhēn de yì diǎn bù lài xuán |
[01:56.040] | kě bù zǎ de |
[01:56.760] | nǐ yě bù liǎo jiě shí jì qíng kuàng jiù bié lǎo yǒu nà me duō piān jiàn |
[01:59.110] | nǐ bù zhāi diào dài sè ér de yǎn jìng nǐ kàn shuí dōu wēi xiǎn |
[02:01.710] | nǐ yào bù ài tīng yě bié gěi wǒ liào liǎn zǐ |
[02:03.980] | bié wǒ shuō jù gōng dào huà hái luò yī shēn mán yuàn |
[02:06.090] | běn lái zhǔn bèi píng zhe ǎn zhè xiǎo tǐ gé zi yī zhǎn quán jiǎo |
[02:08.580] | kě méi chéng xiǎng jìng ràng rén dāng tú bì |
[02:09.900] | quán dōu bái máng huó yī zāo |
[02:10.740] | dào le chú le ràng rén kàn zhe zhāo xiào |
[02:12.090] | ǎn jiù shà shà lāo zháo |
[02:13.340] | nà bù xíng, ǎn dé zhǎo xiàn shí lào lào |
[02:14.490] | yào bù ǎn liǎ dān tiāo |
[02:15.620] | zhè kě dào hǎo bù guāng méi dǎ zhe bù shuō |
[02:17.130] | hái ràng zéi lā kù dì xiàn shí gěi ǎn yī dùn xuē |
[02:19.270] | zhěng zhè yī tóu dà bāo |
[02:20.510] | huí qù yǐ hòu zhè xīn lǐ biē qū dì méi zhe méi láo |
[02:22.640] | xún sī bù guǎn zǎ dì yě de zhǎo xiàn shí shuō dào shuō dào |
[02:25.030] | tā shuō nǐ ài zǎ dì zǎ dì |
[02:26.120] | yǒu zhāo xiǎng qù méi zhāo sǐ qù |
[02:27.670] | nǐ chǒu chǒu nǐ chǒu chǒu |
[02:28.620] | rén dōu shì bèi zhè me bī chū lái dì |
[02:29.900] | suǒ yǐ gēn běn bù guài ǎn men dōng běi rén xìng gé zhè me bà qì |
[02:32.170] | wán quán dōu shì yǒu dào yǒu lǐ yǒu gēn jù dì |
[02:34.300] | zhè qióng kǔ de lǎo bǎi xìng dí què shuí dōu bù róng yì |
[02:37.420] | nèi xiē qī fù rén de rén yě dōu bù zǎ dì |
[02:40.070] | wǒ shuō tiě zǐ dōu fā xiè wán le nǐ yě shǎo mò jī liǎng jù |
[02:42.790] | bié lǎo shuō xiē dà shí huà nà yǒu rén bù lè yì |
[02:44.870] | gá hā a nà shà wán yì a zǎ dì a zhuāng nà |
[02:47.620] | fēi děi bī ǎn men zhěng dé qū tóu bā nǎo de hǎo a! |
[02:50.010] | zhè bǎi xìng de xīn lǐ huà hái bù ràng rén shuō le? a?! |
[02:52.460] | nà shà hǎn nǐ diǎn shì ér |
[02:53.750] | gá hā a? |
[02:54.110] | ǎn yòng dōng běi huà chàng shǒu gē yǒu rén shuō wǒ tǔ |
[02:57.130] | nà yuè yǔ yě shì dì fāng huà zǎ jiù bù shuō tā tǔ nì ā! |
[02:59.600] | ǎn yòng jiā xiāng huà chàng gē tā mā yǒu rén shuō wǒ tǔ |
[03:01.880] | nà yīng yǔ yě shì fāng yán nǐ men zǎ jiù bù shuō tā tǔ nì ā! |
[03:04.510] | wǒ yě zhī dào wǒ kù dōu lǐ miàn chuāi jiǔ píng zi dāng rì hē de |
[03:06.690] | hú zōu bā chě shà dōu shuō |
[03:08.430] | kě zhè kě yě shì biē zài xīn lǐ bù shuō shuō chū lái wō huǒ |
[03:10.340] | wǒ yà gēn jiù bú shì xiā bǎi huó |
[03:11.880] | nǐ bié zhǐ dāng tīng gē lè hé |
[03:12.590] | yào shì tīng wán yǒu shà xiǎng fǎ jiù lái fēi lè chàng piān zhǎo wǒ |
[03:16.370] | āi yā nǐ xiǎo diǎn shēng ér |
[03:17.340] | nǐ zuó tiān fāng biàn miàn qián hé bāo zi qián hái méi gěi ne |
[03:19.670] | wǒ jiù shuō le ài zǎ zǎ dì |