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A man walks down the street |
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He says why am I soft in the middle now |
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Why am I soft in the middle now |
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All my life is so long |
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I need a photo-opportunity |
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I want a shot at redemption |
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Don't want to end up a cartoon |
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In a cartoon graveyard |
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Bonedigger bonedigger |
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Dogs in the moonlight |
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Far away my well-lit door |
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Mr. beerbelly beerbelly |
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Get these mutts away from me |
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You know I don't find this stuff amusing anymore |
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If you'll be my bodyguard |
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I can be your long lost pal |
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I can call you betty |
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And betty when you call me |
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You can call me al |
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A man walks down the street |
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He says why am I short of attention |
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Got a short little span of attention |
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And all my nights are so long |
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Wheres my wife and family |
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What if I die here |
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Wholl be my role-model |
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Now that my role-model is |
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Gone gone |
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He jumped back down the alley |
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With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl |
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All along all along |
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There were incidents and accidents |
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There were thoughts and allegations |
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If you'll be my bodyguard |
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I can be your long lost pal |
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I can call you betty |
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And betty when you call me |
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You can call me al |
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Call me al |
