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[ar:Of Montreal] |
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[al:Aldhils Arboretum] |
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My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband |
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Who hated his job and hated his life |
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So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy |
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Off of a bridge because he hated his car |
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And he hated his life |
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He couldn't silence the ever present thought |
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I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful mana |
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And his heart was blank |
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Don't we know what blank people are good for |
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What they are |
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My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband |
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Who just couldn't escape or catch a break |
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So he wanted to ride his bike |
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Blindfolded into traffic |
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Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life |
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His heart was consumed with guilt |
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From the knowledge he had not |
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Become a successful man |
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He was an unsuccessful man |
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And his heart was blank |
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Don't we know what blank people are good for |
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What they are |
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Till one day my Auntie introduced him |
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To her friend named Gwendoline |
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And she must have made a stunning first impression |
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Because he left my Auntie |
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And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline |
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But my Auntie didn't care |
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She knew she could find |
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Another blank husband anywhere |
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By God they're everywhere |
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My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband |