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Ahh ahh, I never saw so many people tonight |
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I mean y'all all got it crowded up in here and that's good |
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I'm glad that y'all givin it up for him, y'all givin it up for him |
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that's good -- y'all make me want to cry or somethin |
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Alright ladies and gentleman, tonight is a special night |
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For one thing let me introduce myself my name is Mr. Russell Jones |
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Excuse me for that one I had to let that one low ahh-hahhh |
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And tonight, you're going to see that you never seen before |
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Somethin that, that nobody in the history of rap ever set theyself to do |
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This ******* guy, that I speak to you about, is somethin crazy |
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He's somethin insane, he's the greatest performer every-since |
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uhh, what's the guys name? [Ol Dirty!!] |
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Ahh, da, ahh, James Brown, he's bad, and he's a cool guy |
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And you'll really need him, I mean need to really get to know him |
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Ladies and gentleman, from all houses, to all towns |
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From the moons of Pluto, back down to earth |
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Ladies and gentleman, one more time, give it up for |
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The Old Dirty Doggy, I mean, the Ol Dirty Bastard |
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I love that guy! |
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(Ol Dirty!!) |
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Yes, how y'all doin out there? |
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I wanted y'all to know that tonight is a special night |
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Cause I'm happy to be living, you know |
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A ******* tried to shoot me down and *******t |
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You know and, I don't know man it just feel good to be here man |
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YouknowhatI'msayin? |
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And I wanna let all y'all know I love you man, I love all y'all |
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You know, but *sniff* but I really came here tonight *sniff* |
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For one reason *sniff*, just cause *sniff* I don't need to cry |
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I don't need to cry, dub you can play that *******t man, play it man |
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I'm tired of this *******t, remember the time I told y'all |
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When I got burnt, gonorrhea |
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Well this *******, there's a new ******* goddamnit |
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Ohh, ******* burnt me again with gonorrhea |
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So I didn't get burnt one time I got burnt actually two times |
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when you really look at it |
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Yeah, I love the girl but I had to cut the ******* off |
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Yeah the ******* died, I killed the ******* |
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She suffered a long pain *******y ass go ******* had to go |
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I I knew the ******* for ten minutes of her life |
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But the ******* was good! Yes the ******* was good! |
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I just want you to know girl! |
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That I dedicated, this song, well this song really was written |
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by Blowfly, and I want all y'all to hear this *******t |
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It's just a poem that I writ for you girl |
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*paper crinkles* |
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*singing* |
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The first time, ever you sucked my ******* |
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Thank you thank you! |
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I felt, the earth tremble, under my ******* |
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Somethin shot out of me real fast |
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First time |
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Nah I'm just kidding witch'all |
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How y'all feelin, listen to the album cuz it's BANGIN |
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We have only thirty-five chambers, there is no thirty-six |
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I know that, but, I want to create a new chamber |
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Oh? And what would that be? |