[00:21.24] | 我走在去往相亲的路上 |
[00:26.63] | 沐浴着金色的阳光 |
[00:32.32] | 吹着口哨 捏紧了钱包 |
[00:37.61] | 妈妈的唠叨还在耳边环绕 |
[00:42.79] | 今年我三十有三 是个标准剩男 |
[00:48.43] | 浑身上下带着 大龄青年的烦恼 |
[00:54.16] | 不是我眼光太挑 条件太高 |
[00:59.30] | 善解人意的媳妇 的确不好找 |
[01:18.80] | 一眨眼 我来到了麦当劳 |
[01:24.18] | 看到约好的女子 正坐在墙角 |
[01:29.46] | 长长的头发 尖尖的下巴 |
[01:35.07] | 一双大大的眼睛 好像在对我笑 |
[01:41.06] | 我为她点了中包的薯条 |
[01:46.04] | 给自己点了巨无霸的汉堡 |
[01:51.48] | 偷偷瞄着她的三围 计算着她的身高 |
[01:57.12] | 嘴上问着 你平时有啥爱好 |
[02:02.70] | 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 |
[02:08.27] | 怪不得男人一思考 上帝就发笑 |
[02:13.46] | 啦啦啦啦 男人就是这么无聊 |
[02:18.90] | 只是开不了口让她知道 |
[02:41.05] | 她开口扔出一串问题 好像个炸药包 |
[02:46.39] | 你每月工资几千块 年终奖有多少 |
[02:51.98] | 养老保险有没有按时交 |
[02:57.61] | 单位有没有公费医疗 |
[03:03.13] | 银行存款定期活期一共有多少 |
[03:08.41] | 是否买过基金和股票家里有几套房 装修的好不好 |
[03:19.08] | 农村亲戚逢年过节 会不会常来骚扰 |
[03:24.98] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
[03:30.46] | 怪不得女人一发问 上帝也犯困 |
[03:35.75] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
[03:41.23] | 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 |
[03:46.71] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
[03:52.35] | 满脑子都是些 过日子的事 |
[03:57.68] | 啦啦啦啦 女人就是这么现实 |
[04:03.22] | 她打碎了我浪漫的相亲故事 |
[04:06.73] | 托先人的福 刚好手机响了 |
[04:11.40] | 我说声I'SORRY 拔腿就逃 |
[04:16.94] | 我还是回家 给娃娃把气打饱 |
[04:22.68] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
[04:27.36] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
[04:33.40] | 然后抱着它闭眼睡觉 |
[04:40.26] |
[00:21.24] | wo zou zai qu wang xiang qin de lu shang |
[00:26.63] | mu yu zhe jin se de yang guang |
[00:32.32] | chui zhe kou shao nie jin le qian bao |
[00:37.61] | ma ma de lao dao hai zai er bian huan rao |
[00:42.79] | jin nian wo san shi you san shi ge biao zhun sheng nan |
[00:48.43] | hun shen shang xia dai zhe da ling qing nian de fan nao |
[00:54.16] | bu shi wo yan guang tai tiao tiao jian tai gao |
[00:59.30] | shan jie ren yi de xi fu di que bu hao zhao |
[01:18.80] | yi zha yan wo lai dao le mai dang lao |
[01:24.18] | kan dao yue hao de nv zi zheng zuo zai qiang jiao |
[01:29.46] | chang chang de tou fa jian jian de xia ba |
[01:35.07] | yi shuang da da de yan jing hao xiang zai dui wo xiao |
[01:41.06] | wo wei ta dian le zhong bao de shu tiao |
[01:46.04] | gei zi ji dian le ju wu ba de han bao |
[01:51.48] | tou tou miao zhe ta de san wei ji suan zhe ta de shen gao |
[01:57.12] | zui shang wen zhe ni ping shi you sha ai hao |
[02:02.70] | la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao |
[02:08.27] | guai bu de nan ren yi si kao shang di jiu fa xiao |
[02:13.46] | la la la la nan ren jiu shi zhe me wu liao |
[02:18.90] | zhi shi kai bu liao kou rang ta zhi dao |
[02:41.05] | ta kai kou reng chu yi chuan wen ti hao xiang ge zha yao bao |
[02:46.39] | ni mei yue gong zi ji qian kuai nian zhong jiang you duo shao |
[02:51.98] | yang lao bao xian you mei you an shi jiao |
[02:57.61] | dan wei you mei you gong fei yi liao |
[03:03.13] | yin hang cun kuan ding qi huo qi yi gong you duo shao |
[03:08.41] | shi fou mai guo ji jin he gu piao jia li you ji tao fang zhuang xiu de hao bu hao |
[03:19.08] | nong cun qin qi feng nian guo jie hui bu hui chang lai sao rao |
[03:24.98] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
[03:30.46] | guai bu de nv ren yi fa wen shang di ye fan kun |
[03:35.75] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
[03:41.23] | ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi |
[03:46.71] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
[03:52.35] | man nao zi dou shi xie guo ri zi de shi |
[03:57.68] | la la la la nv ren jiu shi zhe me xian shi |
[04:03.22] | ta da sui le wo lang man de xiang qin gu shi |
[04:06.73] | tuo xian ren de fu gang hao shou ji xiang le |
[04:11.40] | wo shuo sheng I' SORRY ba tui jiu tao |
[04:16.94] | wo hai shi hui jia gei wa wa ba qi da bao |
[04:22.68] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
[04:27.36] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
[04:33.40] | ran hou bao zhe ta bi yan shui jiao |
[04:40.26] |
[00:21.24] | wǒ zǒu zài qù wǎng xiāng qīn de lù shàng |
[00:26.63] | mù yù zhe jīn sè de yáng guāng |
[00:32.32] | chuī zhe kǒu shào niē jǐn le qián bāo |
[00:37.61] | mā mā de láo dāo hái zài ěr biān huán rào |
[00:42.79] | jīn nián wǒ sān shí yǒu sān shì gè biāo zhǔn shèng nán |
[00:48.43] | hún shēn shàng xià dài zhe dà líng qīng nián de fán nǎo |
[00:54.16] | bú shì wǒ yǎn guāng tài tiāo tiáo jiàn tài gāo |
[00:59.30] | shàn jiě rén yì de xí fù dí què bù hǎo zhǎo |
[01:18.80] | yī zhǎ yǎn wǒ lái dào le mài dāng láo |
[01:24.18] | kàn dào yuē hǎo de nǚ zǐ zhèng zuò zài qiáng jiǎo |
[01:29.46] | cháng cháng de tóu fà jiān jiān de xià bā |
[01:35.07] | yī shuāng dà dà de yǎn jīng hǎo xiàng zài duì wǒ xiào |
[01:41.06] | wǒ wèi tā diǎn le zhōng bāo de shǔ tiáo |
[01:46.04] | gěi zì jǐ diǎn le jù wú bà de hàn bǎo |
[01:51.48] | tōu tōu miáo zhe tā de sān wéi jì suàn zhe tā de shēn gāo |
[01:57.12] | zuǐ shàng wèn zhe nǐ píng shí yǒu shà ài hào |
[02:02.70] | la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo |
[02:08.27] | guài bù dé nán rén yī sī kǎo shàng dì jiù fā xiào |
[02:13.46] | la la la la nán rén jiù shì zhè me wú liáo |
[02:18.90] | zhǐ shì kāi bù liǎo kǒu ràng tā zhī dào |
[02:41.05] | tā kāi kǒu rēng chū yī chuàn wèn tí hǎo xiàng gè zhà yào bāo |
[02:46.39] | nǐ měi yuè gōng zī jǐ qiān kuài nián zhōng jiǎng yǒu duō shǎo |
[02:51.98] | yǎng lǎo bǎo xiǎn yǒu méi yǒu àn shí jiāo |
[02:57.61] | dān wèi yǒu méi yǒu gōng fèi yī liáo |
[03:03.13] | yín háng cún kuǎn dìng qī huó qī yī gòng yǒu duō shǎo |
[03:08.41] | shì fǒu mǎi guò jī jīn hé gǔ piào jiā lǐ yǒu jǐ tào fáng zhuāng xiū de hǎo bù hǎo |
[03:19.08] | nóng cūn qīn qī féng nián guò jié huì bú huì cháng lái sāo rǎo |
[03:24.98] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
[03:30.46] | guài bù dé nǚ rén yī fà wèn shàng dì yě fàn kùn |
[03:35.75] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
[03:41.23] | tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì |
[03:46.71] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
[03:52.35] | mǎn nǎo zǐ dōu shì xiē guò rì zi de shì |
[03:57.68] | la la la la nǚ rén jiù shì zhè me xiàn shí |
[04:03.22] | tā dǎ suì le wǒ làng màn de xiāng qīn gù shì |
[04:06.73] | tuō xiān rén de fú gāng hǎo shǒu jī xiǎng le |
[04:11.40] | wǒ shuō shēng I' SORRY bá tuǐ jiù táo |
[04:16.94] | wǒ hái shì huí jiā gěi wá wa bǎ qì dǎ bǎo |
[04:22.68] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
[04:27.36] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
[04:33.40] | rán hòu bào zhe tā bì yǎn shuì jiào |
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