歌曲 | All-American Prophet |
歌手 | Various Artists |
专辑 | The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording) |
[00:00.39] | You all know the Bible |
[00:02.84] | Is made of testaments old and new |
[00:06.40] | You've been told it's just those two parts, |
[00:09.35] | Or only one if you're a Jew. |
[00:13.15] | But what if I were to tell you |
[00:16.00] | There's a fresh third part out there |
[00:18.96] | Which was found by a hip new prophet |
[00:22.06] | Who had a little… Donny Osmond flair? |
[00:30.81] | Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? |
[00:35.12] | The blonde-haired blue-eyed voice of God! |
[00:38.87] | He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men |
[00:43.42] | No, God's favorite prophet was All-American! |
[00:49.23] | I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823. |
[00:52.89] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York! |
[00:57.89] | You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith? |
[01:00.20] | That’s right! That young man spoke to God! |
[01:02.39] | He spoke to God? |
[01:03.45] | And God said, Joe, People really need to know |
[01:05.20] | That the Bible isn't TWO parts |
[01:07.05] | There's a part three to The Bible, Joe! |
[01:09.40] | And I, God, have anointed you |
[01:11.45] | To dig up this part three |
[01:12.71] | Which is buried by a tree |
[01:13.81] | On a hill in your backyard! |
[01:15.41] | Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging, |
[01:18.02] | that makes perfect sense! |
[01:19.85] | Joseph Smith went up on that hill |
[01:21.80] | And he dug where he was told! |
[01:23.85] | Deep in the ground, Joseph found |
[01:25.90] | Shining plates of gold! |
[01:28.07] | What are these golden plates? |
[01:30.02] | Who buried them here and why? |
[01:32.52] | Then appeared an angel |
[01:34.27] | His name was Moro-ni! |
[01:37.18] | Ahhhhh |
[01:37.98] | I am Moroni… |
[01:41.64] | The All-American angel! |
[01:43.74] | My people lived here long, Long ago! |
[01:47.34] | This is a history of my race |
[01:49.95] | Please read the words within |
[01:51.55] | We were Jews who met with Christ. |
[01:53.80] | But we were All-American |
[01:57.30] | But don’t let anybody see |
[01:58.70] | These plates except for you… |
[02:02.60] | They are only for you to see… |
[02:05.95] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them. |
[02:09.85] | Don't. |
[02:11.50] | Just copy them on to normal paper. |
[02:15.26] | Even though this might make them question |
[02:16.96] | If the plates are real or not… |
[02:20.21] | This is sort of what God is going for… |
[02:25.56] | Joseph took the plates home |
[02:27.01] | And wrote down what he found inside. |
[02:29.31] | He turned those plates into a book, |
[02:31.26] | Then rushed into town and cried: |
[02:33.26] | Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome |
[02:37.54] | He hath commanded me to publish it |
[02:39.54] | And stick it in every home. |
[02:41.94] | Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
[02:45.04] | and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi? |
[02:48.04] | I'M interested. |
[02:49.59] | Now, many people didn't BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith. |
[02:54.40] | They thought he'd made up this part three |
[02:56.35] | That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard. |
[02:59.15] | Liar! |
[02:59.60] | But Joe said |
[03:00.70] | This is no lie, |
[03:01.55] | I speak to God all the time |
[03:02.70] | And he's told me to head west! |
[03:04.60] | So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree, |
[03:07.35] | Feel free if you'd like to come along with me |
[03:09.10] | To the promised land! |
[03:09.94] | The PROMISED LAND?! |
[03:11.14] | Paradise! |
[03:11.73] | On the west coast! |
[03:12.83] | Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! |
[03:18.83] | Have you heard of The All-American prophet? |
[03:23.18] | He found a brand-new book about Jesus Christ! |
[03:27.28] | We’re following him to paradise, |
[03:29.33] | We call ourselves Mormon, |
[03:31.52] | And our new religion is |
[03:34.12] | All-American. |
[03:37.48] | How much does it all cost? |
[03:38.98] | The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down |
[03:43.03] | But every time they thought they found it |
[03:45.08] | They got kicked out of town |
[03:47.18] | And even though people wanted to see the golden plates |
[03:51.43] | Joseph never showed 'em! |
[03:54.68] | I have maggots in my scrotum. |
[04:03.08] | Um, okay… Well anyway |
[04:06.78] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
[04:12.93] | On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad. |
[04:19.64] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he'd soon be done |
[04:25.79] | You must lead the people now, |
[04:29.79] | My good friend Brigham Young. |
[04:35.00] | Oh God why are you letting me die |
[04:40.55] | Without having me show people the plates? |
[04:44.40] | They’ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not |
[04:48.75] | They’ll have to believe it just cuz. |
[04:53.20] | Oh. |
[04:54.70] | I guess that’s kind of what you were going for. |
[05:00.50] | Blargggh… |
[05:03.25] | The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in. |
[05:07.30] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
[05:10.80] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. |
[05:13.70] | A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City. |
[05:19.25] | And there the Mormons multiplied! |
[05:22.06] | And made big Mormon families!! |
[05:25.61] | Generation to generation until finally… |
[05:29.41] | they made me! |
[05:31.16] | And now it’s my job |
[05:33.21] | to lead you where those early settlers |
[05:35.96] | were led so long ago |
[05:40.26] | Have you heard of the |
[05:42.01] | All-American prophet? |
[05:43.71] | Kevin Price! |
[05:44.81] | The next in line to be the voice of God? |
[05:47.76] | My best friend! |
[05:48.66] | He’s gonna do something incredible! |
[05:50.91] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
[05:53.16] | Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all, |
[05:58.91] | All-American! |
[06:01.81] | And if you order now we'll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
[06:05.95] | All-American! |
[00:00.39] | You all know the Bible |
[00:02.84] | Is made of testaments old and new |
[00:06.40] | You' ve been told it' s just those two parts, |
[00:09.35] | Or only one if you' re a Jew. |
[00:13.15] | But what if I were to tell you |
[00:16.00] | There' s a fresh third part out there |
[00:18.96] | Which was found by a hip new prophet |
[00:22.06] | Who had a little Donny Osmond flair? |
[00:30.81] | Have you heard of the AllAmerican Prophet? |
[00:35.12] | The blondehaired blueeyed voice of God! |
[00:38.87] | He didn' t come from the Middle East Like those other holy men |
[00:43.42] | No, God' s favorite prophet was AllAmerican! |
[00:49.23] | I' m gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823. |
[00:52.89] | An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York! |
[00:57.89] | You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith? |
[01:00.20] | That' s right! That young man spoke to God! |
[01:02.39] | He spoke to God? |
[01:03.45] | And God said, Joe, People really need to know |
[01:05.20] | That the Bible isn' t TWO parts |
[01:07.05] | There' s a part three to The Bible, Joe! |
[01:09.40] | And I, God, have anointed you |
[01:11.45] | To dig up this part three |
[01:12.71] | Which is buried by a tree |
[01:13.81] | On a hill in your backyard! |
[01:15.41] | Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging, |
[01:18.02] | that makes perfect sense! |
[01:19.85] | Joseph Smith went up on that hill |
[01:21.80] | And he dug where he was told! |
[01:23.85] | Deep in the ground, Joseph found |
[01:25.90] | Shining plates of gold! |
[01:28.07] | What are these golden plates? |
[01:30.02] | Who buried them here and why? |
[01:32.52] | Then appeared an angel |
[01:34.27] | His name was Moroni! |
[01:37.18] | Ahhhhh |
[01:37.98] | I am Moroni |
[01:41.64] | The AllAmerican angel! |
[01:43.74] | My people lived here long, Long ago! |
[01:47.34] | This is a history of my race |
[01:49.95] | Please read the words within |
[01:51.55] | We were Jews who met with Christ. |
[01:53.80] | But we were AllAmerican |
[01:57.30] | But don' t let anybody see |
[01:58.70] | These plates except for you |
[02:02.60] | They are only for you to see |
[02:05.95] | Even if people ask you to show the plates to them. |
[02:09.85] | Don' t. |
[02:11.50] | Just copy them on to normal paper. |
[02:15.26] | Even though this might make them question |
[02:16.96] | If the plates are real or not |
[02:20.21] | This is sort of what God is going for |
[02:25.56] | Joseph took the plates home |
[02:27.01] | And wrote down what he found inside. |
[02:29.31] | He turned those plates into a book, |
[02:31.26] | Then rushed into town and cried: |
[02:33.26] | Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome |
[02:37.54] | He hath commanded me to publish it |
[02:39.54] | And stick it in every home. |
[02:41.94] | Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
[02:45.04] | and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi? |
[02:48.04] | I' M interested. |
[02:49.59] | Now, many people didn' t BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith. |
[02:54.40] | They thought he' d made up this part three |
[02:56.35] | That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard. |
[02:59.15] | Liar! |
[02:59.60] | But Joe said |
[03:00.70] | This is no lie, |
[03:01.55] | I speak to God all the time |
[03:02.70] | And he' s told me to head west! |
[03:04.60] | So I' ll take my part three From the hill with the tree, |
[03:07.35] | Feel free if you' d like to come along with me |
[03:09.10] | To the promised land! |
[03:09.94] | The PROMISED LAND?! |
[03:11.14] | Paradise! |
[03:11.73] | On the west coast! |
[03:12.83] | Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! |
[03:18.83] | Have you heard of The AllAmerican prophet? |
[03:23.18] | He found a brandnew book about Jesus Christ! |
[03:27.28] | We' re following him to paradise, |
[03:29.33] | We call ourselves Mormon, |
[03:31.52] | And our new religion is |
[03:34.12] | AllAmerican. |
[03:37.48] | How much does it all cost? |
[03:38.98] | The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down |
[03:43.03] | But every time they thought they found it |
[03:45.08] | They got kicked out of town |
[03:47.18] | And even though people wanted to see the golden plates |
[03:51.43] | Joseph never showed ' em! |
[03:54.68] | I have maggots in my scrotum. |
[04:03.08] | Um, okay Well anyway |
[04:06.78] | Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
[04:12.93] | On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad. |
[04:19.64] | Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he' d soon be done |
[04:25.79] | You must lead the people now, |
[04:29.79] | My good friend Brigham Young. |
[04:35.00] | Oh God why are you letting me die |
[04:40.55] | Without having me show people the plates? |
[04:44.40] | They' ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not |
[04:48.75] | They' ll have to believe it just cuz. |
[04:53.20] | Oh. |
[04:54.70] | I guess that' s kind of what you were going for. |
[05:00.50] | Blargggh |
[05:03.25] | The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in. |
[05:07.30] | But his followers, they kept heading west. |
[05:10.80] | And Brigham Young led them to paradise. |
[05:13.70] | A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City. |
[05:19.25] | And there the Mormons multiplied! |
[05:22.06] | And made big Mormon families!! |
[05:25.61] | Generation to generation until finally |
[05:29.41] | they made me! |
[05:31.16] | And now it' s my job |
[05:33.21] | to lead you where those early settlers |
[05:35.96] | were led so long ago |
[05:40.26] | Have you heard of the |
[05:42.01] | AllAmerican prophet? |
[05:43.71] | Kevin Price! |
[05:44.81] | The next in line to be the voice of God? |
[05:47.76] | My best friend! |
[05:48.66] | He' s gonna do something incredible! |
[05:50.91] | And be Joseph Smith again! |
[05:53.16] | Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all, |
[05:58.91] | AllAmerican! |
[06:01.81] | And if you order now we' ll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
[06:05.95] | AllAmerican! |
[00:00.39] | nǐ men dōu zhī dào shèng jīng |
[00:02.84] | tā fēn wéi xīn yuē yǔ jiù yuē |
[00:06.40] | nǐ men dōu bèi gào zhī shèng jīng zhǐ yǒu zhè liǎng bù |
[00:09.35] | huò zhě zhǐ yǒu jiù yuē, rú guǒ nǐ shì yóu tài rén de huà |
[00:13.15] | dàn shì rú guǒ wǒ yào gào sù nǐ |
[00:16.00] | qí shí shèng jīng hái yǒu dì sān bù |
[00:18.96] | bèi yí gè xīn de xiān zhī suǒ fā xiàn |
[00:22.06] | zhè xiān zhī yǒu diǎn lì zhì gē de wèi dào |
[00:30.81] | nǐ zhī dào tǔ shēng tǔ zhǎng de měi guó de xiān zhī ma? |
[00:35.12] | tā jīn fà bì yǎn chuán sòng zhe shàng dì fú yīn |
[00:38.87] | tā bù hé qí tā xián zhě yí yàng lǎo jiā shì zhōng dōng |
[00:43.42] | bù, shàng dì zuì ài de xiān zhī shì dì dào de měi guó rén |
[00:49.23] | wǒ yào dài nǐ huí dào zhè shèng jīng bèi fā xiàn de shì jiè, 1823 nián. |
[00:52.89] | zài shèng tǔ niǔ yuē luó qiē sī tè de yí gè nóng chǎng zhù zhe yí gè měi guó rén jiào qiáo |
[00:57.89] | nǐ shì shuō mó mén xiān zhī yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī? |
[01:00.20] | méi cuò, nà gè yǔ shàng dì duì huà de rén! |
[01:02.39] | tā hé shàng dì duì huà? |
[01:03.45] | shàng dì shuō, qiáo, rén men xū yào zhī dào |
[01:05.20] | shèng jīng bìng bù zhǐ yǒu liǎng bù |
[01:07.05] | hái yǒu dì sān bù shèng jīng, qiáo! |
[01:09.40] | shàng dì wǒ zhǐ dìng yú nǐ |
[01:11.45] | qù wā chū zhè yī bù fen |
[01:12.71] | tā bèi mái zài shù dǐ xià |
[01:13.81] | jiù zài nǐ jiā hòu yuàn de xiǎo shān qiū shàng |
[01:15.41] | wa ó! shàng dì shuō qù nǐ hòu yuàn wā wā kàn. |
[01:18.02] | zhè tīng qǐ lái hěn kē xué! |
[01:19.85] | yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī lái dào le xiǎo shān qiū |
[01:21.80] | wā kāi le shàng dì gào sù tā de nà gè dì fāng |
[01:23.85] | zài dì dǐ shēn chù, yuē sè fū fā xiàn le |
[01:25.90] | shǎn shǎn fā guāng de jīn bǎn zi! |
[01:28.07] | zhèi xiē jīn bǎn zi shì shén me? |
[01:30.02] | shì shuí yòu wèi shí me bǎ tā mái cáng yú cǐ? |
[01:32.52] | rán hòu tiān shǐ chū xiàn le |
[01:34.27] | tā jiù shì mó luó nǎi |
[01:37.18] | a |
[01:37.98] | wǒ jiù shì mó luó nǎi |
[01:41.64] | dì dào de měi guó tiān shǐ! |
[01:43.74] | hěn jiǔ hěn jiǔ yǐ qián wǒ de rén mín céng jū zhù yú cǐ |
[01:47.34] | zhè shì wǒ men mín zú de lì shǐ |
[01:49.95] | qǐng rèn zhēn qù yuè dú zhè jīn bǎn shàng de zì |
[01:51.55] | wǒ men shì jiàn guò yē sū de yóu tài rén |
[01:53.80] | dàn wǒ men yě shì dì dào de měi guó rén |
[01:57.30] | dàn shì bú yào ràng bié rén kàn jiàn jīn bǎn zi |
[01:58.70] | zhè jīn bǎn zi zhǐ shǔ yú nǐ |
[02:02.60] | zhǐ yǒu nǐ néng kàn shàng miàn dí wén zì |
[02:05.95] | jí shǐ yǒu rén yāo qiú nǐ zhǎn shì zhèi xiē jīn bǎn zi |
[02:09.85] | qiān wàn bú yào zhǎn shì |
[02:11.50] | zhǐ yào bǎ zhèi xiē wén zì téng chāo yú pǔ tōng de zhǐ shàng |
[02:15.26] | jiù suàn zhè yàng huì ràng rén shēng yí |
[02:16.96] | hào qí zhèi xiē jīn bǎn zi shì bú shì zhēn de cún zài |
[02:20.21] | dàn shì zhè shì shàng dì de yì sī |
[02:25.56] | yuē sè fū bǎ jīn bǎn zi bān huí le jiā |
[02:27.01] | rèn rèn zhēn zhēn chāo xiě le shàng miàn dí nèi róng |
[02:29.31] | bìng zhěng lǐ chéng shū |
[02:31.26] | tā pǎo dào xiǎo zhèn shàng bìng dà shēng hū háo dào |
[02:33.26] | hēi! shàng dì hé wǒ shuō huà le! gěi le wǒ zhè běn shàng gǔ de fú yīn shū! |
[02:37.54] | tā mìng lìng wǒ jiāng tā chū bǎn! |
[02:39.54] | bìng sòng wǎng měi jiā měi hù. |
[02:41.94] | wa ō! suǒ yǐ shèng jīng qí shí shì sān bù qǔ? |
[02:45.04] | mó mén jīng jiù xiàng shì jué dì wǔ shì guī lái nà yàng? |
[02:48.04] | wǒ jué de yǒu diǎn yì sī! |
[02:49.59] | kě shì rén men dà bù fèn bìng bù xiāng xìn xiān zhī yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī |
[02:54.40] | tā men jué de zhè dì sān bù de shì shì tā biān de |
[02:56.35] | hái cáng zài tā jiā hòu yuàn de yī kē shù xià |
[02:59.15] | piàn zi! |
[02:59.60] | dàn shì qiáo shuō |
[03:00.70] | zhè bú shì huǎng yán |
[03:01.55] | qí shí wǒ tiān shēng jiù néng hé shàng dì duì huà |
[03:02.70] | tā gào sù wǒ xiàng xī zǒu |
[03:04.60] | wǒ huì dài zhe wā chū lái de dì sān bù shèng jīng xiàng xī zǒu |
[03:07.35] | rú guǒ nǐ yuàn yì hé wǒ yì qǐ qù, nǐ zhōng jiāng huò dé zì yóu |
[03:09.10] | qù nà yīng xǔ zhī dì |
[03:09.94] | yīng xǔ zhī dì? |
[03:11.14] | rén jiān lè yuán! |
[03:11.73] | jiù zài xī hǎi àn |
[03:12.83] | yī yǎn wàng qù zhǐ yǒu biàn dì de shuǐ guǒ hé féi wò de nóng tián |
[03:18.83] | yǒu méi yǒu tīng guò měi guó běn tǔ de xiān zhī? |
[03:23.18] | tā fā xiàn le yī běn guān yú yē sū de xīn shū! |
[03:27.28] | wǒ men yào gēn tā qù rén jiān lè yuán |
[03:29.33] | wǒ men chēng zì jǐ wèi mó mén jiào tú |
[03:31.52] | wǒ men zhè xīn de xìn yǎng jiù shì |
[03:34.12] | měi guó jīng shén! |
[03:37.48] | zhè shū duō shǎo qián? |
[03:38.98] | mó mén jiào tú men bù duàn xún zhǎo nà gè shì hé jū zhù de dì fāng |
[03:43.03] | dàn měi dāng tā men yǐ wéi zhǎo dào de shí hòu |
[03:45.08] | dōu huì bèi gǎn chū zhèn zi |
[03:47.18] | jí shǐ yǒu rén xiǎng kàn nèi xiē jīn bǎn zi |
[03:51.43] | yuē sè fū yě cóng bù zhǎn shì |
[03:54.68] | wǒ de dàn dàn lǐ yǒu chóng zi |
[04:03.08] | è, hǎo de zǒng zhī |
[04:06.78] | cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ wǒ men de gù shì huì biàn de yǒu xiē shāng gǎn |
[04:12.93] | zài qù rén jiān lè yuán de lù shàng, mó mén jiào tú rě nù le qún zhòng |
[04:19.64] | yuē sè fū bèi yí gè fèn nù de bào tú yòng qiāng shè shāng, bìng dé zhī mìng bù jiǔ yǐ |
[04:25.79] | cóng xiàn zài kāi shǐ nǐ lǐng dǎo qún zhòng |
[04:29.79] | wǒ de zhì yǒu, yáng bǎi hàn |
[04:35.00] | ó, shàng dì a, nǐ wèi shí me yào ràng wǒ sǐ qù |
[04:40.55] | wǒ bìng méi yǒu gěi qún zhòng kàn nèi xiē jīn bǎn zi |
[04:44.40] | wǒ shuō de shì bú shì shí huà tā men yě méi yǒu zhèng jù le |
[04:48.75] | tā men zhǐ néng xìn le, yīn wèi |
[04:53.20] | ó |
[04:54.70] | wǒ cāi zhè jiù shì nǐ de zhǐ yì |
[05:00.50] | tòng kǔ de shēn yín |
[05:03.25] | xiān zhī yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī wèi le xìn yǎng ér xī shēng |
[05:07.30] | dàn tā de zhuī suí zhě jì xù cháo xī qián xíng |
[05:10.80] | yáng bǎi hàn dài zhe tā men zhǎo dào le rén jiān lè yuán |
[05:13.70] | yí kuài wèi yú yóu tā zhōu shǎn shǎn fā guāng de dì fāng, tā men chēng zhī wéi yán hú chéng |
[05:19.25] | mó mén jiào zài cǐ kuò zhǎn |
[05:22.06] | zǔ chéng le mó mén dà jiā tíng! |
[05:25.61] | yī dài yòu yī dài de fán yǎn shēng xī, zhōng yú |
[05:29.41] | shēng chū le wǒ! |
[05:31.16] | xiàn zài wǒ de shǐ mìng |
[05:33.21] | shì dài lǐng nǐ men qù wǒ zǔ xiān hěn jiǔ hěn jiǔ yǐ qián |
[05:35.96] | jiù dìng jū de dì fāng |
[05:40.26] | yǒu méi yǒu tīng shuō guò |
[05:42.01] | dì dào de měi guó xiān zhī? |
[05:43.71] | kǎi wén pǔ lái sī! |
[05:44.81] | tā jí jiāng chuán bō shàng dì de fú yīn? |
[05:47.76] | wǒ de zhì yǒu! |
[05:48.66] | tā yào zuò xiē liǎo bù qǐ de shì! |
[05:50.91] | xiàng yuē sè fū shǐ mì sī zài shì! |
[05:53.16] | yīn wèi xiān zhī kǎi wén pǔ lái sī shì tǔ shēng tǔ zhǎng de |
[05:58.91] | dì dào de měi guó rén |
[06:01.81] | xiàn zài jiù dìng gòu de huà wǒ men hái suí shū fù sòng niú pái dāo! |
[06:05.95] | dì dào de měi guó rén! |